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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

KRC20Craft Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Apocalypse

+x, Apocalypse, Blockchain, blocky, COM, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency exchange, decentralized exchange, decentralized finance, Dex, digital assets, finance, innovation, Kaspa, KaspaMath, KDX, kdxdefi, KRC20, KRC20Craft, Minecraft, smart contracts, smp, Technology, Trading, Upcoming Event

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7583	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ores Mined:	6260	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say no more! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is KDX tokens! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that crypto life now.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary KRC20, a mysterious entity rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it’s hidden deep within the Nether, while others claim it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our SMP is also home to the KaspaMath, a mystical portal that leads to a land of infinite riches and treasures. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate its complex algorithms and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at x.com/kdxdefi and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, anything is possible…including getting rich off of virtual tokens.

BroWedding Minecraft Server

BroWedding, budget issues, college expenses, college savings, family, family dynamics, Family Support, financial contributions, financial priorities, financial responsibilities, future education, future goals, Guilt, Living at home, Minecraft, part time job, personal goals, personal values, savings plan, Server, sibling relationships, wedding costs, wedding expenses

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and focus on building your own future! No more awkward conversations about contributing to weddings, just pure fun and creativity!

On our server, you can create your own virtual college campus and save up for your dream education without any judgment from family members. Build your own personal goals and achieve them without anyone questioning your priorities.

Don’t let anyone make you feel guilty for prioritizing your future over someone else’s wedding. Join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the importance of self-care and personal growth.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and start building the life you deserve, free from family drama and guilt trips!

ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!

#coughing, 510, 70kg, aita, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, Cultural differences, daily commute, entitled woman, fatphobic, Filipino, hot, INTERNSHIP, Jeepneys, large girl, passenger seat, public transportation, room, seatbelt buckle, second hand smoke, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being squished in a Jeepney by a crying, entitled woman! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter.

Reasons to join our server: – No more uncomfortable seating situations, unless you build a wonky chair in-game – No second-hand smoke, just fresh virtual air – No entitled passengers demanding your seat, unless it’s a zombie trying to steal your diamonds

Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Just remember, there’s always room for you on our server, no matter how big or small your virtual seat may be.

TraumaCraft SMP: Childhood Woes

adulting, Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional development, emotional scars, Healing Process, Inner child, long-term effects, mental health, past experiences, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma recovery, TraumaCraft, unresolved issues, woes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	650	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4875

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a hilarious way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will make you question your entire existence. Remember that time you got lost in the grocery store and thought you were never going to see your mom again? Well, get ready to experience that same level of panic when you get lost in our massive world filled with hidden traps and confusing mazes. So come join us and let’s all laugh at our past traumas together!

BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	84	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53

hey u, yes u, ever wanted to be part of a real-life olympic ‘sabotage’ like in the movies? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the action as u sabotage the paris games by attacking high-speed rail routes with ur trusty pickaxe and TNT! watch as chaos ensues and the olympics are thrown into disarray, all thanks to u and ur fellow minecrafters. join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else!

Hungry4Blocks

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

omg guize u gotta join dis minecraft server it’s like Hungary quietly taking a record $1 billion loan from Chinese banks, except way more fun! imagine building ur own empire with blocks and stuff, just like Hungary building their economy with Chinese money. u can be the ruler of ur own kingdom and make alliances with other players, just like Hungary making deals with China. plus, there’s no risk of debt or economic collapse in this server, just endless fun and creativity. so come join us and let’s build something epic together!

AntsInMyWallsMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing with ants in your home! our server is infested with a hive mind of ants that have figured out how to navigate through walls and build epic structures. watch out for the ant queen boss battle, where you must defeat her in order to claim the title of Ant King! join now for the ultimate ant-tastic adventure!

CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

LncvrtBox

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crops Grown:	5213
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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