absurd comedy – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen…and creepers explode!
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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast Minecraft world, constantly fearing for your pixelated life? Fear no more, for our server offers the ultimate protection from all evil mobs and griefers! Join us and bask in the warm glow of the Lord’s protection, as you build your blocky empire without a care in the world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!

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Crafty Capybaras – Brazilian vibes and blocky fun! 🇧🇷🎮
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started wearing party hats and dancing the Macarena! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret underground society where they worship a giant potato named Spudrick.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for a hilariously chaotic journey that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Melon Cloud VS Hypixel

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Server	Hypixel	Melon Cloud
Pros	– Huge variety of minigames and game modes- Active player community- Regular updates and events	– No pay to win system- Monthly custom textures- /fly command for all players- Friendly community atmosphere
Cons	– Pay to win elements in some game modes- Can be overwhelming for new players- Large server population can lead to lag	– Limited number of game modes- Smaller player base compared to Hypixel- Less frequent updates and events

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any pay to win system in place?	Hypixel: Some game modes may have pay to win elements.Melon Cloud: No, everyone has a fair shot at fun.
Are there any unique features on the server?	Hypixel: Offers a huge variety of minigames and game modes.Melon Cloud: Provides monthly custom textures and /fly command for all players.
How is the player community on each server?	Hypixel: Active player community, but can be overwhelming for new players.Melon Cloud: Friendly community atmosphere where players aim to make everyone feel at home.
Are there regular updates and events on the servers?	Hypixel: Regular updates and events.Melon Cloud: Less frequent updates and events compared to Hypixel.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Madness
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!
We’ve got more updates than a Windows computer on patch Tuesday! Our latest version 2.2 will have you saying “Then Wake to Weep” when you see all the new features and content we’ve added. And don’t even get us started on our Aventurine Trailer, where you’ll get “The Golden Touch” of pure awesomeness.
But wait, there’s more! Our Myriad Celestia Trailer will have you wishing you had wings to fly through all the epic adventures waiting for you on our server. And with characters like Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval, you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and quests to conquer.
Plus, our new Firefly and Jade banners will have you feeling like a true Minecraft master with their powerful abilities and epic skills. And don’t forget to check out our web event, “The Astral Express Annual Trailblaze Report,” where you can earn exclusive rewards and prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these redeemable codes to unlock even more fun: BTKBH6P47B77ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTALLORNOTHINGGOODFORTUNECHARMEDONELUCKYGAMEMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALHSR1YEAR
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you in the game!

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MineCrafty Chronicles: The Shiori Saga – Ch. 11, Pg. 834
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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have villagers running around like headless chickens, creepers throwing surprise parties in your base, and Endermen stealing your blocks just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the terror of society and the fear of God can’t compete with the madness that awaits you. You’ll be questioning your morals and praying to the Minecraft gods for mercy as you navigate through our insane world.
So come join us if you dare, and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

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Land of the Butter Lovers: A Server Full of Cheesy Fun & Blocky Adventures!

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BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	We provide a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, and maintain a friendly community.
Development Team	Currently 3 builders and 1 plugin developer
Server Rules	Strictly prohibits cheating in any form, enforces friendly behavior, and promotes fair play
Allowed Clients	Badlion Client with specified mods
Server IP	play.buddercraft.net

Extensive FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No mods are allowed except for specific ones within the Badlion Client.

Q: What happens if I cheat on the server?

A: Any form of cheating, including modding, automation, or exploiting, will result in a permanent ban.

Q: Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server?

A: No, any rude or toxic behavior, especially involving personal attacks, is not tolerated and may result in disciplinary action.

Q: Are large-scale farms allowed on the server?

A: Large-scale farms that generate excessive items are prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay strategy.

Q: What should I do if I have questions about the server?

A: Refer to in-game tutorials or visit the designated spawn areas for guidance before asking staff for help.

Q: Is joining the Discord server necessary?

A: Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for community interaction and updates.

Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

A: Only the Badlion Client with specified mods is allowed for use on the server.

JanitorialCraft: Sweepin’ up creepers and cleaning up griefers! LOL
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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day with no reward? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and become a jannie (janitor) for some extra cashflow! Our server is so wild and crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode. But don’t worry, as a jannie, you’ll have the power to clean up any mess they leave behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join now and start your jannie journey today!

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ChaosCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries
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Are you tired of playing on boring, mundane Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by Notch himself.
Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Build a house out of enchanted cheese blocks, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy shenanigans our team of mischievous moderators will come up with next. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a horde of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, join us on our server today. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this madcap world of Minecraft madness!

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FROZZ WORLD Server for playing with subscribers Minecraft server
FROZZ WORLD, Minecraft, Playing, Server, Subscribers
The owner of the server “FROZZ WORLD Server for playing with subscribers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
185.17.0.21:25530

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EUPHORICFACTIONS 1.18 – 1.20 | OP KITS | FACTIONS | CRATES | JOIN NOW
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EUPHORICFACTIONS
NEED STAFF (MINIMUM 8HRS PLAYTIME)
EU
– SURVIVAL– FACTIONS– OP CRATES– FREE RANK GIVEAWAYS– DROP PARTYS– AUCTIONS– UPTIME (24/7)
euphoricfactions.com

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