absurd holiday Minecraft Servers

absurd holiday Minecraft Servers

  • PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

    PointlessCraft Holiday Hub
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4249
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1866
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ores Mined: 5681
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PyonCraft Minecraft Server

    PyonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3334
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba!

    Join our server for a chance to meet Kiki’s champyons and explore her world filled with animals and crazy adventures. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Check out Kiki’s ASMR collection for some relaxation or download “A Comfy Morning with Kiki” alarm to start your day off right.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into Kiki’s Creative Corner where you can listen to Kikikore music, watch animations, play the Kiki Doom 2 WAD, or even try out the Kiki RPG demo (password: debtdiskdeath). And if that’s not enough, challenge your friends to a game of Super Champ Bros, a SMB rom hack created by none other than Kiki herself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness and fun that only Kiki can provide. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wild and wacky community!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mansion Mayhem Server

    Minecraft Mansion Mayhem Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 1770
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Crops Grown: 2162 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can build a big house, drive two cars, and have four kids all while working menial unskilled jobs! In the year 2000, this was the epitome of lower middle class living and now you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft! Join us for a hilariously absurd time and see if you can reach the ultimate status of lower middle class luxury! 😂🏡🚗👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 #LivingTheDream #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Off The Chain Semi-Vanilla with Jobs and Skyblock 1.20.4+!

    Off The Chain Semi-Vanilla with Jobs and Skyblock 1.20.4+!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7438
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Off The Block! Minecraft Server

    Welcome to your next Minecraft server! Off The Block is a small but growing community of mature players. We have custom enchantments and custom-made plugins. We focus primarily on economy survival but also have skyblock and creative.

    Besides the game modes, we offer a balanced economy/shop, vote crates, and awesome time-based ranks. Ranking up unlocks awesome perks like /treefeller, /god, /glow, and /skull.

    What are you waiting for? Join today!

    IP: play.offtheblock.lol

    WEBSITE: www.offtheblock.lol

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How can I join Off The Block Minecraft server? To join our server, simply use the IP address play.offtheblock.lol in your Minecraft client.
    What kind of game modes does Off The Block offer? We primarily focus on economy survival, but also have skyblock and creative game modes for players to enjoy.
    What are the perks of ranking up on Off The Block? Ranking up unlocks perks like /treefeller, /god, /glow, and /skull, which enhance your gameplay experience on our server.
    Is there an economy system on Off The Block? Yes, we have a balanced economy/shop system in place, along with vote crates for added rewards.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VoicesMC Server – Hear Them?

    VoicesMC Server – Hear Them?
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1890
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you hear is the sound of your own pickaxe? Well, on our server, you’ll hear voices! That’s right, mysterious voices will guide you through your Minecraft journey, giving you tips, tricks, and maybe even some questionable life advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Disco Chicken. This funky fowl will boogie down with you as you explore the server, spreading joy and feathers wherever it goes.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, it might explode occasionally, but hey, who doesn’t have a little bit of a temper sometimes?

    So come join us on our server, where the voices are loud, the Disco Chickens are groovy, and the creepers are surprisingly friendly. It’s an experience you won’t soon forget – if the voices let you, that is.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lotte’s Blocky Toybox Minecraft Server

    Lotte’s Blocky Toybox Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6341
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 745846 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ores Mined: 6766 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Chad, the babyfaced protagonist with a huge dick and martial arts skills, as he navigates a world filled with sexualized little children (who may or may not be wearing underwear). But that’s not all – there’s also a buxom king who somehow got pregnant from Chad when he was just 12 years old.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s truly based and takes isekai to a whole new level, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DirtySMP [SMP] 1.20.4 Money problems Survival Java NO showers

    DirtySMP [SMP] 1.20.4 Money problems Survival Java NO showers
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5200
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 402
    Runes Activated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Clean-SMP.World Minecraft Server

    Features
    Vanilla map without claims and other plugins
    – Money system for earning money through selling items
    – Shop with important items like enchanted books and Ores
    – No prohibition on griefing
    – Opportunity to become the richest player through farming

    Community Discord: https://discord.gg/ye72wNkTCG

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is this server new? Yes, we are a new Minecraft server looking for active players.
    Are there any plugins that change the world? No, the server offers a clean vanilla map without claims and other world-changing plugins.
    How can I earn money on the server? You can earn money by selling items through the money system implemented on the server.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? Yes, griefing is not prohibited on the server.
    Where can I find important items like enchanted books and Ores? There is a shop on the server that offers these important items.
    How can I join the community Discord? You can join the Discord community using the invite link provided: https://discord.gg/ye72wNkTCG

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft Server – 4Chan Edition

    MemeCraft Server – 4Chan Edition
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7309
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you want to see /pol/ react to the chaos that is about to unfold on our server.

    Picture this: a group of angry villagers protesting outside the virtual White House, demanding better trade deals with the Endermen. Meanwhile, a herd of creepers are running amok in the shopping district, causing explosions left and right. And to top it all off, the server owner has turned into a giant chicken and is challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

    If you want to be a part of the madness and see how /pol/ will handle the insanity, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride that you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CelineCraft Minecraft Server

    CelineCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8881
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Animals Bred: 109 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most scandalous and jaw-dropping Minecraft server out there? We’ve got more drama than a Celine Dion music video, more twists than a Thug Rose fight, and more grooming than a fancy French poodle salon.

    Picture this: Naveen Andrews being groomed by his teacher like a cricket player, but with way more drama. And don’t even get us started on the historical norm of older men marrying younger women – we’re bringing that tradition back in style!

    Forget cancel culture, we’re all about embracing the craziness of cougar relationships and power imbalances. Plus, if you’re looking for a server where hags are the real creeps and young men can take down older women in a fight, then look no further.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, scandalous romances, and more drama than you can shake a diamond sword at. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this outrageous Minecraft adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where the squids are always causing drama and the players are always broke.

    Stormy Lagoon: Where the squids are always causing drama and the players are always broke.
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 8887
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/brighter-fitness-info-home/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4-1.20.6. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

    Server Details

    Version 1.20.4+
    Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Discord Server

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • 🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.
    • 📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • 🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • ⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • 👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • 🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.
    • 🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • 🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • 💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.
    • 🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • 🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.
    • ⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • 🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions? Yes, Stormy Lagoon Minecraft server is available on both Java and Bedrock versions.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to play.stormylagoon.com for Java, or using the Bedrock Port 25566 for Bedrock version.
    Are there pay-to-win features on the server? No, Stormy Lagoon server does not have any pay-to-win features. All ranks can be obtained through voting.
    Are there specific rules for player conduct on the server? Yes, the server has fair rules in place to ensure a worry and lag-free experience for all players.
    How can I get assistance from the server staff? The mature and supportive staff are ready to assist whenever needed. You can also check the organized Discord channels for guidance on all server features.

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  • TekkenCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

    TekkenCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4813
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world. Picture this – Steve vs. Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown to see who will reign supreme!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with Glicko2 rating system to ensure fair matches and intense competition. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you climb the ranks and become the ultimate Tekken 8 Minecraft warrior.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to learn all the jargon and terminology of Tekken 8 while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. It’s a match made in gaming heaven!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Tekken champion!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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