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  • NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

    NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

    But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

    No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

    2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

    4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

    Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

    Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

    💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Perfectum SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY
    Age Requirement 15+
    Plugins Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
    Community Transparent and welcoming
    Features Unique datapacks, regularly planned events, Discord-based application process, and more

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

    To join, you need to apply through our Discord server by following the link provided on our website. Our application process is strict yet reasonable, and you can expect a response within a week.

    2. What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP server suited for?

    This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players who are especially talented in building, redstone, farms, etc. If you enjoy a more challenging and collaborative gameplay experience, this server is perfect for you.

    3. What features can I expect by joining the Perfectum SMP?

    Some features include a dedicated team of moderators, a server seed with stunning landscapes, a Discord-based application process, a suggestion channel for community input, unique datapacks, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration for a detailed server map, and more.

    4. Is the Perfectum SMP community friendly and inclusive?

    Yes, we strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard. Our moderators ensure a seamless gaming experience and promote a positive environment for all members.

    If you have any other questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us through our Discord server or website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Perfectum SMP community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!

    Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.20.1
    Online 24/7
    Mods Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, etc (Over 70 mods). Simple Voice Chat coming soon.
    Age Range 13-25
    Whitelisted Yes
    Active Players 15
    Server Age 7 months, recent reset 3 days ago
    Location Germany, with players from Asia, Australia, and America
    Rules No Griefing/Lifesteal, focused on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims.
    Staff Nice staff members

    To join, add zariaah on discord to be given a form and get whitelisted!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

      • How do I join the server?

        Contact zariaah on discord to get whitelisted.

      • What mods are included in the server?

        The server includes mods like Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, and over 70 more. Simple Voice Chat will be added soon.

      • What are the server rules?

        No Griefing/Lifesteal, focus on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims allowed.

      • Where is the server located?

        The server is located in Germany, but has players from Asia, Australia, and America as well.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

    Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Apply here: ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
    INFORMATION TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
    SEASONS Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
    Why should you join us?
      • Servers hosted in North America
      • Discord to Minecraft chat
      • Simple Voice Chat integration
      • Suggestion forums, available to all members
      • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
      • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
      • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
      • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
      • 350 server members, and 550 members in total
      • …we also have a Pokemon channel :3
    MINI SEASONS To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.
    DISCORD Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
    If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

    FAQ

    How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

    What is the theme of Season 12?

    Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

    Are there any rules in the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

    Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

    Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ben’s Bored Minecraft Server

    Ben’s Bored Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some chaos and mayhem to spice up your gameplay? Look no further than our server, where Ben is on a mission to make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and non-stop laughter as Ben tries to outwit Gwen at every turn. Who will come out on top in this hilarious showdown? Join now to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PokeClash: Where Cobblestones and Pokemon collide, because why not? Absolutely No Pay2Win 🙂

    PokeClash: Where Cobblestones and Pokemon collide, because why not? Absolutely No Pay2Win :)

    New Minecraft Servers

    PokeClash Minecraft Server

    IP cobble.pokeclash.com
    Cobblemon Version 1.4.1 Fabric

    Features:

      • Non-PTW
      • Dex Ranks
      • Custom terrain gen
      • Rotating Cobblemon Competitions
      • Cobblemon Community Tasks
      • Skills
      • Catch Combos
      • Mega Evos
      • Mega Raids
      • Outbreaks
      • Shopkeepers
      • Land Claiming and Homes
      • PokeDex rewards
      • Pokehunts
      • PokeBuilder
      • PokeBingo
      • Daycare
      • GTS
      • Fakemon Spawns
      • Legendary Spawns
      • WonderTrade
      • Pokemon Trading
      • Pokemon Fishing
      • Keep Inventory
      • Cosmetics
      • Player Warps and Player Chest Shops
      • New Resource World every week
      • Custom textures and blocks
      • Pokemon & vanilla mob spawns
      • Custom Starters

    Server Links & Info:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

    Mod Packs:

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server is non-PTW.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are various custom features like Dex Ranks, Mega Evos, and more.
    How often are new Resource Worlds created? New Resource Worlds are planned every week.
    Can I trade with other players on the server? Yes, there is a GTS and Pokemon Trading available.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

    Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP straightup.minecraft.best
    New Discord https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
    Old Discord https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

    Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no rules, commands, land claims, map resets, or anything lame and obtrusive. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!

    server image

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist to join the server? No, there is no whitelist, anyone can join.
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules, it is an anarchy server.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.
    Is there any map resets? No, there are no map resets on this server.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have an official Discord server for the community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP