abstaining Minecraft Servers

Abstaining

  • NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

    NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub

    New Minecraft Servers

    so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

    once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. so he joined this server and BAM, he was a sparkly unicorn with explosive powers. everyone was like, “woah, that’s one cool creeper!” and they all lived happily ever after, blowing up stuff and spreading rainbows everywhere.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha. u can ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake. the possibilities are endless, my friend.

    oh, and did i mention that every time u mine a diamond, a kitten gets its wings? true story. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some magic happen in this wacky world of wonder!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SoberCraft: Building Blocks of Fun

    SoberCraft: Building Blocks of Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even befriend a talking creeper! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs a drink when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

    TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Last Survivor

    The Last Survivor

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!

    LastSurvivor.serv.nu

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft

    🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft

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    The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!

    FEPLEX.GGMINE.RU

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3

    Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise for all the ladies who dig those effete homosexual narcissists. I mean, who wouldn’t want to build a pixelated castle with a fabulous dude who loves himself more than Kanye loves Kanye? It’s a total vibe, trust me. Plus, the drama is off the charts – you never know what kind of shenanigans those divas will get into next. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks with the fiercest queens in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StairwayStumbleCraft

    StairwayStumbleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!

    One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.

    If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP

    3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to worship it as the potato god. And then another time, we all had a massive chicken dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. It was lit, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP