AbsolutBR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

Activist, Censorship, China, civil rights, feminism, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, METOO, MeTooChina, political activism, Prison, PrisonCraft, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

Bedroom DistanceCraft

BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Distance, DistanceCraft, family, growing up, home, House, Kids, living arrangements, noise, parenting, parents, privacy, relationships, separation, Sleep, Space, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. like, they just wanna spread love and joy, man. also, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a wild party up in here, dude.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.

plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.

so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.

CraftyMelaninJoy

anxiety, Black youth, coping mechanisms, CraftyMelaninJoy, depression, discrimination, emotional well being, Identity, internalizing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minority, Oppression, racial discrimination, racism, self esteem, social justice, societal pressures, systemic racism, Trauma

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the real world drama and dive into a blocky paradise, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that tell dad jokes! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about your real life problems.

And get this, our server is so magical that it can cure depression and anxiety just by logging in! Seriously, one time a player was feeling down, but after spending just 5 minutes on our server, they were dancing like a chicken on a hot potato!

So come on, join us and let your worries melt away in a world where anything is possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

🌟 NeonARK SMP: Where our vanilla tastes are as strong as our neon lights! 🌟

Adventure, Builds, classic, Community, Discord, DISCOVER, Events, Explore, Fun, Help, Join, lights, Maps, Minecraft, Neon, NeonARK, Players, Plugins, Prizes, Server, smp, STRONG, Support, TASTES, Twist, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magic Items Found:	1078	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Meet awesome players!
Customer Supportive	We’re here to help!
Weekly Events	Win cool in-game prizes!
	Check out amazing builds and mini maps!
Vanilla + Plugins	Classic Minecraft with a twist!

Join Our Discord: Click here!

Don’t miss the fun. See you in NeonARK SMP!

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FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by entering the server IP in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. You can find them in the server spawn area or on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain mods on the server, but they must comply with our rules. Check with a staff member before using any mods.

Q: How can I report a player for misconduct?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server. Provide evidence if possible.

Q: Are there any in-game events or competitions?

A: Yes, we regularly host events and competitions with prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Fun!

All DCs MIXER, Alt ERP, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pirates and Treasure Planet, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Simpsons Marathon, Twin Peaks, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! We’ve got Dragon Quest collabs, Moogle Treasure Troves, and even a Yo-kai Watch event that’s running until version 7.0 (yes, you read that right, 7.0!).

But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are so epic, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a mere skirmish. Join us for PvP Series 5 and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From live letter meetups to Mario Party Salty Bets, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, we’ve got a special event called Alt ERP that will make your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on your preferences).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, come, devil fruit, Grand Line, joyboy, Manga, Marineford War, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, nakama, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Red Hair Pirates, Revolutionary Army, Server, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure, World Government

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because JOYBOY is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and groovy zombies. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a crown made of emeralds!

So why wait? Join JOYBOY today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the mythical land of Nyan Catia, where rainbows and Pop-Tarts reign supreme.

EntitledCraft Minecraft Server

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, Dating History, EntitledCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Minecraft, parenting decisions, relationship advice, revolving door relationships, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step-parenting, stepfamily issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my sister’s dating life? Look no further! Our server is like a revolving door of fun, with unexpected twists and turns at every corner.

Join us and experience the thrill of moving in with someone after only 2.5 months of dating, just like my sister did with her husband! Who needs stability when you can have constant excitement?

And don’t worry about family drama – we’ve got plenty of that too! Meet new siblings who may or may not want to be a part of your virtual family. Will they block you like my sister’s kids did to their stepdad? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where entitlement runs rampant and boundaries are a thing of the past. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world!

VacayCraft: GF Broke, My Break!

airfare, Break, BROKE, Budget, caribbean, Communication, compromise, credit card debt, DEBT, Decision making, disagreement, finances, financial contribution, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, International trip, lodging, milestone birthday, milestone celebration, relationship, travel, vacation, VacayCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Animals Bred:	139
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in celebrating milestones in the most epic way possible! Join us if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and embark on a virtual adventure like no other.

Picture this: you, a fearless warrior, setting off on a journey to conquer the pixelated world, all while dodging creepers and building your dream castle. But wait, there’s a twist! Your in-game girlfriend is demanding a trip to Vegas, but you have your sights set on an international escapade. Will you choose love or your bucket list?

With our server, you can experience the drama and excitement of planning a virtual vacation with your pixelated partner, all while navigating financial dilemmas and relationship woes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

So come join us and let’s make your 40th birthday celebration one for the virtual history books! Who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft server full of outrageous adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous spirit, audacious feats, bold decisions, craziest thing, crazy adventures, crazycraft, daredevil stunts, extreme activities, heart-pounding adventures, impulsive actions, insane challenges, living on the edge, Minecraft, outrageous antics, pushing boundaries, reckless behavior, risky behavior, Server, Taking Risks, thrilling moments, wild escapades, wild experiences

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! We’ve got more explosions, more ridiculous creations, and more chaos than you can handle. Join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to a whole new level of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of heights, lava, or having too much fun)!

BlockyBedBizarre

adventurous, Bed.., BlockyBedBizarre, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, FANTASY, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, Kinky, relationships, role-play, sexual exploration, STRANGEST, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your last Tinder date? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and insanity, just without the motion sickness (unless you’re playing in VR, then good luck).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race, don’t question it).

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions (watch out for the zombie unicorns), and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).