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The Absolute State Of This Card Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7902
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6582
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the absolute madness that is our world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally spawned a herd of exploding llamas in the middle of someone’s base. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon? Yeah, things got pretty heated (literally).

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the absolute state of this card for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in our world, anything is possible.

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Medieval Labe: Where knights mine, peasants colonize, and the economy is as mysterious as the whitelist.

Aether, Colonize, Colony, Currency, Curseforge, Discord, Economy, Knights, Labe, Medieval, Modded, Mysterious, Patreon, Peasants, Shop, Twillight, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5245	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

MedievalLand Minecraft Server

Server Type	Medieval themed
Modpack	Curseforge
Mods	Mainly Minecolonies
Features	– In-game currency and player shops– Cooperation or wars between colonies– Aether and Twillight battles
Whitelist	Required
Minecraft Version	1.20.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I get whitelisted on the server?

You need a Patreon account and join our Patreon to get whitelisted.

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

Mainly Minecolonies, but there are other mods as well for enhanced gameplay.

3. Can I create my own shop in the game?

Yes, every player is allowed to create their own shop using the in-game currency system.

4. How can I cooperate or declare war with other colonies?

You can communicate with other players through Discord and coordinate your actions in the game.

5. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact and get updates about the server.

seichi.click network VS Hypixel

Earthbending, earthcarving, earthsculpting, geocrafting, geomorphing, groundcrafting, groundsculpture, landformulation, landscapecraft, LANDSCAPING, landshaping, realmcrafting, soilsculpting, Survival, Terraforming, terraformulation, terraindesign, terrainmastery, terrainmorphing, terratwisting, topographytinkering

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6619	Farms Harvested:	554
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Attribute	Hypixel	Seichi.click network
Playerbase	One of the largest Minecraft server playerbases	Smaller playerbase compared to Hypixel
Game Modes	Wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more	Focus on land conditioning for building and land conditioning
Customization	Extensive customizations and cosmetic options	Unique land conditioning features
Community	Active and diverse community	Community focused on land conditioning activities

FAQ:

Q: Which server has a larger playerbase?	A: Hypixel has one of the largest Minecraft server playerbases.
Q: What types of game modes can I expect on each server?	A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, Skyblock, and more, while seichi.click network focuses on land conditioning for building and land conditioning.
Q: Are there any unique features on seichi.click network?	A: Yes, seichi.click network offers unique land conditioning features not found on other servers.
Q: Which server has a more active community?	A: Hypixel has an active and diverse community, while the seichi.click network community is focused on land conditioning activities.

ChopstickCraft: Where everyone is clearly Chinese

Bigotry, Chinese, ChopstickCraft, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, eastern race, ethnicity, Hostile, Identity, ignorance, intolerance, Multiculturalism, prejudice, race relations, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, vindictive, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama never ends? Look no further than our server, where the players are as vindictive and hostile as they come! Join us for epic battles, betrayals, and drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Our server is like no other, with players from all over the world bringing their unique brand of chaos to the game. Whether you’re looking to start a rivalry that will last for generations or just want to see how long you can survive in a world full of backstabbing players, this is the server for you.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where no one can be trusted and alliances are constantly shifting. Just remember, on this server, revenge is a dish best served in the form of a creeper explosion!

ICP’s Minecraft Mayhem: Tier Six Figure Hell Edition

asset management, bear market, below six figures, cryptocurrency, Decision making, Edition, Figure, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, Hell, ICP, ICPs, Investment, lowest tier, market trends, market volatility, MAYHEM, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, regret, risk assessment, Sell, Six Figures, Tier, UNREALIZED, wealth management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in “lowest tier six figure hell unrealized”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from financial doom! Join us and watch your virtual riches soar to unimaginable heights as you build, mine, and craft your way to success. Who needs the stock market when you can invest in virtual blocks and diamonds? Don’t wait until you’re below six figs – join our server now and secure your spot in the digital millionaire club!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, DOMER SERVER, Duels, Egg wars, Free donation, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Potions Brewed:	104	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

viscose.mineblaze.xyz

SimpleLife SMP

Arena, Beta, boss fight, BossFights, Casino, Claims, Crates, custom enchantments, Customenchantments, donation, gambling, goals, Griefing, Keys, Loot, Openworldpvp, Progression, PvP, Pvparena, Ranks, rare loot, Server, SimpleLife SMP, Simplesurvival, smp, Survival, TOWN, Updates, Website

