NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

No More Anonymous Minecraft SMP

About.., Absolutely, ANONYMOUS, apparent, clear, Conspicuous, disclosed, evident, hidden, Identity, known, Minecraft, Nothing, obvious, Revealed, secrecy, smp, this.., Transparent, undisguised, unmasked, unmistakable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. They may spit at you, but they also know how to throw the best parties in town.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with diamond armor and a taste for chaos. You never know when he’ll show up and wreak havoc on your builds.

4. We have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are always looking for new players to haunt. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust me, there is absolutely nothing anonymous about this server.

Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, aggravated, ANNOYED, Disgruntled, done, exasperated, exhausted, fed up, finished, Frustrated, I’M, irritated, Minecraft, over it, perturbed, sick, sick of, smp, tired, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

💎 The Absolutely Averagum SMP: Not-so-Perfectum Edition

Absolutely, Adventure, application, authentic, Averagum, building, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Events, Farms, INCLUSIVE, integration, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Moderators, NotsoPerfectum, Redstone, Seed, Skilled, smp, Survival, Transparent

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, APPLICATION-ONLY
Age Requirement	15+
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Community	Transparent and welcoming
Features	Unique datapacks, regularly planned events, Discord-based application process, and more

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

To join, you need to apply through our Discord server by following the link provided on our website. Our application process is strict yet reasonable, and you can expect a response within a week.

2. What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP server suited for?

This server is meant for skilled and unique Minecraft players who are especially talented in building, redstone, farms, etc. If you enjoy a more challenging and collaborative gameplay experience, this server is perfect for you.

3. What features can I expect by joining the Perfectum SMP?

Some features include a dedicated team of moderators, a server seed with stunning landscapes, a Discord-based application process, a suggestion channel for community input, unique datapacks, regularly planned events, BlueMap integration for a detailed server map, and more.

4. Is the Perfectum SMP community friendly and inclusive?

Yes, we strive to create a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard. Our moderators ensure a seamless gaming experience and promote a positive environment for all members.

If you have any other questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us through our Discord server or website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Perfectum SMP community!

Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!

12yearold, Absolutely, Active, AGES, Boring, Chill, Create, Discord, form, Griefing, handle, ice and fire, Land Claims, location, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Origins, OTBWG, Reset, Server, smp, Staff, Stellarity, Unmodded, Unwhitelisted, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Towns Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1
Online	24/7
Mods	Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, etc (Over 70 mods). Simple Voice Chat coming soon.
Age Range	13-25
Whitelisted	Yes
Active Players	15
Server Age	7 months, recent reset 3 days ago
Location	Germany, with players from Asia, Australia, and America
Rules	No Griefing/Lifesteal, focused on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims.
Staff	Nice staff members

To join, add zariaah on discord to be given a form and get whitelisted!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Contact zariaah on discord to get whitelisted.
What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods like Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, and over 70 more. Simple Voice Chat will be added soon.
What are the server rules?

No Griefing/Lifesteal, focus on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims allowed.
Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany, but has players from Asia, Australia, and America as well.

Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Absolutely, Anti-Xray plugins, apply, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Images, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon channel, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Shady, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Themes, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	134	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~

INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
350 server members, and 550 members in total
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.

DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons;	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

What is the theme of Season 12?

Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

Ben’s Bored Minecraft Server

Absolutely, absolutely miserable, BEN, Ben decides, Bens, bored, bored and with nothing to do, decides, gwen, long tail, make, Minecraft, Miserable, nothing to do, Server, Summer, summer together, summer together with him, tags, together

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some chaos and mayhem to spice up your gameplay? Look no further than our server, where Ben is on a mission to make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and non-stop laughter as Ben tries to outwit Gwen at every turn. Who will come out on top in this hilarious showdown? Join now to find out!

PokeClash: Where Cobblestones and Pokemon collide, because why not? Absolutely No Pay2Win 🙂

Absolutely, Catch Combos, Cobblemon, Cobblestones, collide, Community Tasks, Custom Plugins, Custom terrain gen, daycare, Homes, Land claiming, Mega Evos, Mega Raids, Modded, Monthly rewards, Outbreaks, Pay2Win, PokeBingo, Pokebuilder, PokeClash, PokeDex rewards, Pokehunts, pokemon, Rotating competitions, Shopkeepers, Skills

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	574	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

PokeClash Minecraft Server

IP	cobble.pokeclash.com
Cobblemon Version	1.4.1 Fabric

Features:

Non-PTW
Dex Ranks
Custom terrain gen
Rotating Cobblemon Competitions
Cobblemon Community Tasks
Skills
Catch Combos
Mega Evos
Mega Raids
Outbreaks
Shopkeepers
Land Claiming and Homes
PokeDex rewards
Pokehunts
PokeBuilder
PokeBingo
Daycare
GTS
Fakemon Spawns
Legendary Spawns
WonderTrade
Pokemon Trading
Pokemon Fishing
Keep Inventory
Cosmetics
Player Warps and Player Chest Shops
New Resource World every week
Custom textures and blocks
Pokemon & vanilla mob spawns
Custom Starters

Server Links & Info:

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclash

Mod Packs:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is non-PTW.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are various custom features like Dex Ranks, Mega Evos, and more.
How often are new Resource Worlds created?	New Resource Worlds are planned every week.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a GTS and Pokemon Trading available.

Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

5 years, Absolutely, Active, Anarchy, chaotic, commands, Community, Discord, Experience, growth, Land Claims, madness, Map resets, Minecraft, Official, Old, Party, Player Base, preview, rules, Server, Survival, v1.20.4, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Magic Items Found:	2349
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no rules, commands, land claims, map resets, or anything lame and obtrusive. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist, anyone can join.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules, it is an anarchy server.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.
Is there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on this server.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have an official Discord server for the community.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Star Shards Collected:	246

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

cherished, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood treasures, classic, games, long lost, missing, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school, pastimes, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental objects, smp, Toys, Traditional, vintage, wishful

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7301	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

BIZARRE, deep sleep, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamCrafters, Edition, imagination, lucid dreaming, Mind, Nightmare, odd, Psychological, remember, Sleep, strange experiences, strangest dream, subconscious, surreal, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrences, vivid

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

2020 shortage, Controversial Decision, covert operation, covid tests, covid-19 testing, diplomatic relations, global health crisis, government actions, international relations, leadership decisions, new book, pandemic response, political intrigue, political scandal, presidential actions, public health crisis, putin, PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun, secret shipment, trump, world leaders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

Discord, mbg, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1692	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

Remember This Minecraft SMP

Childhood, Familiar, flashback, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old times, past, Recollection, remember, remember when, reminiscent, Reminiscing, smp, Throwback

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Emeralds Found:	5600

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

SisCraft2021

aita, Boyfriend, compromise, Confrontation, couples therapy, Decision making, difficult situation, Disrespect, Eviction, Fairness, living together, red flags, reddit, relationship, relationship outcome, residency, SisCraft2021, Ultimatum, unbiased mindset, younger sister

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5908	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

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