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| Gears of Galudon | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft roleplaying server |
| Theme | Steampunk era |
| Player Base | 15-30 players online at peak |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Discord | Join Gears of Galudon |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Gears of Galudon? | Gears of Galudon is an 18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era. |
| How many players are typically online? | There are an average of 15-30 players online at peak times. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, you must be 18 or older to be whitelisted due to adult themes. |
| What can I do on Gears of Galudon? | You can create intricate characters, engage in combat, use magic, invent creations, and participate in politics. |
| How can I join? | You can join Gears of Galudon by visiting their Discord server at https://discord.gg/xrdQTFM87Q. |
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Join our server and you’ll find yourself transported into a land where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion, where building a house out of giant mushrooms is totally normal, and where riding a pig into battle is not only encouraged but highly recommended.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually just a big softie once you get to know him. He loves nothing more than a good game of Minecraft bingo and a round of karaoke at the local village pub.
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