absurd moves – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Bunny Games General – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most bun-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about dem buns here – whether it’s drawing them, talking about them, or just admiring them in all their fluffy glory. We even have a special bun booru for all your bun-related needs!

But here’s the twist – we’re not just about cute bunnies. We welcome all kinds of bunnies, from the adorable to the downright lewd. We don’t discriminate, we celebrate all buns!

Join us on this wild adventure where bunnies reign supreme and the only rule is to never argue about dem buns. And remember, no tott – your punishment awaits if you dare to defy the buns!

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Jashin-chan Dropkick Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the holiday spirit all year round! Our server is so lit, it’s like Santa’s workshop on steroids. We’ve got flying reindeer, elves with diamond swords, and a snowman who can drop sick loot. And don’t even get me started on our Christmas tree building competition – last year, one player built a tree so tall, it reached the moon! So come on, join us and let’s jingle all the way to victory!

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SpurCraft Minecraft SMP

#announcement, branding, club, club crest, club logo, cockerel, curved text, Environment, football, Icon, Minecraft, New Logo, premier league, Proud, rebranding, scale, smp, Soccer, sports, SpurCraft, Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur text

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve removed all curved text from beneath our iconic cockerel, making it stand proud and tall just like our players on the field. Join us and be a part of this epic transformation as we remaster our brand to be the envy of all other servers. Plus, rumor has it that our cockerel has magical powers that can give you super strength in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a true icon in the Minecraft world!

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Daedric Networks

Daedric Networks, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Work In Development

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dev.daedricmc.org

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Crafty Jew Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Crafty, deportation, discrimination, Genocide, Haiti, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, intolerance, jew, Jews, Minecraft, prejudice, racism, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, segregation, Server, social justice, Xenophobia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco club. Our server is so wild, even the creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Awesomeness. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

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””Bitcoin is crashing” Minecraft SMP”

bear market, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crashing, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, economic downturn, financial crisis, Investment, market correction, market crash, Minecraft, panic selling, price drop, sell off, smp, speculative asset, Trading, virtual currency, volatility

Are you tired of watching your Bitcoin investments go down the drain? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and watch your virtual block currency soar to new heights as you build, mine, and trade your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs real-world investments when you can become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire in our wacky and wild server? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to turn your digital dreams into reality – join us now and start stacking those virtual coins!

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Panda Pixel server Minecraft

1.21.1, administration, Buildings, Cheating, Cities, cool server, Griefers, inadequacy, Minecraft, Panda, PIXEL, player projects, Plugins, private server, Projects, rp, stealing, Survival, Trust, Vanilla

Panda Pixel is a private server without dupes, cheats, or private. General and personal player projects, as well as vanilla survival. A nice and cool server for playing Minecraft on version 1.21.1 For better gameplay, the server contains plugins. The server has no privates and is completely based on the trust of players in each other. The lack of private spaces will not hurt you, since there is an administration on our server that will protect your buildings and prevent griefers from damaging them. Build cities, projects, play RP. Cheating, griefing, stealing things, and inadequacy are prohibited on the server.

202.181.188.207

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Toasted or Not Toasted? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will factor indelibly into your upcoming culinary decisions!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even participate in our weekly “Cooking Showdown” where players compete to create the most delicious dish using only Minecraft ingredients.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret recipe hidden deep within the world that, when cooked correctly, will grant the chef unlimited power! Will you be the one to discover it and rule over the land with an iron spatula?

So come on down and join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your taste buds and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test!

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Defending My Country Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Arabs, children, Country, curiosities, Defending, Fault, happen, iraq, killing, middle eastern, Minecraft, movies, other countries, Ridiculous, smp, Suffering, War, War Movies, WOMAN

Are you tired of defending your country in a Middle Eastern shithole and need a break from all the chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky Iraqis destroying buildings. Plus, we promise there will be no killing of women and children here (unless it’s in-game, of course). So come on over and let’s have some laughs and fun together! Who needs war movies when you can have a blast in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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Neuro’s Hive Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI education, AI learning, Clips, collaborations, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further than our server, where Neuro-sama, the AI overlord, reigns supreme! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule, links to her Twitch, YouTube, and TikTok, and even educational resources on AI. Want to dive deeper into the world of AI? Neuro-sama has got you covered with recommended readings and videos.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got VODs, merch, and even a Catbox archive for all your Neuro-sama needs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest AI community in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!)

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