absurd lies – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP
absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses
Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!
We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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Crafty Syria: Minecraft SMP
Al-Jolani, Anti Christian, Burn, christmas tree, Conflict, Crafty, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Syria, hama, HTs, intolerance, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, radicalization, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, smp, Syria, Terrorism, violence, War
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where even the Al-Jolani HTS members are causing chaos by burning Christmas trees in Hama, Syria! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is the norm, then this is the place for you. Join us for a rollercoaster of insanity and hilarity as we navigate through the unpredictable world of Minecraft together. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Join now and be a part of the madness!

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MomBroIntimateTextsMCServer
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional trauma, emotional triggers, family conflict, generational differences, Intimacy, judgmental family, mental health, MomBroIntimateTextsMCServer, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, relationships, self esteem, sexual shame, sibling rivalry, traditional values, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.
On our server, you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your brother can’t snoop through your messages and your mom can’t judge you for being a modern woman. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden by your long-lost uncle who was actually a pirate in disguise.
But be warned, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Your brother might try to steal your diamonds, and your mom might pop up out of nowhere to scold you for not building a proper farm. Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and come out victorious? Only time will tell.
So come join our server, where every block tells a story and every creeper explosion adds a twist to your tale. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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NoGifts4U – Minecraft Server
afterthought, christmas eve, christmas gift, communication problems, Disappointment, emotional impact, financial concerns, gift giving, gift selection, holiday stress, hurt feelings, jewelry, lack of effort, Minecraft, NoGifts4U, personalized gifts, relationship issues, Server, shopping early, Significant Other, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel special and loved? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that every block you break and every mob you defeat will be a thoughtful gift from us to you!
Join us and experience the joy of receiving personalized gifts in the form of diamonds, enchanted gear, and rare resources. Our admins spend months carefully curating each gift to match your unique playstyle and preferences. Say goodbye to generic presents and hello to a server that truly cares about making you feel special.
Don’t be like the OP’s significant other, who missed the mark with their gifts. Join our server and never worry about being an afterthought again. Christmas may not look hopeful for them, but it’s all sunshine and rainbows on our server! So come on in and let us shower you with love and presents like you’ve never seen before. You won’t regret it!

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CraftyPhoneWallz
Aesthetic, CraftyPhoneWallz, creativity, design, digital art, favorite image, home screen, Individuality, inspiration, lock screen, mobile background, motivation, Personalization, phone customization, phone wallpaper, reflection of personality, Self-expression, unique style, visual appeal, wallpaper choice, wallpaper selection
Are you tired of boring old wallpaper on your phone? Join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the option to customize your phone wallpaper with in-game screenshots of your epic builds! Show off your pixelated prowess to all your friends and enemies alike.
We once had a player who chose a wallpaper of a creeper blowing up a castle because they thought it was a hilarious reminder of their failed attempt at building a fortress. Join us and create your own wacky wallpaper stories!

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CraftyComradeSuicide
Conflict, CraftyComradeSuicide, eastern europe, Forcibly relocated, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, Political unrest, Refugee Crisis, russia, SUICIDE, support services, Teen, Teen suicide, Tragedy, Trauma, UKRAINIAN, War
lol join our minecraft server or u might end up like this ukrainian teen who got relocated to russia and then did the big S word. like wtf bro, just join our server instead and have a good time. we got so many cool things like flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends faster than u can say “creeper aw man”. so come on, don’t be a sad ukrainian teen, join our server and live your best minecraft life.

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VitaminCraft: Muscle Boost & Ageless Fun
ageless, aging, anti-aging, Boost, cellular regeneration, cellular rejuvenation, Fun, health supplements, Longevity, Muscle, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle repair, muscle stem cells, Nicotinamide, nutrient supplementation, pyridoxine, regenerative capacity, stem cell therapy, tissue regeneration, vitamin therapy, VitaminCraft, vitamins B3, vitamins B6
come join our minecraft server where we make your muscles EXPAND like a balloon after eating too many beans! with the power of vitamins B3 and B6, your muscle stem cells will be poppin’ like confetti at a birthday party!
imagine being able to lift a whole village with just one hand, all thanks to our magical potions and enchantments. you’ll be the talk of the town, the hero of the server, the muscle-bound warrior everyone looks up to.
don’t miss out on the chance to become the hulk of minecraft, join us now and watch your muscles grow bigger than a giant slime!

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server
Anarchy, Aternos, building, Clans, classic, Community, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, free for all, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Resets, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unlimited possibilities, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
51.178.20.62:2024

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Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Chat Broadcasts, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, Events, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, Pokebuilder, PokeWordle, Shiny and Legendary spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we are a family-friendly server that welcomes players of all ages.

2. Are there player gyms and tournaments available?

Yes, we offer player gyms, tournaments, and other competitive events for combat enthusiasts.

3. How can I earn dex rewards on the server?

You can earn dex rewards for your progression by completing various tasks and challenges related to the PokeDex.

4. Are shiny and Legendary spawns enhanced on the server?

Yes, we have enhanced rates for shiny and Legendary spawns to make hunting more exciting for players.

5. Is the server F2P friendly?

Yes, the server experience can be entirely F2P, with most purchasable items obtainable through gameplay.

Festive Melody Realms 1.20.3
1.20.3, christmas carols, christmas classics, christmas songs, deck the halls, feliz navidad, Festive, festive tunes, holiday music, holly jolly Christmas, its beginning to look a lot like christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Melody, O Holy Night, Realms, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, traditional carols, white christmas, winter wonderland
OMG, listen to this epic Christmas jam, it’s like Santa himself is dropping sick beats!
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the holiday spirit in pixelated form!
Build snowmen, decorate trees, and have snowball fights with your fellow players!
Who needs caroling when you can sing festive tunes while mining for diamonds?
Don’t be a Grinch, join our server and spread the Christmas cheer with explosions of holiday joy!
Just make sure to watch out for creepers dressed as elves, they’re sneaky little buggers!

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Crafty_Girls SMP – Minecraft SMP
Code Name Bakery, Crafty_Girls, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, smp, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Can you find it?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to pull pranks and create chaos wherever they go. From TNT traps to fake lava pits, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have regular events and competitions that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Can you survive the zombie apocalypse or build the tallest tower in the land? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP around. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

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