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absurd twist Minecraft Servers

  • Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

    Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 620
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Alien Abductions: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

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    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

    We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

    So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EnderLife

    EnderLife
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 9310
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

    Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

    play.enderlife.online:25679

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Carl Lam MTR Server

    Carl Lam MTR Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6779
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 176 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Ores Mined: 6110 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

    194.153.216.153:25669

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

    Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8421
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    HexArchon Minecraft Server

    Description
    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Our Values

    We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.


    Gameplay Mechanics


    Technicals

    We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

    The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

    We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.


    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

    Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snowflake City Minecraft Server

    Snowflake City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6698
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 190 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

    Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

    Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

    Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 9821
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6162
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Enchantments Applied: 226
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

    But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SonSquad Minecraft Server

    SonSquad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 6671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 261 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3053 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Emeralds Found: 3449 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

    Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

    UncleCraft: No Free Rides!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 9048
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeakStarGoneMC SMP

    PeakStarGoneMC SMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4280
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Emeralds Found: 5048
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

    Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3025
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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