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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Eternal Block Realm 1.21.1

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Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

Imagine a place where you can build your dream world with your homies, like a virtual paradise where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures ever.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the craziest mods and plugins that will blow your mind. You can ride dragons, shoot laser beams from your eyes, and even turn into a giant chicken.

And the best part? We have daily events where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches or team up to take down massive bosses. It’s like a never-ending party where the fun never stops.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction struggles, AuntieCraft, Boundaries, chaotic relationship, Disrespect, earned respect, Elder, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, insults, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Respect, self defense, Server, Slurs, tough love, tough situation, Trust, verbal altercations, violation of space

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful aunts who let strangers sleep in your bed and call you names? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world free from toxic family members! No more verbal altercations or physical attacks, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no slurs policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being insulted. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new online family that actually respects you! Join now and leave your aunt-induced stress behind.

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PerfumeCraft: Better Than Gifts!

appreciation, birthday gifts, black sheep, emotional boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, favorite color, gift giving, Gifts, misunderstood hobbies, PerfumeCraft, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, social expectations, thoughtful gifts, traditional values

Are you tired of being the black sheep in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and passive aggressive Facebook posts on your birthday? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your favorite color actually matters and where thoughtful gifts are appreciated, not ridiculed. Our server is a safe haven for those who have been deemed the least favorite child in their family and who are tired of being shoo-ed away to babysit the little cousins.

On our server, you can escape the traditional values of your family and embrace your nerdy hobbies like reading, history, hiking, and trombone playing. No more being made fun of for not fitting in with the rest of your family who only play “dainty” instruments and knit scarves that look like they’ve been through the apocalypse.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your family gatherings. Build a world where your hobbies are celebrated and where you can finally feel appreciated for who you are. Plus, we have virtual vanilla scented lotion and body mist for all your relaxation needs!

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ProudCraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Dedication, determination, feeling proud, fulfillment, goal-setting, hard work, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, pride, Proud, ProudCraft, reaching goals, satisfaction, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, sense of accomplishment, smp, success

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of all time, but in block form. We got dragons flying around, villagers doing the Macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. I once built a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and everyone was like “whoa, that’s the coolest thing ever!”

But the best part is the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night. We got glowstone dance floors, DJ skeletons spinning records, and unlimited cake for everyone. It’s lit, bro.

So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to our Minecraft SMP. We’re always looking for more crazy peeps to join the fun. Plus, I heard rumors that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks somewhere on the server. So what are you waiting for? Let’s go on this wacky adventure together, bro!

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BeanBoycottWars

BeanBoycottWars, Brazil, Canada, coffee beans, colombia, diplomatic relations, donald trump, economic impact, Exports, global economy, Imports, international trade, market disruption, mexico, negotiations, RETALIATION, supply chain, switzerland, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

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CraftyKremlinKiller

Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKiller, Defense, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Europe, European weapons chief, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, kill, Military, nato, Plot, russia, Russian plot, SECURITY, threat

join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Goose Farm Frenzy

Farm, Frenzy, goose

Come join our epic Minecraft server where barnacle geese wreak havoc on our agricultural fields! Watch as these mischievous geese destroy crops and cause chaos for our farmers. But don’t worry, we have a plan to keep them at bay with our no-go areas and sneaky strategies.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, this is the server for you! Team up with other players to protect our fields from these pesky geese and save the day. Who knew farming could be so thrilling?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to defend our crops in the most outrageous way possible. Join us now and let the geese games begin!

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Glarkour

Bosses, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Glarkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towns, villagers

Welcome to Glarkour Minecraft Server

IP: glarkour.net

Version: 1.21.4

Features	Description
Player-made courses	Engage in challenging parkour courses created by players
Competitive leaderboards	Show off your skills and compete with others
SMP world	Survival Multiplayer world for players to explore and build
Creative plotworld	Create in a plotworld with free WorldEdit tool

Join our Discord community: https://discord.gg/invite/4eHffB4s3P

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join Glarkour, enter the IP “glarkour.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and respectful community. Check out the rules section on our Discord or server website.

3. Can I create my own parkour courses on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own parkour courses and share them with others.

4. Is there a ranking system for the leaderboards?

Yes, players will be ranked based on their performance on the parkour courses.

5. How can I get WorldEdit in the creative plotworld?

WorldEdit is free to use in the creative plotworld. Simply claim a plot and start building with WorldEdit tools.

Starlight Haven 1.20.1

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s the Lunar New Year Edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! We got schedules for days, like TEMPUS and ARMIS, with all these crazy cool players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. And don’t even get me started on Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri – they’re gonna blow your mind, man!

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where it’s at with players like Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – they’re the real deal, bro. And if you need some templates, we got ’em. Plus, check out our graduated members and songs playlist – it’s gonna make your head spin, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your A-game, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉🔥

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Block Therapy: Mindcrafting

BLOCK, coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mindcrafting, mindfulness, positive thinking, Relaxation, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and build a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a pick-me-up after a rough day? Just log on and watch as our resident clown performs stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and chocolate-covered bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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