Absorb – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ChaosCraft: War & Survival

Absorb, Alliance, Battleground, Chaos, Conquer, Custom Features, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Factions, lifesteal smp, power, Raid, Realm, strategy, strength, Strongest, Survival, Tournaments, War
ChaosCraft

Welcome to ChaosCraft, where only the strongest survive! Battle through the Factions battleground, form alliances, and dominate your enemies! In our Lifesteal SMP, every kill makes you stronger – steal hearts and rise to power!

What We Offer:
Enter the battlefield. Embrace the chaos. Are you ready?
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20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

20+ million, Absorb, absorbed, assimilation, assimilation vs diversity., border control, Central Americans, controversial statement, cultural diversity, demographics, immigration, integration, Mexicans, Migration, MILLION, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, opinion, Politics, Population, smp, societal impact, south americans

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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TreeMethaneAbsorb Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Absorb, carbon, climate change, conservation, dioxide, ecology, Emissions, Environment, findings, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, Minecraft, Nature, Report, research, Science, scientists, Server, study, TreeMethaneAbsorb, Trees

so, like, u know how trees give us oxygen and stuff? well, turns out they also suck up methane, like, the fart gas. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save the planet by planting trees and, like, fighting off the evil methane monsters. trust me, it’s a gas! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. so, like, join now and let’s save the world one tree at a time, bro!

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UnderstandCraft Minecraft Server

Absorb, apprehend, assimilate, comprehend fully, digest, discern, Fathom, figure out, get the hang of, get to the bottom of, Grasp, interpret, know, learn, Long tail tags: comprehension, make sense of, Master, Minecraft, perceive, realize, see the light, Server, understand, Understand>Understand, UnderstandCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance the Macarena, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden disco party at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of funky turtles!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

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Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

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Pixelated Pooptopia

animated series, Anime, Competition, Drama, FANTASY, figure skating, ice skating, japanese animation, LGBTQ, love story, Oblivion Battery, pixelated, Pooptopia, relationships, romance, sports, Supernatural, Victor Nikiforov, Yuri Katsuki, Yuri on Ice, Yuri Plisetsky

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Christ is KingCraft

1. Christ, 10. Grace, 11. Love, 12. Redemption, 13. Cross, 14. Resurrection, 15. Spirituality, 16. Eternal Life, 17. Worship, 18. Divine, 19. Holy, 2. Ki, 20. Blessings., 3. Christianity, 4. Faith, 5. religion, 6. Belief, 7. Savior, 8. Messiah, 9. Salvation, Christ, KingCraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

Boys, chapter 3, comedy, Danshi koukousei, Gal Gohan, Gender Identity, gender swap, gender transformation, Gender-Bender, Gyaru, GyaruCraft, HIGH, high school boy, high school life, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marii Taiyou, raws, romance, School, school life, Shoujo, Wild

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

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SassyCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

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Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!

27 year old, age, aging, aging gracefully, almost 30, approaching 30s, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday countdown, Crafty, death sentence, denmark, farts, getting closer, getting older, getting wiser, growing older, Life Changes, life events, milestone, number, turning 27, two months away, upcoming birthday

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ChuubaCraft: Where karaoke starts fashionably late!

3D Lives, Binge, ChuubaCraft, Chuubas, digital content, fan community, Fashionably, idol culture, Karaoke, Late, late night, Livestream, missed out, online entertainment, online events, otaku lifestyle, starts.., streaming culture, virtual concert, Virtual idol, virtual performance, virtual reality, Vodka, weekend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with the most EPIC karaoke and 3D Live performances in the virtual world!

Forget about missing out on your favorite chuubas’ streams because on our server, you can join in on the fun anytime you want. And the best part? You can do it all while getting drunk on virtual vodka!

So come join us and let’s get WASTED together while watching some INSANE karaoke performances that will blow your mind!

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Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

affordable, banned cartoon, bow, brainwashed, brainwashed about China, CCP, Chinacraft, Chinese restaurant, chongqing, Cities, Corruption, CREEPERS, culture, decent meal, family, Food, genshin, Great, Infrastructure, lowkey want to move to China, medical care, panda express, raise a family, Wall, winnie the pooh

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

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