absurd excuses – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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Furry anarchy 18
Anarchy, PvP, Spigot, Survival
A furry anarchy server that is epic and will make you want to keep returning for it’s engaging events, community, and gameplay. It’s not sussy like amongus but rather quite epic
144.126.153.50

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Rithill
Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla
Rithill is a survival server based around having an improved survival experience. We strive to have a great community that is friendly and works together, we do not allow griefing and pvp can be turned on and off.
If you are ever griefed, we will do everything we can to roll back and fix all damage caused.
Rithill offers a variety of features to make survival more enjoyable.
play.rithill.com

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New Server IP
PerfectNetwork
Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to PerfectNetwork! We Are In Beta And We Are Playing On Have A Few Gamemodes Including Skyblock. We Have A Friendly Staff Team And The Server Is Up 24/7. We Hope To See You Here!
66.70.237.129:25579

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Pomm
Modded, PvP
Pursuit of Modded Mastery
1.18.2 Kitchen Sink Modded PvP – Magic – Tech – Dungeons – Exploration
Which Mod(s) will reign supreme?
Create, Apotheosis, PSI, Mahou Tsukai, Industrial Foregoing, Cyclic, Enigmatic Legacy, and Botania are just a few of the awesome mods in the pack!
mc.colinstech.com:25580

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The Wooden Spoon
PvE, Survival, Vanilla
New 1.20.1 map! Mature community with experienced staff and high server specs. Apply on site https://tws.gg TWS is a friendly English-speaking, diverse organised community. We have a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, co-op, collaborative, survival, Minecraft server. We use Discord as a medium for communication. We play on the latest possible version of Minecraft. The staff at TWS have years of experience. Having ran a very successful server 3-4 years ago we are back to run another.
At TWS we are all here to have fun myself and the staff team are just ordinary people like everyone else, dont be afraid to talk or have some banter with us.
AMD Ryzen 7 7700 8 Cores 16 threads 64GB DDR5 Ram 2x 1TB NVMe SSD
Website: https://tws.gg Discord: discord.gg/gDDPTJP Dynmap: https://map.tws.gg
play.tws.gg

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New Server IP
Aeris
Economy, Survival, Towny
A survival world with economy, claims and towns. A new server that is built for having fun with friends. Feel free to join our small server!
Aeris.minehut.gg

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MC.LynxCraft.FUN
Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Small Fun SMP, SkyBlock Server 1.8 to 1.16.5. In-Game ranks, spawners, shop, auction house, trading, Minions, Pets, LuckyBlocks and lots of other items. Don’t need to pay to play 100% free to play. Come claim land, build, explore and have lots of fun with other players, there is a troll running around so be careful he is annoying!! Check us out!
MC.LynxCraft.FUN

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New Server IP
TapMC
Factions, Mini Games, PvP
This is a faction server, play with other players, get friends, maybe even play with the owner, we will do videos on this server later so get ready to be in, If you wanna see the rest come join! The verison is 1.15.2 Server IP: tapmcnetwork.aternos.me my new username is SkeppyDerpy And I am not the owner of this server the owner gave me permission to make this.
tapmcnetwork.aternos.me

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New Server IP
Mineventure
Adventure, Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Clans, Cracked, Custom world, Vanilla Survival, Vote Rewards
Survival server with customized map for an incredible experience, come and be part of our community, we have staff vacancies!
SUPPORT FOR BEDROCK!
JAVA IP: mineventure.com.br (1.8.x to 1.20.x)BEDROCK IP: mobile.mineventure.com.br – Port 10307 (from 1.19.40 to 1.20.x)
mineventure.com.br

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RockyPvP
Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival
We are new to the server family, we have worked very hard to bring new game modes to you such as sky-block,kitpvp,factions and sky wars, we are adding many more soon, see ya there!
147.135.30.83

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