absolute certainty Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SureProofNoProof100%

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CertifiedMinecraftSMPPlayer

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you sure that joining our Minecraft SMP will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds? Well, we can’t prove it, but we’re 100% sure it’s true! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server with their mind-controlling clucks. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner infinite luck and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking parrots who give out valuable advice on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

QuantumCraft: Where Your Word is Law

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can declare one thing as undeniably correct and watch as the laws of physics bend to your will! Want to make it so that pigs can fly? Done. Want to make it so that diamonds rain from the sky? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server where reality is just a suggestion. So come join us and watch as chaos ensues in the most hilarious ways possible!

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	4593	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Star Shards Collected:	95	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	288
Dragon Eggs Found:	7205	Buildings Constructed:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

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CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	4529	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6023
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4021
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	1481	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Enchantments Applied:	122	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Animals Bred:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!