Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!
Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.
So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!
Join our server and say goodbye to the falsehoods of abstinence-only education. Instead, learn the true facts of Minecraft survival, like how to tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot and a stick, or how to build a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft master. Who needs abstinence when you can have an epic adventure like this? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Our server is home to a colorful cast of characters, from Lia the enchanting wizard to Dizzy the daring daredevil. Watch as they build, mine, and battle their way through the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible.
But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll get the chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our server – the only way to find out is to join in on the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the laughs and mayhem that await you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a time-traveling llama who can take you on wild adventures through different historical periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era or party with Cleopatra in ancient Egypt? The possibilities are endless on our crazy SMP!
So why wait? Join us now and make history come alive in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
Lifesteal server, Fun, PvP, Need staff, bedrock support, 24/7, teams, looking for active players that dont quit off start.
piercedheart.pvpserver.xyz:25600
Features:
Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments, adding a strategic edge to battles. Unleash the fury of your enchanted weapons and armor to claim victory on the battlefield.
Inclusive Community: We pride ourselves on our welcoming and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a seasoned knight or a newcomer to the realm, you’ll find a home among our diverse community. Forge alliances, make new friends, and conquer the kingdom together.
Join us now and become a part of an unforgettable adventure! Uncover the lore, dominate the battlefield, and shape the future of our kingdom. Are you ready to create your legend?
Server Address: 135.148.151.234:25684
135.148.151.234:25684
| Server Location | Montreal, Canada |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ |
The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.
AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around.
We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with carefully curated mods that enhance the vanilla experience.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Vanilla+? | Yes, we aim to enhance the vanilla experience with mods that do not heavily alter gameplay. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted. |
| Is there a claim system to protect builds? | Yes, we have a claim and container locking system in place. |
| Are there rules against cheating? | We have a strict no-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits, and glitches. |
| Has the server recently reset? | Yes, we have started a new season for a fresh start with new players. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you their ancient chicken dance ritual. Trust us, it’s clucking amazing. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!