Absurd Cliches MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BS Craft Minecraft Server

Cliches, ridiculous sayings, nonsensical sayings, BS saying, empty words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server in existence – join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

offbeat sayings, banter, blocky, unconventional proverbs, common

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

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Neptune community

Cracked, smp, Crates, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.neptunecommunity.xyz

play.neptunecommunity.xyz

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Tributemine

Survival

Welcome I’m dekejr The owner of tributemine If you join today you wont regret it. We have some of the best staff, Great players, and many more reasons why you should join today. Join today and I hope you have an awesome time.

Tributemine.us

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EminentMC

PvE, Economy, Survival, Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to EminentMC We are a new server with Survival and Skyblock, both our servers are created around letting everyone have an equal chance.

SKYBLOCK SEASON 1 REWARDS ON OUR DISCORD!

-> 1.13.2 -> Marriage -> Crates -> Treasures -> Events -> MEMES -> Amazing Staff -> Community Centered

play.eminentmc.com

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Lithium.mcnetwork.me

Multiplayer Survival

ip:Lithium.mcnetwork.me

Lithium.mcnetwork.me

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Pokeplay.io

PvE, Pixelmon, Economy, Towny, Survival

Here on Pokeplay our goal is to create any and all experiences you would want with Pixelmon, from a full Survival server to custom adventure servers that are designed to be recreations of the gameboy games.

Our server is run by a growing staff team that have years of Pixelmon server experience that we continue to expand on by bringing in current dedicated players that apply for staff to make sure that we’re keeping every decision made for the players are all in their best interest.

Come and check out the server yourself and enjoy playing recreations of passed and present pokemon games with our own little twists and hidden easter eggs, quests, and more.

IP Address: play.pokeplay.io Website: http://pokeplay.io Discord: https://discord.gg/P6z32VE

To join our server simple download and use our Modpack here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeplayio-pixelmon-pack.1322312

play.pokeplay.io

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syu_cat

PvP, Roleplay, PvE

Syu’s RPG is A minecraft MMOPRG server.

No MOD required https://youtu.be/AffUvutgZFk

ServerAddress : SyusRPG.mygs.co DISCORD : https://discord.gg/FXkMUr6 WEBSITE : http://syucat.com ver 1.16.4

51.79.136.44

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Komodita

Land Claim, Balanced Economy, Custom Coded, Custom Items, Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: komodita.playsurvival.me:25663

komodita.playsurvival.me:25663

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Crop empire

Drugs, PvP

Crop Empire

[1.20.4] [Crop Server] [PVP]

Crop Empire is currently in testing and subjected to server wipes, reloads and frequent resets.(This may include player data and builds.)

Crop Empire is a Minecraft Server about you building your farm and starting your own Crop Empire!Crops are “illegal” so you’ll need to avoid the police at all cost!

You will need to start you crop farm with a few little seeds, then before you know it you will be a massive Crop Lord harvesting your massive farms and making millions.

Be careful of other players as they will try kill you and may try to raid your farms. Hide your base well maybe a secret entrance or at the bottom of a cave!

Of course, you will have to avoid the Police too as they will patrolling the city enforcing the laws and conducting raids on player farms.

RULES:1. No hacking or cheating.2. No spamming or advertising.3.No transparent or ‘xray’ texture packs.4. No exploiting, bugs, glitches, or loopholes.5. No staff or player disrespect.

SERVER LAWS:1. No PVP in the city limits.2. No weapons or crops in the city limits.3. No Safe Zone camping.

RANKS:[Farmer] FreePerks: /sethome, /home

[Orchardist] $5,000Perks: /tpa, /tpahere

[Grower] $30,000Perks: None

[Agriculturist] $100,000Perks: /sethome 2 times

[Crop Smuggler] $250,000Perks: None

[Crop Lord] $500,000Perks: /sethome 2 times

[Crop Baron] $1,000,000Perks: /warp cropshop

[Crop King] $5,000,000Perks: None

IP: cropempire.mc.gg

cropempire.mc.gg

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