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BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Advocate, berate, car ride, Confrontation, DadCraft, difficult relationships, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, MONEY, parental conflict, personal boundaries, Resentment, Self Respect, self-built, Server, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8916
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

AllergicCraft

ableist, AllergicCraft, Allergies, anxiety, comfort, consideration, dog allergy, Fairness, Friends, game night, group dynamics, health, house rules, medication, personal boundaries, pet allergies, physical discomfort, second guessing, service animal, service dog, social etiquette

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	5245	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9837	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

BlockyBanter

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2839	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4771	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

1800’s, 90s, Grannies, Kids

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9323
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	274	Enchantments Applied:	102
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5978

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Ugliest Character in Gaming Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	7371
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Animals Bred:	111	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8081
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic-looking characters? Well, look no further because our server is home to the ugliest character in gaming! This guy is so hideous, even the Endermen run away in fear.

Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.

But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!

CookieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unwanted gifts like stale cookies from a well-meaning family friend! Join us for a chance to escape the cookie dilemma and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!