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Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7351	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	254
Emeralds Found:	9549	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Potions Brewed:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

The Vlamatif Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

We are a close group of friends, who are looking for a larger community of players to join us. We currently have had this world up for only about 6 months, it is all completely vanilla. We do run some plugins to assist in backing up the world (in case of any grief), as well we run Dynmap on the server so players can have an easier time with navigating.

We are currently looking for mature players who know the game, who have some sense of how to build nice looking structures or bases as well that are able to have respect for others players to not steal, grief, etc. We also are hoping to find others who aren’t going to be overly offended when joining the server, as some players can slip a racial slur from time to time. We do have an application that is required to be filled out if you would like to join, and then will be brought to a vote of the 3 owners for a vote of approval to join. As well, if accepted into our community a world tour will be given to new players.

Link to application – https://goo.gl/35jjbV

167.114.60.15

Halfast uhc smp

Griefprevention, Hardcore, Survival, Uhc, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server!

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition –

IP: play.halfastmc.com

PORT: 19132

The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder.

Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.

HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy.

Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com.

(This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com

ServersKingMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	209
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

n17.csrv.pl:12016

Terramedianet

Faction Survival, Factions, Ffa, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	758794
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

TerraMedia Network is a Hispanic server that opened its doors to the public for the first time on September 12, 2020. We are currently focused on Survival and PvP modalities. We have Survival-PvP, Survival-PvE, Free For All, Factions. Soon we will add more modalities.

terramedia.club

YourPixel Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Emeralds Found:	7839	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

YourPixel, The biggest Minecraft community in israel featuring Custom Factions, Prison, GTAMC, Infection and much more Faction Features: Cannon Factions, FactionsUUID, Crates, HeadHunting, Spawners Mining, Custom Enchantments, Custom God Items, Bosses and much more Infection: Infection is a minigame featuring between 4 to 100Players with 10 Playable maps, When a round starts a player will be selected as the Infected and will have a kit selected by his level [1-255]all the other players have to survive for atlist 120-Seconds. if Humans survive the whole 120-Seconds they win, if the Infected kill all the Humans, they win, simple but super fun GTAMC: Have you ever heard of Grand Theft Auto Take GTAV let Minecraft make love with it and boom GTAMC Features: Cars, Airplanes, Bikes, Submarines, Helicopters, Guns, or in one word FUN Twitter www.twitter.com/YourPixelMC Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/MinecraftIsraelYG/ Forum – www.YourGame.Co.il

Play.yourgame.co.il

Block Craft

Parkour

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	5418	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Block craft server please vote it would mean a lot!! and check out our store, also we are online a lot.

s7.minespan.com:25795

Tegolits welt

Pve Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ores Mined:	6367
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Hello everyone,

We are starting our own world on our server and would be happy if you also enjoy playing with your family.

We play in survival mode and slowly build a city with the materials we have acquired.This is also enlivened by NPCs who go about their everyday lives. You do your job and when it gets dark, you go home to sleep. Guards patrol the area, providing a sense of security.Small mods are also used, such as Residence to protect your area from theft and destruction.You can sell, rent, lease, and much more.Each residence has a teleport home function.Marry your partner and get a bonus when mining together or teleport to your life partner.Form a guild or become a merchant and sell your goods to other players.Our residents are increasing every day and they need your support. Be it simply to procure a few goods or to complete one or two tasks.We also use a warp system to reach certain areas in the shortest possible time. These warp points are created by the team upon request and after checking the location. For a fee (in-game currency) warp points can be used to travel.There is a voting system that rewards you with small gifts after successful voting.We also have a daily login reward system. Your presence will be rewarded.

We also use death signs. This means that if you ever die, a sign with your name will appear at this point. Your items are stored in this for 3 hours and for the first hour, this sign cannot be removed/looted by anyone else.

We also use a map on our server (iB), which can be accessed online in the browser. This way you always have an overview of Tegolit’s world and don’t lose track.

We are a family server, so social rules apply. Normal tone is desired.

Tegolite

tegolit.eu

HCSurvival

Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	887	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	3004	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to HCSurvival! We are new survival server aiming to provide a fresh approach to survival multiplayer.

Form tribes, catch pets, take part in a fishing contest or even set up your own market shop.

“Well executed. Obviously not one of those “shut down after a month” servers being run by amateurs. Nice mix of plugins without feeling overwhelmingly NOT vanilla.”

“Very interesting tribe system and a lot of cool features!”

“Outstanding server with polite and patient staff”

mc.hcsurvival.com

HighlandCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Medieval Viking Themed Towny Survival Server. We have a fun team that love to help members. Fun plugins that will keep you coming back.

198.154.121.180

Lotus network mc

Bed wars, Minigames, Skyblock, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	55
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft.Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends.Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft.This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.

About Lotus Minecraft ServerLotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features.We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience.We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc.More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52