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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crops Grown:	7699

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

Shorin’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

ancient prophecy, Behold, brave heroes, captivating story, dark forces, enchanting world, epic adventure, fantastical creatures, FANTASY, heroic quest, Hidden Secrets, legendary beings, magical creatures, Minecraft, mysterious realms, mystical journey, mythical beings, otherworldly realms, PIXEL, Playground, powerful magic, Server, Shorin Penrosella, Shorins, spellbinding tale., Supernatural powers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Shorin Penrosella! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll stumble upon next.

2. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem! On Shorin Penrosella, dragons are not only rideable but also have a knack for telling hilarious jokes. Who knew dragons had such a great sense of humor?

3. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of poultry supremacy!

4. Looking for a challenge? Try our exclusive parkour course that takes you through a maze of exploding sheep and lava-filled pits. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end – and earn the coveted title of Parkour Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join Shorin Penrosella today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockCam Minecraft Server

BLINDS, BlockCam, Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, Dogs, friendship, house sitting, housesitting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pet sitting, privacy, resolution, security camera, Server, stay at home mom, Surveillance, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Potions Brewed:	124
Dragons Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the most thrilling experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re a stay at home mom, watching your friend’s dogs while they’re on vacation. But wait, there’s a twist! You discover a sneaky security camera in their house and now you’re caught in a whirlwind of mystery and suspense. Will you unplug the camera and risk the wrath of your friend? Or will you keep it plugged in and live on the edge?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and excitement. And remember, conflict is only fun when it’s in Minecraft!

CraftyConfessions

advice, Anonymity, Community, confession, CraftyConfessions, fear, Guilt, hidden, Honesty, open up, Personal, Private, relationships, Reveal, Secrets, sharing, Support, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsessions with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the world has ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who will grant you unlimited llama powers if you prove your loyalty by building the tallest llama tower in the land. So come on, spill your llama secrets and join us on the craziest llama-filled adventure of your life!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

EuroBankExitCraft

banking sector, business impact, diplomatic relations, economic stability, Economy, EuroBankExitCraft, European banks, european economy, european union, finance, financial institutions, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international relations, Kremlin, political tensions, russia, Russian companies, sanctions, Trade, western companies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Farms Harvested:	490	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!

Spoiler-Free Ads Server

Ads, caught up, companies, consumer preferences, data collection, data privacy, devices, Digital Marketing, Entertainment, filter, Listening, online tracking, Personalized Content, privacy, relevant ads, Server, Spoilerfree, spoilers, streaming, targeted advertising, Technology, television, watch

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4668	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then BAM! You get hit with a spoiler for the latest episode of your favorite show. Like, seriously, not cool.

But fear not, my fellow gamers, for there is a server out there that will protect you from the evil clutches of spoilers! Join our server and never again will you have to worry about someone ruining the ending of your favorite TV show or movie.

Not only that, but our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombies, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking cows, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most spoiler-free adventures of your Minecraft life!

CannabisCraft: Ruminal Remix

animal stomachs, C. indica, C. sativa, Cannabis, CannabisCraft, concentrations, dietary, digestion, effects, findings, greenhouse gas emissions, Livestock, methane production, Microbiome, Modification, remix, research, Ruminal, ruminal fermentation, Specific, study, supplementation, volatile fatty acids

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2433	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so, like, u know how animals have stomachs? well, some smart peeps did a study and found out that if u play on our server, u can, like, modify ruminal fermentation and make methane production go WILD. yea, u heard me right. join our server and become the ultimate animal stomach modifier. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

SHULKER

LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, survival PVP ranks staff friends joy lifesteal community factions minigames economy adventure creative exploration build roleplay fantasy PvP multiplayer competitive

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

WELCOME TO SHULKER.MC. WE ALL ARE FRIENDS SO PLAY IN SERVER WITH JOY. OUR SERVER HAVE MANY STAFFS. OUR SERVER HAVE RANKS. OUR SERVER IS BASED ON LIFESTEAL , SURVIVAL , PVP ETC.

50.114.207.9:25627

Crescenta SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets semi-crazy! Come join the madness in Version 1.19+ now, only if you’re 13+!

3d, better, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Crescenta, Custom World Generation, Discord link, dynamic, Dynmap, Economy Balancing, Expanding World, flavor plugins, ImageFrame, java, Join, madness, meets, Nations/SMP, New Gods, proximity voice chat, Semi-Casual, SemiCrazy, Semivanilla, smp, Spice, Towny, Version, Youre

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Minecraft Server Information

Server IP	crescenta.org
Server Version	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ

Overview

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique nations/smp, semi-casual, colonist towny, and roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accomodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features

Long lasting worlds!
Custom world generation!
Explore the world in 3D with Bluemap!
Proximity Voice Chat!
Resource balancing tweaks!
Community flavor plugins!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	crescenta.org
What is the server version?	1.19 – 1.21 Java
Is there a Discord server?	https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Long lasting worlds, custom world generation, Bluemap for 3D exploration, Proximity Voice Chat, resource balancing tweaks, and community flavor plugins.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players should be 13 years or older due to Discord’s policy.

Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

Ahahaha, Apology, comedy, cultural reference, forgive me, forgiveness, funny, humor, humor tags, humor therapy, inside joke, Japanese culture, Laughter, laughter therapy, lol, Minecraft, mistake, Mitsubishi, Mitsubishis, MITSUBISHISAMA, NONONONNO, oh, sama, Server, silly

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Votes:	6954
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!