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Mystic Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Anime, azuma, Character development, Choujin X, Cliffhanger, December 27th, episode 59, FRIDAY, japanese, Manga, manga artist, Mystery, mystic, plot twist, Realm, sui ishida, Superhuman, Supernatural powers, Thriller, True Identity, update announcement, webcomic

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a crazy episode of “超人X” but in blocky pixel form. Join us tomorrow at 12 noon for the wildest update yet. Discover your “true identity” in a world where you’re not human, but a blocky adventurer ready for anything. Don’t be a square, join us and unleash your inner superhuman!

Ethereally Captivating Minecraft SMP God

Admiration, androgynous, beauty standards, Captivating, deserving, elven-like, ethereal beauty, Ethereally, FANTASY, Femininity, Flaw, Gender Fluidity, GOD, god complex, idealization, Insecurity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Perfection, pretty boys, Renowned, self loathing, self worth, smp, Worship

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Votes:	287
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where pretty boys reign supreme and ugly men like myself bow down to their ethereal beauty. Join us on this server where every player is transformed into an androgynous elven-like being, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a stunning creature of perfection?

But beware, the competition for the title of the prettiest boy on the server is fierce. Rumor has it that the current reigning pretty boy has hair so shiny it blinds other players, and a smile so dazzling it causes lag spikes for those who dare to look directly at it.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where beauty is everything and ugliness is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary pretty boy of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it. Just remember to bring your best contouring skills and your shiniest hair products, because in this world, only the prettiest survive.

QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	1838
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	575	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	432
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6662	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8825	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