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The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8052	Epic Quests Completed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

5D Praise, 1D Shade

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1930

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

Crafting with Herpes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Villages Defended:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is LIT AF! like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, soooooo much fun and stuff. like, did u know dat herpes infections take a major economic toll globally? like, WHOA. but don’t worry, on dis server, u can forget all about dat cuz we got creeper explosions and diamond swords and stuff.

join dis server cuz we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. u can build ur own castle and ride a dragon into battle. like, WHO WOULDN’T WANNA DO DAT?! plus, we got free pizza every Friday and a secret underground disco party every Saturday. it’s gonna be soooooo epic, u won’t even believe it.

so come join us on dis minecraft server and let’s have a blast together. herpes infections ain’t got nothin’ on us! let’s build, fight, and dance our way to victory! YOLO, amirite?!

RP SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

The owner of the server “RP SERVER” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

49.12.168.17:27438

ZephCraft – Family Friendly Community SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mines Excavated:	4161
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3086	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

ZephCraft is a Friendly Community SMP built with love in Canada.

play.zephcraft.com to join the server

RedZephon hosts this server for his friends and family, but you’re invited to join us too! It’s often quiet, but sometimes a few of us are online. Join the discord to schedule a time to meetup and play.

Since the server is self-hosted, there’s no worry about a Minecraft host shutting down randomly, or the bills going unpaid. The server plans to stay up perpetually even if there are no players actively online.

play.zephcraft.com

Welcome to CubeCadia, where even the square trees can’t stop us from having fun! Join our no-reset, crossplay SMP adventure today! 🍃

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	94
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ores Mined:	8875
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1436	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview:

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered:

Dungeons
Player Warps / Shops
Custom Items
Custom Fishing
Custom Farming
Custom Mining
Rewards
Daily Bosses
Quests
Jobs
Cross Play

Links:

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

IP: play.cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.19 – 1.20.6

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is the server currently supporting version 1.20.6?

Yes, the server supports version 1.20.6.

What unique features does the server offer?

The server offers custom plugins, dungeons, player warps/shops, custom items, custom fishing, custom farming, custom mining, rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “play.cubecadia.net” and Bedrock Port “19132” in your Minecraft client.

ForcedFun Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never be bored with us around.

And hey, who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places… like a girl’s throat hole? Just kidding! But seriously, come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Votes:	6348	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!