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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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PotatoPvP

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Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, even the biggest losers can become champions! Join us and experience a world where being bad at stuff is actually a good thing.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally dig straight down into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a shiny new diamond pickaxe. How? Because on our server, the laws of physics don’t apply.

Or how about this: you’re trying to build a house but keep placing blocks in all the wrong places. No worries! Our server has a magical building tool that turns your mistakes into masterpieces. Your wonky house will become a work of art in no time.

So why join our server? Because here, being bad at stuff is the key to success. Embrace your inner noob and become a legend in your own right. Join us now and start your journey to greatness (even if you have no idea what you’re doing).

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HamasHostage Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride at disneyland. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the macarena. our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.
join now and you might just find the lost city of atlantis hidden deep within our server. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamond armor. who knows what adventures await you in our wacky world.

plus, our staff is so friendly they’ll give you a virtual hug every time you log on. and if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our minecraft server!

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StalinGrieferGoneWild

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a statue of stalin that u can vandalize all u want!!! russian police cant catch u here cuz we got secret tunnels and traps everywhere. join now for the thrill of defacing a dictator’s statue without consequences. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u want??!

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LaggyTimeTravelers

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join dis epic minecraft server where time travel is a thing, but not in the way u think. our server is so lit that u will technically never experience the future cuz our senses are delayed by a few milliseconds and when they catch up, we’re in the past. it’s like living in a constant state of deja vu, but way cooler cuz u can mine diamonds and build epic castles while ur brain is trippin out. so come join us and experience time travel like never before, just make sure to watch out for creepers from the future, they’re sneaky little buggers.

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AutismCraft – Eat Your Veggies!

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u kno wat else is linked to a 22% lower chance of autism? JOININ DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got all da blockz u need to build ur dream world and escape from da real world problems. plus, if u join, u will never hav social communication difficulties cuz all u gotta do is type in da chat. no need to talk to real ppl, just build and mine and have a blast! so come on, join us and escape into a world of blocky goodness!

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Little boy

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Welcome to Minezinho The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132

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FairCraft NetWork – SkyGens – BedWars – SMPTécnico

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FairCraft is a server, which currently has 6 modes, full of fun and hours of play that will satisfy your gamer needs.
This is a project that seeks to connect all Minecraft players, and allow them to have fun and play in a safe environment, as well as leaving aside the famous “Pay-to-Win”, avoiding microtransactions as a way to win in the modes, and being the only option, to get addicted 😉. Although there is always the possibility of buying ranks with some benefits and exclusive decorative accessories.

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Let’s Play Politics: The Non-Pay-to-Win Earth Map Towny Server with a Diplomatic Twist at 1:500 Scale!

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Server IP:	diplomaticamc.com
Discord server:	Join our Discord server
Dynmap link:	View Dynmap
Version:	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real-life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features a map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!) Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our Discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our Discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
How do I join the server?	You can join our server at diplomaticamc.com using the specified version.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules outlined on our Discord server and in-game that all players must adhere to.
Can I create my own nation or city?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own towns and nations using the Towny plugin.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, our server is non-P2W and offers fair gameplay for all players.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

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LegisCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become an elected official and pass laws that will make you the ultimate ruler of the land! But beware, because with great power comes great responsibility…and some pretty crazy consequences.
Join our server and start your journey to becoming the most powerful leader in all of Minecraft. Pass laws that will have everyone scratching their heads and wondering what in the world you’re thinking. Want to close down all the women’s shelters and resources? Sure, why not! Who needs those anyway when you can have a good old-fashioned abusive relationship with a chad?

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate your way through the world of politics and power, you’ll encounter all sorts of wacky characters and challenges. From sneaky lobbyists trying to sway your decisions to rival politicians trying to take you down, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of corruption, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of redemption. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous leader in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

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