absurd fatalities – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

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BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

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LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

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Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

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CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

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TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

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CraftyCreeperz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

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LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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