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FrenchJihadMCServer

Charlie Hebdo attackers, extremism, French jihadist, FrenchJihadMCServer, ISLAMIC STATE, radicalization, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism laws, terrorism plot, terrorism prevention, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism suspect, terrorism trial, terrorism trial update, terrorism-related offences, trial

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

so like, u know how some people like to play Minecraft and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got crazier stuff than a French jihadist linked to Charlie Hebdo attackers, dude.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic battles and build the most insane structures. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures.

plus, our community is like, super cool. we all have each other’s backs and we’re always down for a good laugh. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a trial for terrorism-related offences.

ZelenskyyCraft: 4/14 Brigades WepzNeeded

ammunition, Armed Forces, Army, Brigades, Conflict, Defense, defense budget, eastern europe, Equipment, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Military, military capabilities, national security, SECURITY, Shortage, Ukraine, weapons, WepzNeeded, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8936
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more weapons than ukraine has brigades 😂 we got diamond swords for days and creepers running scared! our players are so OP, they make zelenskyy look like a noob 😜 join us and dominate the battlefield with our insane arsenal of weapons and gear. who needs 14 brigades when you have our crew backing you up? come join the chaos and let’s show ukraine how it’s done 💪 #minecraftforlife #weaponsfordays #zelenskyywho

Blocky Equality: No Ageing Allowed

ageing, aging, Allowed, BIAS, blocky, brain network changes, cognitive decline, discrimination, equality, health disparities, healthcare disparities, INEQUALITY, long-term effects, mental health, minority populations, neuroscience, prejudice, racism, research, Social Issues, social justice, societal impact, stress, study

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Farms Harvested:	563	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

come join our minecraft server where we have NO RACISM and NO DISCRIMINATION because we all about that brain network changes, ya know? we got studies and stuff that prove it! if you want to age faster then maybe this server ain’t for you, but if you want to stay young and fresh like a baby chicken then come on over! we got crazy stories about players who aged 10 years in one day because they were being racist. don’t be like them, come join us and stay young forever! oh, and did we mention we have flying pigs and talking llamas? yeah, it’s pretty wild over here. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s keep those brain networks young and spry!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9687	Magic Items Found:	7034
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Animals Bred:	86

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	196
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1442	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.