absurd excuses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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GroomsmenGoneAWOLCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t flake on you like your fiancé’s groomsmen? Look no further! Our server is filled with loyal players who will never bail on you last minute for “work” or other lame excuses. Join us and experience the thrill of building, mining, and battling mobs with a group of dedicated gamers who will always have your back.

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Our server is like a virtual bachelor trip, but without the best man who can’t seem to get his priorities straight. So grab your pickaxe and join us for an adventure that will never disappoint, unlike those flaky groomsmen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ZombieWeaponGrabber Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline, Chaos, creativity, Crisis, danger, Defense, Doomsday, emergency, fear, imagination, Instinct, Minecraft, preparedness, Quick Thinking, Resourcefulness, smp, strategy, Survival, survival skills, threat, weapon, zombie apocalypse, ZombieWeaponGrabber

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday, you don’t wanna miss it! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots to new players, like what even is this server?! So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a dancing chicken together, because why not? #PotatoAdminFTW #LlamaRacesForLife 🥔🐔🦙

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BlockyBizarreCraft

BlockyBizarreCraft, challenging conventions, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural conditioning, deep-rooted issues, fucked up, hidden injustices, Normalization, overlooked injustices, questioning authority, social conditioning, social constructs, societal blindspots, societal expectations, societal norms, Societal Problems, systemic issues, taboo topics, uncomfortable truths

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of killer bunnies armed with nothing but a carrot! That’s right, these bunnies mean business and they’re not afraid to hop into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the normal is abnormal and the absurd is the norm? Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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AntiSemiCraft Server

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so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!

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EuroCraft: Seize Russia’s Loot!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! Europe comes in and is like, “We’re seizing all of Russia’s billions to help Ukraine!” And you’re just like, “Wait, what? In Minecraft? That’s crazy, bro!” But then you realize, this server is so lit that even real life countries are getting involved! Join now to be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever, where anything can happen, even international political drama!

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Loud Silence Minecraft

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are you ready to enter a world where silence is loud and noise is silent? come join our minecraft server where the cows speak in pig latin and the creepers do the macarena before exploding!

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties every night, and the chickens have learned how to breakdance.

if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

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Drought-Ready Trees – Minecraft Server

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hey u, yes u, do u like trees? do u like minecraft? well u r in luck cuz dis server has trees dat have never known plentiful rainfall so dey r super prepared for droughts, like dey r so ready dey could survive in a desert made of lava, no joke. join dis server and u can witness these super trees in all their glory, dey even talk to u in a secret tree language dat only u can understand. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet rock dat can do backflips and sing the national anthem. so what r u waiting for? come join da fun and experience da magic of trees dat defy all odds.

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Warlords Domain

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The gates to Warlord’s Domain are open! This is no ordinary Minecraft server it’s a realm of factions, warfare, and glory. Form or join factions to claim land, forge alliances (or betray them!), and engage in epic battles, raids, and sieges. With an intuitive UI-based economy, strategic gameplay, and exciting events like tournaments and treasure hunts, the realm offers endless opportunities for warriors, strategists, and builders alike. Gather your team, claim your banner, and prepare for adventure.

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In need for people that want to take part in our upcoming mc event [roleplay]

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Medieval PvP / Role-play
Language	German
Seats	Limited availability

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Where can I find people to participate in the event?	The event is hosted in German and has limited seats. You can find more information in the trailer and join the Discord server.
What is the trailer link?	Trailer Link
What is the Discord server link?	Discord Link

Endless Horizon 1.20.6

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Join this server if you want to experience the chaos of a world where plans don’t even exist!

We’ve got mobs that dance the cha-cha and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

Build a house out of floating watermelons or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies.

Don’t question reality, just embrace the madness and join us on this wild ride!

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