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Sally’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1970s, BLOCK, college, Coming of Age, Drama, drug use, Emmy award-winning, free love, independent, Mad Men, mature audiences, Minecraft, nudity, Party, rebellious, recreational drug use, SALLY, Sally Draper, Sallys, series, Server, strong language, TV-MA, violence, Wild Life

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7573	Potions Brewed:	91

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and rebellious life of Sally Draper as she navigates through college in the early 1970s! Get ready for “free love” and recreational drug use as you explore a world filled with mature content and occasional violence. Rated TV-MA for a reason, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure unlike any other!

MisCraftedFacts

common misunderstandings, common myths, debunked myths, false beliefs, misconceptions, MisCraftedFacts, Misinformation, misinterpreted, misunderstood, Popular misconceptions, Science, science education, Scientific evidence, Scientific fact, scientific inaccuracies, scientific knowledge, scientific misconceptions, scientific theories, scientific truths, scientific understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	3016
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and discover the secret underground lair of the legendary Diamond Chicken!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most scientifically misinterpreted phenomenon in all of Minecraft – the mysterious Enderman Disco Party! These misunderstood mobs are actually just trying to bust a move and show off their sick dance skills. So grab your glowstone and get ready to boogie with the Endermen!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament, ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and let the chaos begin!

AstroGlassRainCraft

alien discovery, AstroGlassRainCraft, Astronomy, Atmospheric, COMPOSITION, Cosmic, discovery, Extraterrestrial, glass rain, GROUNDBREAKING, Interstellar, Molecule, outer space, Phenomenon, planet, research, scientific study, scientists, solar system, space exploration, Unique

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have u ever wanted to explore a planet where it rains freakin’ GLASS? well, guess what, we gotchu covered on our epic Minecraft server!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly, BAM, glass starts falling from the sky like some kind of crazy meteor shower. but don’t worry, it won’t hurt u cuz we got special anti-glass armor for all our players.

but wait, there’s more! our scientists have discovered a molecule that has never been seen before outside our solar system. and guess where they found it? on our glass rain planet, of course! join our server and be the first to collect this rare molecule and become the richest player in the universe.

so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the most insane adventure of your Minecraft life. glass rain, alien molecules, and endless fun await u on our server. see u there, gamers!

””RouteletCraft Minecraft Server””

#Readme, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, RouteletCraft, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel, but with blocks and creepers instead of anime characters.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels…wait, what? Yes, you read that right. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs speak in Japanese!

But beware, e-celeb shitposting is strictly prohibited here. We’re all about serious discussions on which visual novel has the best plot twists and character development.

If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft VN experience, fear not! Just follow our 5-step guide to enlightenment, which includes reading the Readme and Googling error messages like a pro.

And if you’re looking for a novel with a specific element, look no further than our extensive library of VNs. From romance to horror, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more bizarre than a glitched-out Ender Dragon riding a unicorn!

CraftyBuyfag Minecraft Server

Anime collectibles, anime figures, anime merchandise, Anime toys, Buy figures, Buyfag, Collectibles, CraftyBuyfag, Figure addiction, Figure buying, figure collecting, Figure collectors, Figure enthusiasts, Figure hobby, Figure obsession, Figure shopping, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, Toy collecting, Toy collectors, Toy enthusiasts, Toy hobby

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2698

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, dancing Endermen, and pigs that can fly (literally, we’ve seen it happen).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted figures in all of Minecraft. Want a Steve figure that can breakdance? We got it. How about a zombie figure that can juggle? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the elusive llama figure that can spit fireballs – it’s a real showstopper.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Buy figures, join the fun, and let the madness begin!

BabyShowerDrama

advice, baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, emotions, Etiquette, Expectations, family, friendship, host, husband’s friend, Intentions, nutrition, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Support

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

Attacks, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, emergency, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, July 8, kyiv, KyivSurvival, metro stations, MetroCraft, Protection, refuge, Safety, Shelter, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	2173	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Academy Award, all time, babe, BabeCraft, charming, childhood favorite, classic, Family Film, Farm, Feel-Good, Heartwarming, Inspirational, James Cromwell, memorable, Pig, Server, sports, sports movie, Talking Animals, Top, top 10, underdog story, Uplifting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ores Mined:	8339	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

labmc.okgg.eu

GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

contemplating, deceased, died, emotional turmoil, Girls, GraveyardGirls, Grief, haunting memories, HEARTBREAK, late night pondering, late night thoughts, lost loves, Lost Souls, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, sorrow, thinking, tragic loss, Up late

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Star Shards Collected:	209	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	3966
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!