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BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Duty, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Justice, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Political, punish, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tehran, Tensions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Emeralds Found:	7414

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

Attack, biden, BidenHarris, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, harris, international relations, iran, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, national security, security briefing, Situation Room, SituationCraft, threat, White House

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	7349	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Potions Brewed:	87	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Event, Happened, Incident, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, perplexity, puzzle, query, Riddle, Situation, smp, SMPocalypse, uncertainty, What, What Happened

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	6531

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

cleaning up, cooking for family, CookingCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling burdened, feeling overwhelmed, feeling taken advantage of, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, feeling used, full-time job, household chores, lazy brother, Minecraft, overwhelmed, overwhelmed with responsibilities, refusing to cook, Server, sibling dynamics, taking care of yard, ungrateful family

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Emeralds Found:	2563	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

Momma’s Ashes Adventure

Adventure, aita, Apologize.., Argument, ashes, attention seeker, brother, Caretaker, cremated, dementia, Dinner, family, Jerk, lonely, mom’s ashes, mommas, relationship, torn, viewing, Visit, Wedge, Wife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6080	Dragon Eggs Found:	8670
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	5946	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where family feuds and betrayal are the norm? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and mobs instead of actors.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, deceit, and unexpected plot twists. Will you choose to stand by your loved ones, or will you stir the pot and cause chaos like a mischievous Enderman?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where every block placed and every mob defeated is a part of a larger, more absurd story. Join now and let the madness begin!

SkillzMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant expertise, instant learning, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, mastering talents, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learner, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillzMaster420, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent mastery

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly master the art of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. Imagine walking through a world where every corner you turn, there’s a majestic statue of you flexing your muscles or striking a pose like a supermodel.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the ability to tame and ride dragons. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about riding boring old horses or pigs, now you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing dragon, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player on our server gets their own personal army of loyal minions to do their bidding. Need someone to mine for diamonds for you? No problem, just send your minions out and watch as they bring back stacks of precious gems for you to hoard.

So come join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

CraftyCampusLife

adapting to new environment, adjusting to change, adulting, college life, CraftyCampusLife, dorm life, Emotional journey, finding your way, first time away from home, INDEPENDENCE, learning to be independent, Leaving Home, living on your own, moving out, navigating college life, new beginnings, new experiences, personal growth, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, transitioning to college

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster community? Well, look no further because our server is like moving out for college for the first time – except instead of boring lectures and questionable dining hall food, you’ll be greeted with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, battling dragons, and befriending villagers who may or may not be secretly plotting to take over the server. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting place to spend your virtual college years.

So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags, say goodbye to your old server, and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe – you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation!