absurd lie Minecraft Servers

absurd lie Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyFibsMC

    CraftyFibsMC
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 5459
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Zombie Dances: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

    CraftyLiar Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 5003
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tiny Dream Isles 1.20.2

    Tiny Dream Isles 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9410
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Like, have you ever wondered if your Minecraft skills are all thanks to your superior European genetics? Well, guess what, on this server, we believe that’s totally true! Join us and unleash your inner Viking warrior as you conquer pixelated lands with your epic DNA powers!

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question your existence? Well, on this server, we’ll make you question reality itself! Dive into a world where up is down, left is right, and creepers are your best friends! Who needs logic when you have a server this insane?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and get a free llama with every login! That’s right, a freaking llama! Ride into battle on your trusty steed and show those noobs who’s boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the weirdest, wildest Minecraft server around. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

    FriendshipFails Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8805
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people don’t appreciate Led Zeppelin shirts? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player in a Led Zeppelin shirt appears. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s the guy from the gas station! Will you apologize for your friend’s spit or will you face the consequences of being labeled a “fake friend”?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From unexpected alliances to epic battles, you never know what will happen next.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. And remember, always stand up for yourself – even if it means facing a spit attack from a stranger at a gas station.

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  • DadCraftBackupNeeded

    DadCraftBackupNeeded
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1038
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of battling monsters in your closet while trying to take care of your newborn baby.

    Just like our player (let’s call him Daddy), you’ll have to navigate through the challenges of being a magical parent who can make monsters disappear with just a wave of your hand. And if your kids (like Alice) demand to be carried everywhere, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of virtual rocking chairs for you to rock them to sleep in.

    But beware, not everyone will understand the complexities of parenting in Minecraft. Just like Daddy’s wife, who thinks you should just handle it yourself and not make a fuss. But here, we support each other in our parenting adventures, no matter how crazy they may seem.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a toddler throwing a tantrum. And remember, in this world, AITA for asking for backup is never a question – it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPetro Politics

    PixelPetro Politics
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 1505
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis sick Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, like, u won’t believe da crazy stuff dat goes down here.

    first of all, we got, like, secret underground bases where u can hide from da creepers and build ur own little paradise. but watch out, cuz sometimes da mods like to prank u by spawning a bunch of zombies in ur house. it’s all in good fun, tho.

    and, get dis, we got, like, a whole city made out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS. u can, like, trade with other players for rare items or just show off ur bling. it’s, like, da fanciest place in all of Minecraft.

    oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty intense, but don’t worry, we got, like, fireproof minecarts for safety. it’s a thrill ride like no other.

    so, if u wanna join a server where u can have da time of ur life and, like, never get bored, then u gotta check out dis place. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dat sneaky Ender Dragon, he’s a real troublemaker.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BMC Minecraft server

    BMC Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1919
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Emeralds Found: 8249
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Fabric Server!

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Fabric
    Players Needed 1-2
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    Rules No griefing, immediate ban for violators

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get the server ID.

    Q: How many players are currently on the server?

    A: We are looking for 1-2 more players to join.

    Q: Are there any specific mods or plugins on the server?

    A: We are running a Fabric server, so you can use Fabric mods.

    Q: What happens if I break the rules?

    A: Immediate ban and account reporting will be implemented for violators.

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  • Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.3

    Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.3
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6004
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5164

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a world of pure chaos and madness. We got mods that will make your brain explode with excitement and confusion. Join us if you dare to enter a realm where the laws of reality are just a suggestion. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just hop on this wild ride and let’s see where it takes you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftsGalore Minecraft Server

    GiftsGalore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 282
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 341 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the holiday gift-giving drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any pressure to constantly thank your friends for their questionable gifts!

    Join us and leave the stress of unwanted guided journals behind. Build a virtual world where you never have to worry about awkward gift exchanges again. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of receiving gifts you’ll never use.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be thanking us for is the endless fun and laughter you’ll experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoomieRageCraft

    RoomieRageCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 933
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8868
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 484
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and live in peace and harmony with fellow players! Join us and build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests moving in without your consent.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with roommates who bring their loud and messy partners into your space, rent-free! Say goodbye to sharing bathrooms with inconsiderate individuals and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy your virtual surroundings.

    Don’t let toxic roommates ruin your gaming experience – join our server and create a new life where you can thrive without any drama. Build your own paradise and leave all the real-life roommate troubles behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyNSFWFriends

    CraftyNSFWFriends
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6588
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 670
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets and gossip about your fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon NSFW content of someone you know and have to decide whether to keep it a secret or spill the tea!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts where players have found diamond blocks hidden in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and epic loot hunts. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless you want to spill the juicy details to your friends!

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  • House Party Challenge

    House Party Challenge
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3231
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the future mr. beast himself will challenge you to leave your house and play minecraft with us! he will drop diamonds from the sky and spawn creepers in your living room until you join our server and start building! who needs fresh air when you can have virtual diamonds, am i right? plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest house on the server, mr. beast will personally come to your house and give you a real life diamond! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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