but wait, there’s more! if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick again. that’s right, our virtual doctors will cure you with a potion of instant health whenever you start feeling under the weather. no more missing work or feeling guilty for not being at your best.
and get this, on our server, you can steal all the diamonds you want without any consequences. that’s right, no one will judge you for taking what you want. it’s a thief’s paradise, baby.
plus, if you join our server, you’ll never have to deal with annoying coworkers again. you can mute them or even ban them from the server if they start getting on your nerves. no more drama, just pure minecraft bliss.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.
On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!
Have you ever wanted to witness a drag show in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Not only will you have a blast watching our virtual queens slay the stage, but if you don’t have a fabulous time and leave wanting to vote for Kamala Harris, our admin will personally suck off and swallow up to 10 incels! That’s right, folks, we’re turning incels into drag show enthusiasts, one blowjob at a time.
So come join us on our server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just leave with a newfound love for drag queens and a whole lot more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is based pyrobased, which means that every time you light a fire, a rainbow explosion will fill the sky and unicorns will rain down from above. It’s like a party every time you strike a match!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Imagine this: you’re cruising down the pixelated streets in your blocky car, on your way to visit your sick pixelated family member. No need to worry about anyone asking to borrow your car, because here, everyone has their own ride!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister and dad will be begging to join in on the fun. They’ll see that it’s not selfish to keep your car to yourself when you’re living your best virtual life in our Minecraft world.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, no car-sharing drama. See you in the game!
On our server, you can build your dream house away from your dad, Beth, and all the drama. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own happy place where you can be yourself without any judgment.
Join us and leave all the AITA drama behind! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks to worry about instead? Let’s build a world where you can be the hero and leave all the negativity behind. Join now and let the fun begin!
this server is so lit, like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got dragons flying around, like, all the time. and not just regular dragons, like, talking dragons that tell jokes and stuff. it’s wild.
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the players are actually robots in disguise. yeah, u heard me right. u can join their ranks and become a robot too. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
plus, we have this thing where every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party. like, the mobs start breakdancing and the trees start grooving. it’s the most epic party u will ever see in minecraft.
so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s not just about building boring old houses, come join us. u won’t regret it. trust me.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a wild player parks their car right in front of your door, blocking your entrance. Will you confront them? Will you retaliate by parking your own car in front of their house? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Urinal Wars mini-game, where players compete to see who can choose the urinal right next to someone else the most times without getting punched in the face. It’s a game of skill, strategy, and bladder control.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of parking wars and urinal battles like never before! Who needs rules when you have chaos?
About Us: Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!
Server Information: The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run.
Latest Update: The server has just updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to join.
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| Discord Invite: Join Here |
| Instagram Account: Screenshot Gallery |
Vanilla Experience: We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics.
Community: We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.
Respect: Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum.
How To Join: Join our Discord HERE and apply!
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there. |
| Is the server modded? | No, we only use quality-of-life datapacks to enhance the vanilla experience. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP is allowed, but only in agreed-upon areas or events. We promote a friendly and respectful community. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | We welcome players of all ages, as long as they adhere to our community guidelines. |
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Bob, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese (yes, cheese!) and defend it from hordes of evil creepers who are determined to steal your precious loot.
But that’s not all! Our server also has mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing, where you can compete against other players for glory and bragging rights. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm, where you’ll encounter fiery demons and lava lakes that will test your courage and skill.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!