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BeliefBuster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mines Excavated:	3481	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly llama races, and the winner gets a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper farm, where we breed explosive companions to help us in battle.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality and leave you laughing until you cry, then join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7675	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5189	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	268

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	4233	Towns Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	6799
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ores Mined:	3977
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	257
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	4037	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

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