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20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

absorbed, Absorption, animal testing, bloodstream, Body, cell-penetrating peptide, Development, diabetes treatment, DROPS, efficiency, Innovative, insulin delivery, insulin injections, InsulinDropsMC, medical breakthrough, Mice, needles, non-invasive, oral insulin drops, Potential, researchers, Safe, under the tongue

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

bedroom betrayal, bedroom secrets, Celebrity Gossip, cheating rumors, controversial rumors, extramarital affair, Fcker, forbidden romance, household staff scandal, illicit relationship, Infidelity, juicy gossip, Maid, maid affair, maid scandal, Minecraft, Nah, salacious rumors, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, secret affair, sex scandal, smp, sordid affair, tabloid speculation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	172	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6639	Potions Brewed:	195
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!