1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to party with us on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the boss while sipping on a potion of swag.
2. Our spawn point is a magical disco ball that shoots out diamonds instead of light. Who needs torches when you have bling bling lighting up your world?
3. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. They even have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks!
4. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage. But don’t worry, we provide a free keyboard replacement service for all our members.
5. The rumors are true – Herobrine is actually a regular player on our server. He’s not here to haunt you, though. He just wants to show off his sick redstone skills and challenge you to a build-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and become a part of the chudcel revolution!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like never before. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!
So why wait for yesterday to be tomorrow when you can join our server today and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for the chance to battle zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality when you can have THIS much fun in a virtual world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
Are you looking for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience? Look no further, welcome to Abstract SMP! We’ve made a casual Hermitcraft-like server to play on 1.20.1, we are starting at Season 0, getting ready for the release of 1.21. We are keen on new faces and want to build our own small community where we can have fun and play Minecraft together. We have our own Discord server and a 24/7 Minecraft server funded by ourseleves. We are very fresh starting and very welcoming, we just hope to build the right community with you.
We have several VanillaTweaks datapacks to enhance your gameplay experience and we also use Fabric. Thanks to this the majority of the current players on the server use Simple Voice Chat to communicate with each other in-game. Due to Fabric the server-side performance improvements don’t interfere with gameplay.
Features
Simple Voice Chat – You can talk with others in-game
Ledger – We use it to protect against griefers
BlueMap – You can see the map and other player’s location in your browser
Multiplayer sleep
Player and mob heads
Crafting tweaks
Other VanillaTweaks datapacks
Joining our server is simple, you’ll need to join our Discord server and you’ll need to fill out a whitelist application. Simply answer the questions in the application and we will respond as quick as we can and we’ll get you playing as soon as we can.
Are you looking for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience? Look no further, welcome to Abstract SMP! We’ve made a casual Hermitcraft-like server to play on 1.20.1, we are starting at Season 0, getting ready for the release of 1.21. We are keen on new faces and want to build our own small community where we can have fun and play Minecraft together. We have our own Discord server and a 24/7 Minecraft server funded by ourseleves. We are very fresh starting and very welcoming, we just hope to build the right community with you.
We have several VanillaTweaks datapacks to enhance your gameplay experience and we also use Fabric. Thanks to this the majority of the current players on the server use Simple Voice Chat to communicate with each other in-game. Due to Fabric the server-side performance improvements don’t interfere with gameplay.
Features
Simple Voice Chat – You can talk with others in-game
Ledger – We use it to protect against griefers
BlueMap – You can see the map and other player’s location in your browser
Multiplayer sleep
Player and mob heads
Crafting tweaks
Other VanillaTweaks datapacks
Joining our server is simple, you’ll need to join our Discord server and you’ll need to fill out a whitelist application. Simply answer the questions in the application and we will respond as quick as we can and we’ll get you playing as soon as we can.
Are you looking for a fun and exciting Minecraft experience? Look no further, welcome to Abstract SMP! We’ve made a casual Hermitcraft-like server to play on 1.20.1, we are starting at Season 0, getting ready for the release of 1.21. We are keen on new faces and want to build our own small community where we can have fun and play Minecraft together. We have our own Discord server and a 24/7 Minecraft server funded by ourseleves. We are very fresh starting and very welcoming, we just hope to build the right community with you.
We have several VanillaTweaks datapacks to enhance your gameplay experience and we also use Fabric. Thanks to this the majority of the current players on the server use Simple Voice Chat to communicate with each other in-game. Due to Fabric the server-side performance improvements don’t interfere with gameplay.
Features
Simple Voice Chat – You can talk with others in-game
Ledger – We use it to protect against griefers
BlueMap – You can see the map and other player’s location in your browser
Multiplayer sleep
Player and mob heads
Crafting tweaks
Other VanillaTweaks datapacks
Joining our server is simple, you’ll need to join our Discord server and you’ll need to fill out a whitelist application. Simply answer the questions in the application and we will respond as quick as we can and we’ll get you playing as soon as we can.
Imagine a world where pretty white boys are the most sought after in prison – that’s right, you heard it here first! Our server is like no other, where inmates fight over who gets to claim the title of the prettiest boy in the yard. Will you be the next target of affection?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a prison experience like no other, complete with older inmates grabbing your ass in the chow hall and drugging you for a wild night of fun. Who needs boring old guards when you have Slide Step, the protector who will keep you safe in exchange for a little somethin’ somethin’.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a pretty white boy in a man’s prison. Just remember, in our world, white males are seen as weak and effeminate – but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!