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Sick Days Are Sacred – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	363664	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the coolest place ever. like, we have diamond blocks raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like a magical wonderland of awesomeness.

but wait, there’s more! if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick again. that’s right, our virtual doctors will cure you with a potion of instant health whenever you start feeling under the weather. no more missing work or feeling guilty for not being at your best.

and get this, on our server, you can steal all the diamonds you want without any consequences. that’s right, no one will judge you for taking what you want. it’s a thief’s paradise, baby.

plus, if you join our server, you’ll never have to deal with annoying coworkers again. you can mute them or even ban them from the server if they start getting on your nerves. no more drama, just pure minecraft bliss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CordCutters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	609	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	6360	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	285
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Votes:	6564	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1906
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Void Gems Collected:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	4364
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.