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome To the BEST survival server, SimpleLife SMP. This server includes the best survival experience. If you want a server that offers a lot of progression-seeking goals this server has the best ranking systemcfor you to hit these goals. You can earn $200 ranks by just playing on the server. See all ranks with /ranks, and use /rankup to rankup when goals are reached. We have exclusive custom enchantments on top of a boss fight every 2 hours to test your enchantments out. Although we are against griefing there is still open world PvP. This means you can kill whoever you want outside of their protected towns/claims. If you struggle to find anyone roaming DONT worry /warp pvp to fight in our super viby arena. The arena will spawn crates every 2 hours and you can find RARE loot inside these crates. Enjoy your stay at SimpleLiffe and remember we are in BETA so prepare for updates constantly and more content to be added! Please don’t hesitate to donate to our server by purchasing ranks and keys in our website!

SimpleLifeSMP.mc.gg

Crafty Culver City Chicks – Minecraft Madness

California, chicks, city, city life, Community, Crafty, Culver, culver city, Dining, Diversity, Entertainment, female empowerment, local businesses, Los Angeles, madness, Mid City, Minecraft, multicultural, networking, nightlife, shopping, socializing, southern california, urban living, West LA, West Los Angeles, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	238	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women of West Los Angeles, Mid City, and Culver City reign supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of fierce and fabulous women who have built an empire in the virtual world. They have created the most epic builds, conquered the toughest mobs, and organized the most epic virtual parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground bunker on the server where the women gather to plot world domination. Will you be brave enough to join them and become part of their elite squad?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world. It is said to be guarded by a dragon so fierce that only the bravest of players can defeat it and claim the riches for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic girl gang in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bingo Bongo Craft: Where Spingy Dingy Adventures Await! LOL

Adventures, Await, Bingo, bingo bongo, Bongo, Community, Craft, Dingy, hidden, little., lol, mountain town, Off the beaten path, Peaceful, picturesque, quaint, Quiet, quirky, remote, Serene, Show, Small, Spingy, spingy dingy, strange, thank god, Tranquil, Unique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	11917	Buildings Constructed:	47
Mines Excavated:	1823	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3323
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the mountains are as springy as a trampoline on steroids and the towns are filled with bingo-playing bongos! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the mountains lies a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. But be warned, the cave is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our townsfolk are known for their outrageous fashion sense. From wearing socks on their hands to hats made out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the crazy outfits you’ll see wandering the streets.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the giant chicken’s dance moves). See you in the springy dingy bingo bongo mountain town!

FoundersMC VS Hypixel

Activecommunity, Adventure, bossbattles, Challenging, CommunityMarket, Competitiveplay, Cooperative, CreativeBuilding, CustomEconomy, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, FreeCrates, MCMMO, PlayerRanks, PlayerRewards, Playershops, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, ServerEvents, Survival, UniqueFeatures

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Hypixel	FoundersMC
Massive player base	Friendly environment
Feature-packed game modes	Effort-based leveling
Premium ranks and cosmetics	Free crates and ranks
Constant updates and events	Custom items, tags, and mobs
Pay-to-win elements	Play-to-win gameplay

Overall, Hypixel is a larger server with more game modes and features, but it comes with pay-to-win elements. On the other hand, FoundersMC offers a friendly environment, effort-based leveling, and free crates and ranks, making it a more fair gameplay experience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel Answer	FoundersMC Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	Yes, there are premium ranks and cosmetics available for purchase.	No, the server is play-to-win and not pay-to-win.
What kind of gameplay experience can I expect?	Feature-packed game modes with constant updates and events.	Friendly environment, effort-based leveling, and custom items, tags, and mobs.
Are there free crates and ranks available?	No, premium ranks and crates are available for purchase.	Yes, there are free crates and ranks available on the server.
How large is the player base?	Hypixel has a massive player base.	FoundersMC offers a friendly environment with a smaller player base.

Man-Free Minecraft Madness

Behavior, equality, femcels, feminism, gender, gender dynamics, Incels, International, madness, ManFree, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, relationships, societal change, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, societal progress, societal transformation, society, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with toxic masculinity in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where all the players are magically transformed into perfect gentlemen! No more mansplaining or catcalling here, just wholesome and respectful interactions. Join us and witness a world where femcels reign supreme and society is saved from the clutches of bad behavior. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of feminist dragons who breathe fire on anyone who dares to be disrespectful. So come on in and experience a utopia where chivalry isn’t dead, it’s just pixelated!