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Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

KillAllCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of struggling to kill mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special command called killall that actually works! Say goodbye to manually killing pesky mobs and hello to easy victories. And don’t even get us started on pkill – it’s like a magical wand that makes all your enemies disappear with just a click. Join our server now and experience the power of instant mob annihilation!

MILsChickenNoThanks

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Are you tired of risking E. coli every time you eat at your in-laws’ house? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing defrosting in the kitchen sink is your enemies’ hopes of winning! We guarantee a safe and sanitary gaming experience, unlike that questionable chicken dinner your MIL served up. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife will have to admit you’re not an asshole for refusing to eat her mom’s sketchy cooking. So come join us and let’s cook up some fun (safely)!

ItchCraft: Rubbing the Problem

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	759300	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, on our server, you can tame those bunnies and ride them into battle against the evil sheep army.

Oh, and get this, every time you eat a carrot on our server, you gain super speed and can run circles around your enemies. It’s like you’re The Flash, but with a bunny sidekick.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft history. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

☕ Don’t spill the Java! Vanilla survival at its finest on SMP server 1.20.4

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Experience vanilla Minecraft with other players on this multiplayer server. No RTP, survival starts immediately with unique custom plugins.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing a survival Minecraft experience with longevity and community.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow some mods that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our moderators before using any mods.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: We encourage creative building, but we ask that you respect other players’ property and not build too close to existing structures.

Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

A: Moderators are chosen based on their activity, helpfulness, and dedication to the server community. If you’re interested, you can apply on our Discord server.

Q: What happens if I break a server rule?

A: Depending on the severity of the rule broken, you may receive a warning, temporary ban, or permanent ban. We strive to maintain a welcoming and fair environment for all players.

FantasyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8549	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Sephiroth’s hair? Look no further than our server, where you can battle mobs with Buster Swords and summon Chocobos to ride into battle!

Join us and experience Final Fantasy like never before, with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro RPG world. Our server is so awesome, even Cloud Strife himself would trade in his motorcycle for a minecart just to play here.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE, where you can fight against Leviathans and ride on the backs of dragons. And don’t forget about Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, where you can relive the classic story with a twist – now featuring dancing Tonberries!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Warrior of Light in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, even Kefka would be jealous of the fun you’ll have here.

FilipinaGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	115779	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Filipina girlfriends just waiting to build with you! Join now for a chance to find your perfect pixelated partner and create the most epic pixel art together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their daring escapades and unlock exclusive chicken-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other!

CatCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting boundaries, even if you’re a scaredy cat like Athena!

Join us for a purr-fectly fun time where you won’t have to worry about being aggressively picked up against your wishes. Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re a sweet docile player or a growling beast from the depths of hell.

Don’t let your sister chase you around like a wild cat – join us and roam freely without fear of being dropped on the floor. And hey, if your parents think you’re overreacting, just remember – in our server, the only scratches you’ll get are from creepers, not from family drama!

So come on over and let’s make some meow-gical memories together. Because on our server, everyone deserves to feel safe and comfortable, even if you’re just a pixelated Maine Coon.

DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

SnackCraftMadness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	7322
Potions Brewed:	196	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old snacks and meals? Well, look no further because our server is serving up the weirdest and wildest snack combos you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a block of cheese on top of a slice of watermelon, sprinkled with cocoa powder and topped with a dollop of whipped cream. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to create your own insane snack combos while battling zombies, building epic structures, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, rumor has it that if you can come up with the craziest snack combo of them all, you’ll be crowned the Snack King of the server and win a lifetime supply of virtual cheese and watermelon (don’t ask us where it comes from, just enjoy it).

So come on down to our server and get ready to snack, build, and conquer like never before. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite snack combo along the way!

stahlfaustMC | 1.20.1 Fabric | Survival / Factions | Over 140 Mods

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Emeralds Found:	8751
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2