absurd buys – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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⚡ ArtCraft | Survival, Anarchy | 1.16.5 – 1.20 ⚡ Minecraft server
Administration support, Altushka, Anarchy, ArtCraft, Bosses, CIS, Clans, Cosmetics, donation, Enchantments, Events, free case, GradusTV, Grief, Minecraft, MyNeosha, Never, Pirate, Plugins, Private, privileges, promo code, PvE, PvP, Quest System, Quests, Rewards, Rime, Russian, ryan gosling, Skuf, Survival, turrets, Unique crafts, Unique tags, Without Launcher
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╠ ARTCRAFT SERVER
╠ The most technologically advanced server in the CIS!
╠ IP – play.artcraft-mc.com
╠ Version 1.16.5 – 1.20.1
╠ MyNeosha, GradusTV, Rime and Never streamed on our server!
╠ Right now, they are already waiting for you:
╠ ▸Free case with privileges for new players!
╠ ▸Free cases with unique tags! (Ryan Gosling, Skuf, Altushka and many more!)
╠ ▸Over HUNDREDS of different cosmetics!
╠ ▸The most modern plugins!
╠ ▸Amazing design for each menu!
╠ ▸DOZENS of exciting quests!
╠ ▸Administration support 24/7!
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╠ We have reworked everyone’s favorite Anarchy and Survival!
╠ ⟿ Unique crafts
╠ ⟿ 4 types of turrets
╠ ⟿ New enchantments!
╠ ⟿ Cool quest system!
╠ ⟿ Dozens of events and new bosses
╠ ⟿ And much more!
╠ ⟿ Rewards for top places!
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╠ Log in now, enter the promo code /promo skuf and get a free case with a donation!
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╠ ! SITE: https://artcraft-mc.com/
╠ ! TG: https://t.me/artcraftmc
╠ ! VK: https://vk.com/artcraft_com
╠ ! DS: https://discord.gg/artcraft
╠ Light and honor, friends!
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play.artcraft-mc.com

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ForzaCraft – #107 Minecraft Server
Cardb, clubs, Communication, Community, emulation, fh4, fh5, fm, forza, ForzaCraft, gameplay, howto, Lobby chat, Map, Media, Minecraft, News, Rivals, Server, Support, Video recaps, WEEKLY, Xbox
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re talking about FH4 delist sale Edition, where the only rule is to have an absolute blast!
Join us for the moggening Arc, where you’ll embark on a journey filled with mystery, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Our Clubs are like no other – we’ve got “4cvg” in FH4, “4ch” in FH5, and none in FM because, well, we like to keep things interesting.
Communication is key on our server. Chat it up in the Xbox App, but only after you’ve posted your xbox id setting in the designated spot. And if you’re feeling chatty, head on over to Discord for some discussion chat – just ask for an invite in the lobby and you’re in!
But wait, there’s more! Join our RivalsFM Weekly starting every Sun at 16:00 UTC for some friendly competition. And don’t forget to check out our Community News for all the latest updates and support.
Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM cardb to FH5 map guides, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness that is FH4 delist sale Edition. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyTime Minecraft Server
10x return, Arguing, asymmetrical investment, charts, CraftyTime, crypto bags, Discords, go swimming, holder, making money, market impact, meaningless BS, Minecraft, outside, Prices, Real World, refreshing biz, ride a bike, scam market, Server, Trading, twitter, valuable time
Are you tired of wasting your precious time on meaningless crypto charts and market trends? Do you want to escape the scam trash market and have some real fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unwind and forget about all that crypto drama.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. No more stressing over worthless shitcoins or constantly checking prices – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches that will make you feel like you’ve just 10x your money. So why waste your time on the crypto rollercoaster when you can ride a virtual bike, go swimming in pixelated waters, or focus on building your dream world in Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos of the crypto world and join our server for a dose of laughter, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more rewarding than staring at those boring charts all day.

