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AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

absentminded, Autopilot, awkward, blunder, EMBARRASSING, Fails, forgetful, funny, Humiliation, Inattentive, Mindless behavior, Minecraft, mistake, mortifying, Oops, Red-faced, regretful, Regrettable, self-conscious, Server, social faux pas, unconscious actions, Unintentional

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus while daydreaming about building a giant cheeseburger in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we embrace all levels of autopilot fails and turn them into hilarious moments! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual chaos and create unforgettable memories like accidentally riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

DadCraft: NoForgivenessZone

abandonment, caretaking, childhood trauma, DadCraft, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, forgiveness vs. accountability, long-term effects, neglect, neglectful parent, NoForgivenessZone, Parental Responsibility, personal boundaries, Resentment, self-care, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your deadbeat dad? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to think about those pesky phone calls from your absentee father.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can escape from all the drama and family pressure. Who needs a dad when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to battle?

Don’t worry about forgiveness and family obligations here. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever. Plus, we have a strict “no dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips.

So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a whole community of gamers to play with? Let’s build, battle, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

BlockyDramaFreeZone

10. Trivial matters, 11. Overblown, 12. Insignificant, 13. Unfazed, 14. Calm attitude, 15. Easygoing, 16. Chill, 17. Laid-back, 18. Relaxed, 19. Unperturbed, 2. Minor issues, 20. Nonplussed., 3. Unimportant, 4. Stress, 5. Drama, 6. Exaggeration, 7. Indifference, 8. Nonchalant, 9. Unconcerned, BlockyDramaFreeZone, overreacting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3894	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat! Our server is so insane, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamond-encrusted bacon, and a petting zoo filled with mini zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

CraftyAutismReversal Minecraft Server

autism, autism intervention, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism therapy, Autism treatment, behavioral therapy, cognitive development., communication skills, CraftyAutismReversal, developmental disorders, early intervention, groundbreaking study, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroplasticity, sensory processing, Server, severe autism, Social Skills, special education, speech therapy, study suggests

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

hey u, ya u, do u want to reverse ur severe autism??? well do i have the server for u!!! join our minecraft server and watch as ur autism magically disappears!!! it’s like a miracle but in block form!!! come join us and be cured of ur autism while building epic creations and battling creepers!!! trust me, it works, i used to be a potato but now i’m a fully functioning human bean thanks to this server!!! so what are u waiting for??? join now and say goodbye to ur autism forever!!!

HouthisBewareMC

airstrikes, Attacks, Conflict, defense forces, defense operations, escalation, foreign policy, Houthi targets, Houthis, HouthisBewareMC, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, military strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, violence, War, Yemen

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchantments Applied:	54
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server, it’s like the wild wild west but with blocks. we got crazy stuff happenin like pigs flyin and creepers dancin. our mods are like wizards, they can make ur wildest dreams come true. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went to the moon, true story. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes u invincible. so come on down and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even pigs flyin.

PixelPanic: Where Feelings Trump Facts

belief system, cognitive bias, commonality, confirmation bias, critical thinking, echo chamber, emotional reasoning, emotions, extremism, facts, feeling, feelings, frustrating, idea.., ideological extremists, internet, online behavior, online discourse, PixelPanic, polarization, rationality, Subscribed, thinking, trump

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	5

join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the internet! come build and explore with us in a world where the only ideology is FUN!

we have unicorns that fart rainbows, talking chickens that give out diamonds, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties!

if you’re tired of dealing with internet trolls and keyboard warriors, come join us where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a minecraft adventure like no other! because on our server, the only extremism you’ll find is EXTREME FUN!

Owl Realms [1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock]

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Claims, Community, community-driven, Creative, Exploration, Features, Growing, innovation, java, Land, Markets, Newcomer, Parkour, PvP, Renowned, Seasoned, Survival, Trading, tradition, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Owl Realms, a server that started way back in 2021 and continues to provide a renowned Survival experience with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! We’re not just a server; but a community-driven haven for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Survival experience. We are looking to grow our community!

⚔️ Improved Survival: Come and experience our next level survival gameplay. We’ve created a space where creative players and those familiar challenges of survival can enjoy themselves while learning the exciting new features that elevate your journey.

🌎 Vast, Beautiful World: Every single world in Owl Realms is a brand new experience, say hello to a breathtaking overworld. A nether world that aches to be explored and The End that truly feels like the end.

🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully made to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s our custom trading to our player-driven markets. There are plenty of surprises that Owl Realms offers to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to Minecraft, come join us in Owl Realm Survival today and become part of a great community that would love to have you here.

play.owlrealms.com

Can’t-ya-see I’m a Vanilla Fun Fungi Server? Join now for fun times!

armor stands, atmosphere, Cantyasee, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Fun, Fungi, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Invisible item frames, Join, land protecting, low stress, Map, mobhead drops, Plugins, Server, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Times, Towns, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, vanilla feel

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5752	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

About the Minecraft Server

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map – where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

Server Settings

Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla

What We Offer

Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
Dynamic Map – where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

Information

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	https://canopymc.net/discord
Dynmap	https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

1. What is the average player age on the server?

The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

2. When was the map reset?

The map was reset on July 13th, and there are no plans for another reset unless the community calls for it.

3. How many players are typically online at any given time?

There are typically 50 people online at any given time.

4. What kind of events does the server host?

The server hosts fun events each week ranging from UHC to brand-new games.

5. Are there any special features on the server?

Special features include a Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla setup, Dynamic Map, NEW HATS, DATAPACKS, and Community Builds.

MarketMadness Minecraft Server

anti-classists, anticapitalists, capitalism, class struggle, Competition, corporate greed, economic system, Exploitation, free market, INEQUALITY, MarketMadness, Minecraft, neoliberalism, profit motive, protest, resistance, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism, spiteful anger, subversive, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where capitalism runs rampant and the free market reigns supreme! Are you tired of those pesky anticlassists trying to bring down the system? Well, come join us and let out all your spiteful anger on them in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?

Kino’s Trophy Time Minecraft Server

achievement, athlete, celebration, Championship, dream come true, england, First Place, football, Glory, historic moment, international tournament, Kino, kinos, memorable event, Minecraft, national pride, Server, Soccer, sports, team success, Time, tournament win, Trophy, Victory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	270818
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Picture this: you, Kino, a Minecraft pro, leading England to victory in an international tournament on our server. The crowd goes wild as you hoist the trophy high above your head, your pixelated avatar beaming with pride. But wait, there’s a twist – instead of a regular trophy, it’s a giant diamond block that rains down diamonds on all the players in the server. Join us and experience the thrill of victory like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Snapcraft Minecraft Server

body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, cousin relationships, mental health, Minecraft, Professional help, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-perception, Server, snap chats, Snapcraft, social media, validation, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any body shaming like in the real world! Join us and escape the negativity of society by building your dream world block by block.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to focus on creativity and fun, without having to worry about being judged for how they look. We don’t care if you’re a pig or a unicorn, as long as you’re having a good time in our virtual world.

And hey, if you ever feel down about yourself, just remember that even the most toned players on our server still struggle with self-esteem. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your body image issues at the door. Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out!