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LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	7671
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchantments Applied:	219
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	121	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	858869	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5975	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1981	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	7937
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	6101
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	7891
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	2990
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.