Absorb MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChaosCraft: War & Survival

ChaosCraft

Welcome to ChaosCraft, where only the strongest survive! Battle through the Factions battleground, form alliances, and dominate your enemies! In our Lifesteal SMP, every kill makes you stronger – steal hearts and rise to power!

What We Offer:

Factions – Build, raid, and conquer in a war-torn land!
Lifesteal SMP – Defeat enemies & absorb their strength!
Events & Tournaments – Compete for epic rewards!
Custom Features – Unique gameplay twists & balanced economy!
Chaos & Strategy – Will you rule… or be forgotten?

Enter the battlefield. Embrace the chaos. Are you ready?

chaoscraft.minecraftjoin.xyz:25739

20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

Multiculturalism, opinion, smp, absorbed, immigration

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

TreeMethaneAbsorb Minecraft Server

Server, Report, dioxide, #sustainability, Science

so, like, u know how trees give us oxygen and stuff? well, turns out they also suck up methane, like, the fart gas. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save the planet by planting trees and, like, fighting off the evil methane monsters. trust me, it’s a gas! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. so, like, join now and let’s save the world one tree at a time, bro!

UnderstandCraft Minecraft Server

get to the bottom of, Minecraft, understand, Understand>Understand, get the hang of

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance the Macarena, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden disco party at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of funky turtles!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

NukeCraft: Ukraine’s Spy vs. North Korea’s Aid

battlefield, Conflict, Spy, spy chief, Crisis

lol u know what else presents a major problem? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than ukraine and russia combined, with north korean military aid thrown in for good measure. imagine fighting off creepers with nukes, or building a base with kim jong un himself! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

PixNet

Skyblock, Economy, Creative, Minigames, Pixelmon

Explore, Survive, Thrive! Join PixNet for an epic adventure! Explore a scaled-down Earth in our EarthSMP with Lifesteal mechanics, or test your survival skills in the competitive Stranded minigame. With diverse minigames and vibrant community events, PixNet offers endless excitement and unforgettable experiences. Be part of something extraordinary!

play.pixnet.xyz

torcraft.org

PvE, torcraft, Ip:, commands, Doxxing

torcraft.org is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed. The map will never be reset and there is no queue. – IP: torcraft.org – Server version: 1.20.6 – Hosted in Europe – Commands: use /help to find out. – Website: https://torcraft.org/ – Discord permanent invite: https://discord.torcraft.org/

torcraft.org

💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

Absolutely, Farms, Seed, Transparent, Community

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY
Age Requirement	15+
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Community	Transparent and welcoming
Features	Unique datapacks, regularly planned events, Discord-based application process, and more

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

To join, you need to apply through our Discord server by following the link provided on our website. Our application process is strict yet reasonable, and you can expect a response within a week.

2. What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP server suited for?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players who are especially talented in building, redstone, farms, etc. If you enjoy a more challenging and collaborative gameplay experience, this server is perfect for you.

3. What features can I expect by joining the Perfectum SMP?

Some features include a dedicated team of moderators, a server seed with stunning landscapes, a Discord-based application process, a suggestion channel for community input, unique datapacks, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration for a detailed server map, and more.

4. Is the Perfectum SMP community friendly and inclusive?

Yes, we strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard. Our moderators ensure a seamless gaming experience and promote a positive environment for all members.

If you have any other questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us through our Discord server or website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Perfectum SMP community!

Ara Ara~ Minecraft Server

feminine, Ufufu, Minecraft, Anime, SWEET

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the sky’s the limit – literally! Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where you can build your own floating castle and soar through the clouds like a majestic eagle.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly mobs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether down there, but only the bravest players dare to explore its depths.

Oh, and did we mention the talking animals? That’s right, our server is home to a magical forest where the animals can talk and even give you quests to complete. Who knew that pigs were such great conversationalists?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall off the edge of the island – we don’t have insurance for that!

GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming

dramaniggers, translated story, major event, Story summary, bugmen

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!

And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!