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RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Enchantments Applied:	148
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Crafty Connection: Unshakable Societal Relations

behavioral patterns, Connection, Crafty, Cultural differences, diverse societies, Diversity, group dynamics, group identity, Human Behavior, intergroup relations, psychological effect, psychological research, relations, Similarity-attraction, Social Cohesion, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, Social Science, Societal, societal integration, societal norms, unshakable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Emeralds Found:	9372	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9949
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

So, like, this server is like, totally awesome because, like, you’ll be attracting all the cool peeps just by being yourself! It’s like a psychological phenomenon or something, but don’t worry about all that science stuff. Just know that you’ll be making friends left and right because you’re just that awesome.

Join this server and you’ll be contributing to our understanding of intergroup relations in diverse societies. Yeah, you’ll be like a pioneer in the Minecraft world, forging friendships and alliances that will go down in history. Plus, you’ll get to build the most epic bases and go on crazy adventures with your new besties.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of something bigger than yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just kidding, but seriously, join the server and have a blast!

Eternal SMP

Adventure, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Crates, Economy, Empire, ETERNAL, Exploration, Fishing, Loot, Minigames, Mining, MONEY, multiplayer, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, Treasures

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Zombie Dances:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Eternal SMP Minecraft Server

🌟 Join Eternal SMP – A New Minecraft Server! 🌟

Looking for a fresh SMP to play on? Eternal SMP is brand-new and packed with fun features like:

Features
Pyrofishing – Catch rare fish and earn awesome rewards!
PyroMining – A revamped mining experience with unique mechanics!
Economy – Trade, earn money, and build your empire!
Crates – Open crates for epic loot!
Custom Bosses – Battle challenging, one-of-a-kind bosses for exclusive treasures!
Community – A friendly server where everyone is welcome.

🎮 How to Join:

Server IP: play.eternalsmp.com Server Port: 25565 Version: Minecraft 1.20 – 1.21.1

Start your adventure today on Eternal SMP!

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: play.eternalsmp.com and Port: 25565 with Minecraft version 1.20 – 1.21.1
What unique features does the server offer?	Eternal SMP offers features like Pyrofishing, PyroMining, an Economy system, Crates, Custom Bosses, and a welcoming Community.
Are there any rewards for playing on Eternal SMP?	Yes, players can earn rewards by catching rare fish, mining with unique mechanics, and battling custom bosses for exclusive treasures.
Is the server beginner-friendly?	Yes, Eternal SMP welcomes players of all skill levels and provides a friendly environment for everyone to enjoy.

EuroCraft Invention 1.20.4

1.20.4, creativity, Cutting Edge, design, Development, discovery, Engineering, EuroCraft, European, European invention, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, invention, MODERN, new, new invention, progress, research, Science, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Yo, bros, you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual paradise for all you blocky adventurers out there.

First off, the community is lit AF – you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “creeper”. And the mods? They’re like wizards, casting spells to make your gameplay experience magical.

But wait, there’s more! The builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. From towering castles to underwater cities, you’ll be exploring for days on end.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’re talking epic battles, treasure hunts, and even a dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyJudgements

Appearance, attitude, Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyJudgements, Body language, clothing, communication style, confidence level, eye contact, facial expressions, first impressions, Grooming, handshake, instant judgment, Manners, personality traits, Posture, Social Skills, tone of voice, VALUES

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Do you judge someone based on their skin color, their clothes, or their taste in music? Well, on our Minecraft server, we judge people based on their ability to build the most epic roller coasters in the game! That’s right, if you can’t handle the loops, twists, and turns of our insane roller coaster challenges, then you might as well pack up your blocks and go home. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the Roller Coaster King (or Queen) of our wacky world!

TaiwanCraft Server: Renovating Ukraine!

aid, Assistance, Charity, Contribution, Development, donation, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, Infrastructure, international relations, medical facility, Renovating, renovation, Server, solidarity, Support, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Ukraine, US$5 million

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well guess what, on our server u can do all that and more! we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds u’ve ever seen.

join us and u can be part of epic battles with dragons and zombies, or u can just chill and build ur dream house. we even have a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures.

and get this, we have a special event where u can ride on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs at ur enemies! how cool is that?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention that taiwan just pledged US$5 million to help renovate our medical facility in ukraine? yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

CraftyPutinCrashApology

Accountability, air travel, Apologises, Apology, aviation safety, Condolences, condolences to victims, CraftyPutinCrashApology, diplomatic incident, Fault, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political fallout, public relations, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

MineWild

active community, aquatic mobs, beginner friendly, crate armor, crate tools, Custom Armor, Custom Biomes, Custom Features, custom furniture, Custom Tools, easy difficulty, end dimension, ender ore, friendly server, minewild, multiplayer, player-friendly, smp, Survival, unique additions, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Server Information
Discord
IP: minewild.net
Port: 19132

Overview
The World’s First Server to have custom features like sharks and copper armor with no mods required!
Most Popular Vanilla Server – The first friendly modified multiplayer minecraft server!
Friendly Community – Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Easy Difficulty – Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7 – Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun – We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Custom Features
– 10+ Custom aquatic mobs like sharks and stingrays
– All previous mob vote mobs (that were not added)
– Crate armor and tools (Turtle, Shogun, Crocodile, and Panda)
– Copper armor and tools
– Ender Ore + Ender armor and tools (ender ore can be found in the end dimension)
– Custom furniture

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to everyone.

Q: Are there mini-games on the server?

A: No, this server focuses on survival gameplay with custom features.

Q: Can I join the server from different Minecraft versions?

A: The server is typically updated to the latest version of Minecraft, so make sure your game is up to date.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server or through the Discord community.

Q: Are there any ranks or rewards for playing on the server?

A: The server may have a ranking system or rewards for active players, check the server or Discord for more information.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!