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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

abstain from, abstain from doing, AVOID, avoid doing, never gonna, never gonna do, NeverGonnaDoItMinecraftSMP, not agree to, not commit to, not condone, not engage in, not gonna, not gonna do, not involve myself in, not partake in, not participate in, not support, not take part in, refuse to, refuse to do, stay away from, steer clear of

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3934
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, blocky, Closure, deleted pictures, Emotional Abuse, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, Ex-partners, Exs, hate, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, nudes, painful memories, past relationships, Revenge, self-care, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7351
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where griefers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us and leave behind the exes who delete your pictures and the drama that comes with them. Build your own world where the only abusive behavior is from those pesky zombies trying to break down your door. Join us now and say goodbye to the haters, because on our server, the only thing getting deleted is that ugly cobblestone house you built when you first started playing.

Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

Adventures, arrested, Be Khelif, beat up, Ease, Emanprodite, Female fighters, games, goatfucking, gold medal, Growing, KhelifCraft, LGBT celebrity, liberal media, Minecraft, natural women, Olympic, opponent, Retirement, smear, smp, third-world country, West, worshipped celebrity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	977	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can be anything you want, even a goatfucking emanprodite from a third world country like Khelif! Join us and show off your skills in PvP, building, and redstone contraptions.

We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!

After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!

SisSquabble Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, adulting, apartment living, budgeting issues, cohabitation problems, family dynamics, financial responsibilities, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, income verification, independence struggles, irresponsible behavior, lease agreements, living arrangements, Minecraft, roommate conflicts, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisSquabble

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	179	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living with a lazy sister who can’t even pay her share of the bills? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds – everything your sister can’t provide in real life. Plus, there are no WiFi bills to argue about here, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can drive cars without worrying about teaching anyone how to drive, and you can build credit by crafting the most epic structures. And don’t even get us started on the cleanliness – our virtual world is spotless, thanks to our magical cleaning fairies.

With our lease never expiring, you’ll never have to deal with the stress of living with your sister again. Say goodbye to financial woes and hello to a world where you can thrive without the burden of taking care of someone else. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

Adventures, BIZARRE, DreamCraft, dreams, Ethereal, FANTASY, hallucination, imagination, Inexplicable, Metaphysical, Mind, Mysterious, odd, OTHERWORLDLY, peculiar, Perception, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, vision, Wacky, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Alien Abductions:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	620686
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Zombie Dances:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

MineCraftyExecutionz2024

Amnesty International, Capital Punishment, civil liberties, controversial issues, crime, death penalty, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran news, judicial system, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, MineCraftyExecutionz2024, Political unrest, punishment, united nations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Towns Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we execute over 300 mobs in the first seven minutes of playing, 49 in July alone! It’s a massacre of fun and chaos, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else! Join now for a killer time!