Absurd Fatalities MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

absurd fatalities, dumb accidents, strange ways to die, weird fatalities, ridiculous accidents

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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BoomCraft: 18+ Explosive Fun!

terrorism in Africa, BOOMCRAFT, suicide bombers, terrorism threat, CASUALTIES

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun! Forget about real life drama, on our server you can blow stuff up and build to your heart’s content.

We have so much chaos and craziness going on, you’ll forget all about those suspected suicide bombers in Nigeria. Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting and exploring our wild and wacky world.

Join us for non-stop action and adventure, and leave all the real world nonsense behind. Plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party!

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SunCraft HydroFarm

sustainable fuel, energy efficiency, hydrogen fuel, clean energy, researchers

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN POOP INTO HYDROGEN FUEL! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE LIKE MAGICIANS BUT WITH POOP! IMAGINE RIDING AROUND ON A FLYING POOP-POWERED CARPET, THAT’S THE KIND OF CRAZY STUFF YOU’LL SEE HERE!

WE’RE LIKE THE WILLY WONKA OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF CANDY WE’RE MAKING FUEL OUT OF MANURE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A PART OF THAT?! PLUS, WE’VE GOT PLENTY OF WACKY MINIGAMES AND EVENTS THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU CRY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU SAY YOU’VE BEEN PART OF A SERVER THAT TURNS POOP INTO FUEL?! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

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Capital Realm

Giveaway, Economy, Cross-Play, Capital Realm, Staff support

Are You Looking For A Server To Play On ? “Capital Realm” Has Got You Covered ! We Offer A Very Friendly Server Modes : Lifesteal,Survival,Events Benefits – Best Ping 24/7 Online with 0% Lag Lifesteal,Survival&Events Semi-Pay2Win Professional Setup We Offers Cross-Play Also We Do Giveaway Frequently Every Sunday We Host An Event Best staff support we got 5/5 rating by our players Best Staff Team And Much More !

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”LameCraft Server”

unamusing, unfunny actors, humorless individuals, not funny, humorless cast

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

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LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

they, tags, were, LigCraft, Justice

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

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BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

cultural expectations, feeling left out, cultural sensitivity, BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft, Cultural differences

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

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CraftyCreeperz

undercover promotion, incognito marketing, obscure marketing, sly marketing, unobtrusive advertising

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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FlatWorldBungeeCraft

EXCITEMENT, #Daredevil, bucket list, thrill-seeking, world

Yo, if u wanna experience the ultimate bungee jumping adventure, u gotta join dis server! We got so many sick cliffs and ledges for u to jump off of, it’s like a never-ending adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, rumor has it that if u jump off the highest point, u might just land in a secret treasure cave filled with diamonds and gold. But shh, don’t tell anyone I told u that. So come on, join us and let’s defy gravity together, cuz why walk when u can jump, amirite?

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Eden MC

FRIENDSHIPS, Quests, Community, land claim system, Survival

Introducing our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server – NOW BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! We’re thrilled to launch and invite you to embark on this exciting journey with us!

IP: mc.edenmc.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Be part of our vibrant Discord community at discord.lavishcraft.org and join the LavishCraft family. More than just a server, this is a place where you can forge lasting friendships, create custom warps, explore career opportunities, accumulate wealth, relax, and have a great time! We’d be delighted for you to become one of our founding members and explore the magic right from the start.

Looking for the ultimate spot to engage in pure survival gameplay, connect with others who share your passion, and enjoy an enriching experience? Our server features a friendly community, a strong land-claim system to safeguard your projects, tailor-made fishing and farming that are truly captivating, along with a variety of exciting quests and ranks. It’s all set for an epic adventure!

Step in and let’s create memories that last a lifetime!

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