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CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

BrotherlyCraft: Home Training Edition

bad parenting, BrotherlyCraft, car damage, car maintenance, child behavior, communication breakdown, discipline problems, disrespectful children, Edition, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial responsibility, home, lack of discipline, lack of supervision, parenting issues, sibling conflict, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Training, unruly kids

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make dealing with a pack of unruly children seem like a walk in the park. We promise no crayon marks on your car doors here, just endless fun and excitement.

Join now and leave the stresses of real life behind. Who needs accountability when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server today!

CraftyWorld: Not Your Grandma’s Minecraft

CraftyWorld, Grandmas, Minecraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2515
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Votes:	3601

Remember the good old days when cows could fly and pigs could breakdance? Well, on our Minecraft server, those days are back! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity is just a suggestion and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that allow you to ride unicorns into battle and wield swords made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world and zombies are the ones trying to survive?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel or find a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1109
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Java Survival

admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, HANDCRAFTED, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2367	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Spears Created:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQs

1. Can I use mods on the server?: Yes, you can use mods as long as they don’t give you an unfair advantage over other players.
2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game.
3. Is griefing allowed on the server?: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players’ builds and property.
4. Can I claim land to protect my builds?: Yes, you can use our custom land protection plugin to claim land and protect your builds.

Ladies of the Block 1.20

BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, Exs, former partners, gf, healing, HEARTBREAK, ladies, love, Marriage, moving on, Partners, relationships, significant others, starting over, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. We got unicorns riding rainbows, like, what even is reality anymore? And the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind your enemies with jealousy. Plus, our creepers are trained to break dance instead of explode, so it’s a real party up in here. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks. So, like, come join us and enter a world where the laws of physics are suggestions, not rules. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

DrivewayDwellers Minecraft Server

DrivewayDwellers, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibility, financial strain, Homeless, kicking out, mental health, Minecraft, Server, snow storm, tough decision, tough love

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	4966	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family dynamic that puts the drama of a soap opera to shame! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wanted to experience the thrill of living in a car during a snowstorm with your drug-addicted family members? Look no further, because on our server, we have a mother-in-law and brother-in-law duo who have turned their car into their very own winter wonderland. But don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual heater to keep you warm while you navigate through the chaos.

Witness the epic saga of a family struggling with addiction, mental health issues, and a dog who just can’t seem to find a proper bathroom. Will they ever get their lives together? Only time will tell on our server.

Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of tough love, stolen belongings, and messy guest rooms. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even kicking out your family members for the greater good. Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

CraftyBFFvsBaeHide

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?

But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	6139

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1847	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Animals Bred:	168

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays