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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crops Grown:	7475	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

TurkeyCraft2021

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Buildings Constructed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

Army, ArmyCraft, Conflict, Defense, Dictatorship, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military buildup, military service, military strength, military training, MILLION, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, south korea, STRONG, Tensions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

3b2t, Complete Anarchy, Existence, Minecraft, Never Resets, No bans, No Rules, PvP, Server, wipe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	49306	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

Anurag, ANZ, ANZ live, ANZ product keynote, ANZ staff, chainlink, Chainlink hire, Chainlink product keynote, Departure, departure of Kemal, favourite, GigaChad, gigachad Kemal, KEMAL, live in prod, Minecraft, new hire, player, product keynote, Seething, smp, Staff, staff departure

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	766444
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9368
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?