New Minecraft Servers 2025

absurd holiday Minecraft Servers

absurd holiday Minecraft Servers

  • PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

    PointlessCraft Holiday Hub
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 318
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Farms Harvested: 543 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

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    Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6093
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

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    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/100pm-jst/">Minecraft Server</a> – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9741
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8273
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Gods Slained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4099
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 4746
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4614 Farms Harvested: 261
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mines Excavated: 3481

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 7248
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 4238
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5248
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 1654
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

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  • GazaAidCrisisCraft

    GazaAidCrisisCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1740
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7566 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

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  • Aetherial Minecraft

    Aetherial Minecraft
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6156
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 441 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

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