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RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

office protocol, office guidelines, ignored regulations, smp, ridiculous rules

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

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BlockheadCraft

idiotic rules, job mandates, BlockheadCraft, job rules, unreasonable rules

Are you tired of dumb rules at your job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun! No more boring meetings or annoying coworkers, just endless possibilities for creativity and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the legendary poultry poltergeist!

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BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places

12. Provocative, 7. Curves, 2. Bury, BootyCraft, wrong

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.

Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.

If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.

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Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

highly recommended, Clever, amusing, hilarious, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

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Infernalsmp

Minecraft, Upgrading, viral, remade, Hardworking

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

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BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

society, Creators, Hierarchy, opinion, BaguetteCraft

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

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Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

digital art, fear, video game development, blocktopia, Tread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

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MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Faction, Modded, Towny

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

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MineMortal

Players, MineMortal, Adventure, Polite, Survival

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

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HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

Factory Building, Nuclear Reactor, factory builders, Mods, Community

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.