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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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New Server IP
AncientCraft Realms 1.21
American company, AncientCraft, Button, deported, documents, fear, FIRED, H-1B scare, Humiliating, illegal immigrants, immigration, Indian citizen, jeets, lower paying job, on the grid, process, Realms, state operated company, Texas office, work visa
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can escape the stress of real life immigration drama! Experience the thrill of building your own world without worrying about visas or deportations. Let your inner Jeet roam free and create a new life in a pixelated paradise. Don’t get fired from this opportunity for fun, join now and leave the H-1B scare behind!

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New Server IP
ChinaCraft Minecraft Server
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lol join our minecraft server cuz we hacked the US Treasury’s workstations in a cyberattack by China and now we’re hiding out in minecraft to avoid getting caught by the fbi 😂😂😂 build your own secret hideout and outsmart the authorities while making friends with other hackers from around the world 🌎💻💰 who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some hacking skills along the way 😉 join now before the fbi catches up to us and shuts us down 😜🔒🚓 #minecraft #hackerlife #fbiwatchlist

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New Server IP
ChemicalCraft: RussianBillionaires
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hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.

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⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anarchy, Anticheat, Currency, economy plugins, Exploration, Factions, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, no world resets, Phantoms, player freedom, player head, PvP, Rich, server performance, Stable, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Information:

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up Minecraft:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

PvP and griefing encouraged. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.
Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and griefing are encouraged on the server.
Are there any land protection plugins?	No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins on the server.
Is there a currency or economy system?	No, there is no currency, factions, or economy plugins that ruin the vanilla experience.
Are there any world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding date.
Are there any teleportation commands?	No, there is no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server.

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6
#youtube, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, Fire Emblem Merchant, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, ksonsouchou, kuro, Livestream, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, vshojo, VShojo official channels, VShojo thread, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen, zentreya
Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and vtubers who hang with them! Zen is going bonkers with Marvel Rivals, Geega is live but not really, and Peke is trying to be organized with Unpacking (good luck with that).
Join us for some comfy vibes and chaotic energy. We got Froot, Geega, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen all doing their thing.
It’s like a virtual circus up in here, with streams and videos galore. Want some dedicated discussions? We got you covered with Kson, Henya, Mouse, and more.
Don’t miss out on the madness, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! 🤪🎉🔥

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New Server IP
PixelPervs
accessories, BEDROOM, comfort, Confidence, EyeSight, eyewear, fashion, Glasses, Intimacy, partner, Perception, personal choice, PixelPervs, Preferences, relationships, romance, Self-expression, sex, Style, vision, visual impairment
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (or lack thereof)! Join us and experience the thrill of taking off your glasses before engaging in virtual blocky shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to players wearing glasses. Legend has it that if you keep your glasses on during a thunderstorm, the creeper will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a chest full of dirt blocks.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge – wearing glasses while getting down and dirty in the pixelated world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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New Server IP
MoscowCraft Airlines: Cancelled until March
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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.

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New Server IP
Car Crafters: East-West Drift
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come join our epic minecraft server where we use satellite imagery to detect car movements JUST LIKE IN THE RUSSIA-UKRAINE WAR. yah, we know, it’s totally cray cray. but it’s all for a good cause, we use this method to monitor population shifts so we can send out humanitarian aid to those in need. so, if you wanna be a part of something bigger than yourself AND have a blast playing minecraft, then join us now! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. yasss, you heard that right. FREE COOKIES. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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New Server IP
Obscuros Pixelmon
activities, Adventure, Community, competitive, cozy home, custom content, Events, Exploration, Features, Gaming, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modded, No Resets, Obscuros, Pixelmon, pokemon, Server, species, Updates
Server IP mc.playobscuros.com
Discord https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod Pixelmon Mod
Overview:
Since 2014, Obscuros has been dedicated to providing unique & fun experiences with custom content for everyone to enjoy, while also offering a competitive scene. We keep things fresh with frequent updates & new features, and aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to. It’s likely that you’ll see something new every day in the Obscuros Region, with its variety of species, locations, and activities.
FAQ:
1. How do I join the server?
To join the Obscuros server, simply input the server IP – mc.playobscuros.com – into your Minecraft client and connect.
2. What is Pixelmon Mod?
Pixelmon Mod is a modification for Minecraft that adds Pokemon to the game, allowing players to catch, train, and battle Pokemon in the Minecraft world.
3. Is the server regularly updated with new content?
Yes, Obscuros provides frequent updates and new features to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for players.
4. Are there any resets on the server?
No, Obscuros does not reset the server, providing a stable and consistent environment for players to enjoy their gameplay without the fear of losing progress.
5. How can I stay connected with the Obscuros community?
You can join the Obscuros Discord server by following the link provided – https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW – to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

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Eternal Odyssey 1.20.2
1.20.2, action RPG, Character customization, console gaming, dying game, elemental powers, ETERNAL, Exploration, fanbase, gacha system, Gaming Community, genshin impact, In-game Events, Mobile Gaming, new content updates, odyssey, Online Multiplayer, open world, PC Gaming, player feedback, popular tags, Story-Driven, upcoming archon
Yo, bro, forget about those basic popular servers, they’re so mainstream. You gotta join our server, it’s like the underground hipster of Minecraft servers. You won’t find us on those basic popular tags, we’re too cool for that. Plus, who wants to be a sheep and follow the crowd anyway? Join us and be a rebel in the Minecraft world, where the cool kids hang out.

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New Server IP

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/mzT4GsW
Mod	Pixelmon Mod

Minecraft Server Information:

About Straight Up Minecraft:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Overview:

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

2. What is Pixelmon Mod?

3. Is the server regularly updated with new content?

4. Are there any resets on the server?

5. How can I stay connected with the Obscuros community?