absolute certainty Minecraft Servers

absolute certainty Minecraft Servers

  • SureProofNoProof100%

    SureProofNoProof100%
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 2107
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

    CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 1513
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

    Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

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  • QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

    QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2289
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 78
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Chimeras Created: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!

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  • Lost in Blockville

    Lost in Blockville
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1384
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Animals Bred: 166
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5321

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

    Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

    Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

    ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4615
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

    Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

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  • Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

    Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4761
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 923 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Votes: 1098 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

    Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4186
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

    Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9523
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Animals Bred: 186 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

    But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

    Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

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  • Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

    Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 8084
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6883
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

    Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

    Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

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  • Pixelated Pooptopia

    Pixelated Pooptopia
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4768
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mines Excavated: 2135
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Christ is KingCraft

    Christ is KingCraft
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3261
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2304 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 New Chunks Explored: 801474
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Animals Bred: 128

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

    GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6702
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

    But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

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  • SassyCraft

    SassyCraft
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4354
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

    Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

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