absurd excuse Minecraft Servers

absurd excuse Minecraft Servers

  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4087
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 40 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Farms Harvested: 335
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mee7

    Mee7
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6405
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Emeralds Found: 6102
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft survival server with an economy! Become the richest in the server and create the coolest plot in this survival world! World claims so that nothing gets griefed! and a guarantee that nothing will get deleted!

    144.172.75.7

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gameslabs

    Gameslabs
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 967
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ores Mined: 5262 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2815 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life!The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games!

    We have over 50 different mini-games playable on a game board or in our party mode.

    We also have three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each:Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map!Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements.Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena!Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work!Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements.Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance up to 32 chunks, unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    play.gameslabs.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AHC

    AHC
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 739
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    AnarchyHardCore Is Anarchy in HardCore. There is nothing else to say other than this is Anarchy in Hardcore Mode, Like What Else Can I Say???? Really What?

    ahc.mclife.network

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UilCraft

    UilCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 7146
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4943 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    UIlcraft is still in workingproges, the server will open next year

    join the Discord if you want an earlier whitelist

    uilcraft.chplay.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Esmc: cityrp jobs

    Esmc: cityrp jobs
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 7758
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Riverside Valley is a world full of criminals, successful millionares, and vigilante citizens. Purchase a car, plane, or helicopter, to get to your penthouse suit in the sky while police chase criminals robbing a bank. With a seemingly infinite number of things to do, its the best place to be.

    Check out this album of screenshots all taken by players on the server https://imgur.com/a/f8dpk

    play.es-mc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Military Anarchy EpicGun 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    Military Anarchy EpicGun 1.16.5 Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2217
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Immerse yourself in unique atmospheric builds with mods on our servers and play with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CiberAnarchy

    CiberAnarchy
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 2936
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchantments Applied: 218

    New Minecraft Servers

    Here we are minimally original so we have not come up with a name derived from 2B2T and we also offer a 100% anarchic experience.

    Do you dare to survive in CyberAnarchy?

    mc.ciberanarchy.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YAVORIUM

    YAVORIUM
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 9704
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 738 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Votes: 3855 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3592 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a Ukrainian server network with mini-games, BedWars is currently available and HARDCORE SURVIVAL is a vanilla whitelisted survival with 1 life. Many modes are in development. The network is being improved every day. You can report an error with the /report command right in the game. All bugs are fixed promptly. The server is in test mode at the Alpha stage

    play.yavorium.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Legacy 1.17

    Legacy 1.17
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4016
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Legacy is a friendly and welcoming community always listening to the community for feedback to help tailor the server towards you the player! We are based around the Towny plugin, but with our diverse list of plugins we have many fun ways to play.

    Some of our features include;

    ✦ Towny ✦ Economy ✦ Slimefun ✦ Magic ✦ Land Claims ✦ Custom Enchants ✦ Pets ✦ Quests ✦ SkyBlock ✦ LuckyBlocks ✦ Creative Plots ✦ mcmmo ✦ Custom Achievements ✦ Brewery ✦ Resource World ✦ Vote Parties ✦ and more!

    Join us on Discord!

    discord.gg/cqfGKWe

    mc.legacy.rocks

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KitsWars

    KitsWars
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8054
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! Welcome to KitsWars!

    We are a big minehut server community that loves to grow and make friends!

    Join us for a fun minehut PVP experience, and some kind, friendly members to talk to.

    The staff are all kind, and we make sure to only accept those who we are sure will help us greatly.

    Have fun and join now!

    KitsWars.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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