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CraftyFibsMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Have you ever heard of the Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance the Macarena? Well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying chicken, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battle a dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So come on down to our crazy world and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most outrageous lies you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!

CraftyTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crops Grown:	6027
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!

Minecraft SMP – ZenlessZoneZeroGamer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who love to party and dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

StepMomSucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster!

Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!

Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.

So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mines Excavated:	1116
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	376
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	7707	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

BlockyBoys: Understanding the Mind of Minecraft Men

BlockyBoys, Communication, compassion, emotions, Empathy, equality, Femininity, gender dynamics, Listening, Masculinity, Men, Mind, Minecraft, misconceptions, perspective, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Understanding, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1968

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of bros to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and intense PvP battles. Our community of players is like a brotherhood, always looking out for each other and having each other’s backs.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Bro Pig. Legend has it that whoever tames the Bro Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your armor, and come join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, you might just find out what men really wish women understood about them – spoiler alert, it’s probably something about how much we love building giant statues of ourselves out of blocks.

BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	274
Villages Defended:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out!

ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette

PixelatedPewPewPalooza

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, have you ever wanted to like, blow stuff up and stuff but, like, in a totally fun and not scary way? well, do we have the server for you! come join us on our totally rad minecraft server where you can blow up all the things and not get in trouble for it!

we have like, the craziest explosions and weapons that will make your head spin! want to blow up a whole village? go for it! want to launch a missile at your friend’s house? why not! the possibilities are endless on our server of chaos and mayhem!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have epic explosions, but we also have like, super cool mini-games and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry!

so come join us on our server where destruction is celebrated and chaos reigns supreme! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you blow up your own house, then you might regret it a little bit).

GammaRayGurus

Analysis, Astronomy, Breakthrough, Chinese, data, DISCOVER, discovery, Experiment, findings, gamma ray, GammaRayGurus, highest-energy, innovation, Observation, PHYSICS., research, Science, scientists, spectral line, study, Technology

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

So like, u know how Chinese scientists be all smart and stuff? Well, they discovered this super high-energy gamma-ray spectral line, which is like, totally mind-blowing, right? And guess what? They decided to build a Minecraft server around it!

Join our server for the chance to explore the mysteries of gamma rays and maybe even discover some superpowers or something. Who knows, maybe you’ll turn into a gamma-ray superhero and save the world from evil mobs and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the gamma-ray spectral line is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare ores and meet alien creatures. So don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and become a gamma-ray superhero!

GAIA – State of Disorder

250k border, Anarchy, custom cosmetics, Economy, fresh world, gaia, Greek Mythological Fantasy, Gui Shop, Jobs, Minecraft, State of Disorder, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	176	Ores Mined:	6722
Towns Built:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Greek Mythological Fantasy

Fresh 1.21 world with a 250k border, soon to be extended.

Server economy, with jobs and a gui shop.

Custom cosmetics.

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