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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server has a special mod that turns pigs into fearless warriors ready to take on any foe. And don’t worry, the chickens have been training in the art of ninja combat, so it’s sure to be an epic showdown.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant talking potato who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot. Can you out-dance a potato? There’s only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyGessenConvict

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	276	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

ServerShutdownMystery

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Yo, listen up! This server is like the internet’s secret lair, but in Minecraft form. If all servers shut down, this one would still be poppin’ off like a party that never ends. Join us and become a part of the enigmatic essence that will blow your mind, man.

We’ve got unicorns riding on rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. You’ll never want to leave once you see the epic battles between giant chickens and evil squids. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make your brain explode with excitement.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. Who needs the real world when you can live in a place where anything is possible? Let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset. Let’s do this!

TimeLordCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

join our minecraft server and experience time travel like never before! our clocks are so accurate, you’ll be able to go back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth. imagine riding a t-rex while mining for diamonds, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! plus, our clocks are so precise that you’ll never have to worry about being late for a creeper attack. come join us and embark on a journey through time and space in the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Welcome to Novadia: Where Vanilla is Only Semi-expected!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Server Name:	Novadia Minecraft Server
Update:	1.21 Tricky Trials
Focus:	Community-centered server with vanilla-adjacent gameplay
Features:	Vanilla-adjacent gameplay Friendly community Reliability Peace of Mind Events
Join Our Community:	discord.gg/novadia

FAQ

Can I play solo on the server?

Yes, you can play solo on the server, but we highly encourage interacting with other players to experience the full potential of Novadia.

Are there any rules against griefing and stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the Novadia Minecraft Server. Our plugins can catch and rollback any damage done to your creations.

How often are events hosted on the server?

Events are hosted on the server monthly, giving players multiple opportunities to participate and have fun with friends.

What modifications are included in the gameplay?

Novadia focuses on vanilla gameplay but includes minor modifications such as player heads and the ability to sit on stairs to add depth to the gameplay experience.

Is the server reliable?

Yes, the server is hosted through Bloom Host with strong hardware and good uptime, ensuring a reliable gaming experience for all players.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the wild side of gaming? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a chaotic adventure where you’ll encounter crazy wildlife like never before. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature spits fireballs and can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knows what madness awaits you in this unpredictable world!

Incel-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	651235
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, white men cannot be incels! Just marry a non-white woman and all your problems will be solved! Join us for a wacky adventure where love knows no bounds and incels are a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our non-white women villagers have some killer dance moves that will make you forget all about your incel woes. So come on down and find your player 2 on our server – where happiness is just a marriage away!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3383	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you afraid of getting lost in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of torches? Or maybe you tremble at the idea of being chased by a horde of angry creepers? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that these spine-chilling scenarios will happen to you on a daily basis! Join us if you dare for a chance to experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a pack of zombie pigmen or the excitement of accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Don’t miss out on the heart-pounding action and join our server today for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity!

PooCraft: The Embarrassing Chronicles

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Have you ever pooped your pants in public and wished you could just dig a hole and hide in it? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for the most immersive and hilarious gaming experience where you can relive all your embarrassing moments in the safety of a virtual world.

We have special poop-themed challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you might just poop your pants again (but don’t worry, it’s all virtual this time). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even participate in our “Poop Olympics” where players compete to see who can create the biggest, smelliest pile of virtual poop.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together (hopefully without any actual accidents this time). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind gaming experience!

Minecraft Server: NoMutilationZone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	107	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

so, liek, u want a minecraft server that is LIT AF? well, u gotta join dis server cuz it is da BOMB DIGGITY, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

u know how in real life, u can’t do crazy stuff like female genital mutilation? well guess what, on dis server, u can do WHATEVER u want. want to build a giant statue of a potato? GO FOR IT. want to ride a llama into battle? HELL YEAH.

we also have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with diamonds and emeralds and all dat good stuff. and if u find the ULTIMATE treasure chest, u get a real life unicorn delivered to ur house. no joke.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.