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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

Pokelon

Pixelmon

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

IP: Pokelon.com Pixelmon 4.2.6 (Soon 4.2.7)

Free shiny of a new players choice, we have friendly staff, and players that are always willing to help. We also have: – LandClaiming – WonderTrade – Custom Builds – Soon NPC Gyms

149.56.154.222

Castles World

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

A place for those who want to play a Castles themed Server. MCMMO, Towny, Economy, PvP. Made this server after two years of playing on a server that just shut down with no good reason. The rules are very minimal and very life like. Just like real life medieval times.

149.56.66.23

FlipsideMC Network

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

mc.flipsidemc.com

SCI

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

The SCI Network owned and Co-Owned by 34486 and Airless(flightair). – The remaining server of the Legendary RuneCraft owned by SitaruRadu from 2010/2011 — 2015.

SCI.US.TO:25565

sci.us.to

Hu3Server

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2535	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Buildings Constructed:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Plugins (48): HackedCore, JDALibLoaderBukkit, Safebed, PlaceholderAPI, PlugMan, PEXChat, PortalBlockerFree, AntiWorldFly, BestTools, Votifier, VoidSpawn, ProtocolLib, AdvancedPortals, MVdWPlaceholderAPI, AutoRestart, sleep-most, PermissionsEx, InfiniteScoreboard, HorseTpWithMe, Vault, MyCommand, WorldEdit, SilkySpawnersLITE, Essentials, HackedServer, Elevator, Multiverse-Core, WorldGuard, Vote, SimpleClans, EssentialsChat, DeluxeMenus, CrazyAuctions, EssentialsGeoIP, TAB, PlayerVaults, mcMMO, BeastWithdraw, GriefPrevention, EssentialsSpawn, MyPet, ChestShop, Skript, HeadsPlus, UltimateChat, DiscordSRV, AutoPickup, BetterRTP

hu3.net.br

The Dark Plague Network

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6439
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	8690
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Welcome to The Dark Plague Network where we strive to give you the best and most fun competitive experience as possible. Our server features many different aspects of both regular Minecraft and Pixelmon including survival, player and npc gyms, events, as well as loads of other things we are constantly working on to implement for you including a unique rating system to help keep track of your overall competitive rating while you play on the server. To learn more about everything involving our server please visit our website at darkplaguenet.enjin.com and keep checking in for new updates and developments.

Features: Legendary spawn, 8 NPC and 8 Player ran gyms, 4 NPC and 4 Player ran Elite Four, Ranks, Events, Give aways, Tournaments, and many many more. (constantly updating and being improved.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0lpn-32RU

108.166.172.37

MurphyCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

A small, peaceful vanilla server, here you can build a nice house and have fun.

The world is regularly backed up so we are prepared for any surprises. Our admins are also happy to help you protect your area so that only you can build there.

We look forward to your visit, just stop by.

glowingghost.de

Box of Rocks

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	253923
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Box of Rocks a Dedicated Server Featuring Survival game play. Free Fly, Crate Keys, Grief Prevention, McMMO, Jobs, Discord, Economy, Trivia, Auction House, Safari Eggs, Elevators, RTP, Warps, and more.

Build Competitions Events, Drop Parties, Rewards, and Loot Chests.

Very knowledgeable and helpful staff.

boxofrocks.net

Diversion Network

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2630
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	1540	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Diversion Network The Diversion Network is looking for nice players who are ready to start a new experience in an amazing community. With custom plugins and builds, its certain you will discover stuff you have not seen before.

play.diversionmc.net 1.8 – 1.16 MiniGames (1.12.2 Recommended!)

« Games » Our games are made to be really original, fun and competitive. There is no advantages over others in gameplay, it is all limited by your skills. All our games are created with custom plugins. Our games are either unseen on other servers or have a pleasant twist.

Discord: https://diversionmc.net/discord Website: https://diversionmc.net Donations: https://store.diversionmc.net

play.diversionmc.net

GreenBlock network

Creative, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Hello and welcome to the Green Block Network. Here we have awesome and dedicated staff and we are trying to create a good community of minecraft players. This server is currently in beta so they may be bugs here and there. We are currently working on creating this server and we have some gamemode that are almost finished and could use some beta testing. This server is awesome and upcoming as it will be using some custom plugins and really good maps. This server works on version 1.9.4 of minecraft. Thanks for reading this – Terra K Gaming

167.114.110.42