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StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	3136
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Alien Abductions:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	8972
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	New Chunks Explored:	771268
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	667769
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Void Armor Forged:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!