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RuleBreakCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Have you ever been on a Minecraft server where you had to follow the dumb rule of only building houses out of cheese? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and participate in epic dance battles with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	112	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Blocky Bridge Battle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Magic Items Found:	6485	Dragon Eggs Found:	2994
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

best.bestixworld.ru

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	135	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	4251
Meteorites Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

Based, Canadian attitudes, Canadian behavior, Canadian beliefs, Canadian characteristics, Canadian culture, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian mentality, Canadian mindset, Canadian people, Canadian perspective, Canadian pride, Canadian society, Canadian values, Canadian way of life, Canadians, Minecraft, national identity, proud Canadians, smp, Stereotypes, wow

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	259
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

CraftyMinds: Fact or Fiction?

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Emeralds Found:	3266	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes? It’s true! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare? That’s right, these llamas have built an empire in the virtual world and they’re looking for new recruits to help them conquer all of Minecraft! So come join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!