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AngryCrafters

absurd triggers, AngryCrafters, bizarre reactions, comical fury, funny tantrums, irrational behavior, laughable rage, nonsensical irritations, outrageous outbursts, ridiculous anger, silly reasons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8021	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VapeCrafters Dominate Twitter!

advocacy, Advocates, anti-regulatory, Big Tobacco, Discourse, DOMINATE, E-Cigarette, health risks, Industry Influence, industry ties, Misinformation, Propaganda, public health, public sentiment, Regulation, social media, study, tobacco control, tobacco policy, twitter, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	66
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	3657
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got e-cigarette advocates runnin’ around like crazy, tryna take over the world of blocky goodness. They’re all tied to Big Tobacco, man! Can you believe it?

But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.

So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	951362
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!