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DadCraft: Kickout Edition
cash jobs, child’s father, children’s well-being, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DadCraft, Edition, employment crisis, financial stress, household bills, Job Search, kick out, Kickout, lack of action, move out, parenting, selfish, Support, threatening, Ultimatum
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and build epic structures!
Join us and escape the real world drama of job loss and financial stress. No need to worry about bills here, just focus on crafting and surviving in our virtual world.
We promise not to kick you out if you don’t find diamonds fast enough, unlike some people in the real world. And hey, if you do get kicked out, at least you won’t have to worry about where to go – just respawn and keep playing!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? 😉🔨💎 #minecraftlife

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MuscleCraft Minecraft Server
attraction, attractiveness, body image, body standards, body type, DATING, FITNESS, Masculinity, Minecraft, MuscleCraft, muscular build, muscular men, muscularity, partner selection, personal preference, physical appearance, Physical attraction, Physical fitness, Preferences, relationships, Server, strength, Women
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no eye candy? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most ripped and shredded players you’ve ever seen! Who needs diamonds when you can mine some abs instead?
Join our server and witness the epic battle of the bulge as players compete to see who can flex the hardest. From bicep curls with blocks to squatting with creepers, our players are always pushing their muscles to the limit.
But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own workout routine, come join us! Who knows, you might even find your perfect swolemate among our buff player base.

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CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!
absurd regulations, arbitrary regulations, bizarre expectations, bizarre rules, comical restrictions, CraftyRulez, funny regulations, laughable rules, nonsensical policies, odd requirements, pants, peculiar instructions, Pickaxe, ridiculous rules, School, silly guidelines, strange guidelines, strange regulations, unreasonable expectations, unusual directives, weird mandates, work, workplace restrictions
Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

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StarmerCraft Minecraft Server
Alliance, brexit, cooperation, Diplomacy, EU relations, European partnerships, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, leadership, Minecraft, NATO summit, political agenda, Server, StarmerCraft, summit meeting, transatlantic relations., UK leader, United Kingdom
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be the leader of a whole country like keir starmer but without all the boring politics and stuff. u can have ur own nato summit with other players and mend eu relations by trading diamonds and emeralds. join now and show off ur diplomatic skills while building epic castles and fighting off creepers. who needs real world problems when u can have virtual ones on this server? come join the fun!

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CraftyKeir’s Cabinet Meeting
administration, Africa, British Prime Minister, cabinet, Cabinet meeting, controversy, CraftyKeirs, current events, Dead, Decision making, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, Meeting, News, opposition leader, PM Sir Keir Starmer, political affairs, Politics, Rwanda scheme, United Kingdom
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server run by a prime minister?? well now u can cuz our server is being chaired by the one and only PM Sir Keir Starmer!! he’s gonna make sure everyone follows the rules and builds the best dang creations u ever seen!
join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find rare items and battle zombie pigs! and if u find the golden carrot, u get a free pass to skip the line at the crafting table!
so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!! Sir Keir Starmer is waiting for u to join the fun!

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PixelPantsParty
Apparel, Bottoms, clothing, dresses, dressing, fashion, Fashion (Industry), fashion statement, Jeans, Leggings, lower body, outfits, pants, PixelPantsParty, shorts, skirts, Style, trends, trousers, Wardrobe
come join our epic minecraft server where we wear pants on our heads and shirts on our feet. it’s a wild ride full of upside down fashion and inside out shenanigans. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a chicken riding a pig or a cow doing the moonwalk. the possibilities are endless, just like our supply of pickles. why join? because where else can you find a llama with a top hat and a monocle leading a parade of dancing creepers? it’s a party you don’t want to miss, so grab your mismatched socks and join us for a truly unforgettable experience.

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RetinaCraft: Eye-Tracking Fun!
brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain research, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, eye movement, eye tracking, EyeTracking, Fun, human vision, neural pathways, neuroscience, object tracking, perception studies, RetinaCraft, retinas, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, sensory integration, sensory perception, visual information, visual processing
join this cray cray minecraft server where your brain will be so confused it will feel like it’s been researching for 100 years! we got crazy builds that will make your eyes pop out of your head and your retinas will be overloaded with visual information.
our server is so insane that even the researchers are scratching their heads trying to figure out how we manage to keep track of all the objects in the game. it’s like a brain workout on steroids, but in a fun and wacky way!
so come on down and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. who needs to know where the eyes are pointing when you can just dive headfirst into our wild and unpredictable world of minecraft madness? let’s get weird together!

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