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CraftyVaxRevolution

anti-HIV, antiviral, Breakthrough, clinical trials, controlled test, CraftyVaxRevolution, deadly virus, Healthcare, HIV prevention, immune system, Injection, Lenacapavir, Medical research, NEJM, public health, Results, revolutionise, total protection, Treatment, vaccine-like, virus prevention

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	1344	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Potions Brewed:	133	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!

dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?

so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

OryzonMC

FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9342	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	7568
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!

23.159.176.125:26542

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	8185
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!

But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Votes:	4214	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	68	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, memorable pickup lines, Minecraft, PickaxePickupLines, pickup line, pickup line advice, pickup line conversation starters, pickup line examples, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line stories, pickup line success, pickup line tips, romance, smooth pickup lines, smp, witty pickup lines

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

culinary fatigue, culinary repetition, dislike, food aversion, food boredom, food burnout, food excess, food exhaustion, food monotony, food overconsumption, food overindulgence, food regret, food repetition, food saturation, food weariness, FoodComaCraft, overeating, overindulgence, palate fatigue

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	6411
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

activism, Allowed, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights movement, animal welfare, Ban, bill, BullBanCraft, bullfighting, colombia, Cruelty, cultural practices, Entertainment, ethical issues, legislation, president, PROTESTS, public opinion, south america, tradition

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	337
Dimension Hops:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	6098	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ChemicalCraft: Mirror Universe

alternate dimensions, Alternate Reality, chemical formula, ChemicalCraft, cosmic mysteries, Exploration, infinite possibilities, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, MIRROR, Mirrors, Multiverse, parallel universe, Quantum Mechanics, reality bending, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Universe

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

come join our minecraft server where we have cracked the code to view other universes through mirrors!! 😱🌌

imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎

so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