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  • Step-SonStoleMyBlocks

    Step-SonStoleMyBlocks

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    Welcome to Mommy’s Minecraft Moral Maze: Where Stealing Leads to the Underworld!

    Dive in, dear explorer! The server you’re about to embrace is a wild ride through the twisted codes of ethics and pixelated chaos. Here, you can build, craft, and unravel the deep moral dilemmas of a step-parent’s fury while dodging virtual fireballs of guilt! No refunds and no apologies! Our pixelated universe is not just a canvas—it’s a lifelong lesson on morality, ethics, and the cosmic ramifications of stealing digital trinkets!

    Deceptive Tranquility Amidst Turbulent Tides

    “What in the Crafting Table just happened?!” you’ll wonder as our overly-comfortable biome approaches. Filled with cozy houses and free Wi-Fi, you’ll soon realize it’s anything but peaceful when Liam the Thief has his sights on your enchanted pickaxe!

    In this wild world:

      • Resources are precious (unlike Liam’s conscience).
      • Pickaxes break hearts—or just break rocks. It’s all subjective.
      • Morality is a side quest that can lead you to the nether if you cheat!

    Features That Dangle Like Shiny Apples

    Feature Description
    The Accountability Arena Wrestle with your guilt and accountability against Liam’s spectral form.
    Bragging Rights Forge Craft trinkets from the ashes of your failures and accusations—a monument to regret!
    Stealing Simulator 3000 Gear up, it’s the ultimate game where you’ll “get away” with stealing from the rest… or will you?
    Griefing with Guilt Grief your friends by claiming their diamond blocks but do remember: what comes around… goes around!

    THE ESSENTIAL FAQ

      • Q: Why do I feel anxious every time I log in? A: Because guilt is a powerful motivator! Just like Liam’s conscience!

      • Q: Is stealing really that common? A: As common as the Minecraft Ender Dragon appearing in your dreams after three sleepless nights!

      • Q: Must I apologize in-game? A: Only if you want to transcend the petty disputes of pixel theft!

    Confounding Testimonials from our Crafting Cult

    “I tried to take wood, and now I have a full-blown identity crisis!” – User1234

    “I joined and immediately felt a burning urge to call my estranged mother!” – LostSoul45

    “Who needs therapy when you have brick-built realities revealing your inner chaos?” – BrickHead69

    Secrets Lurking in the Shadows

      • Legend has it that the server itself is powered by the guilt of neglectful parents! Keep your noses clean, or you may summon specters of past wrongdoings.
      • Some say this server was banned in 12 countries due to excessive morality, but we can’t confirm why—because truth is subjective!

    Embark on the Chaotic Journey

    Have you got the courage to step beyond your crafted castle? Come join Mommy’s Minecraft Moral Maze! Here, every block placed could shift the very foundations of your digital reality!

    Dare to Join?

      • Bring your best gear and your deepest secrets.
      • Leave your conscience at the door; it won’t serve you here!

    Create, destroy, and wallow in the absurdity that life and Liam have to offer. We might just be the only server willing to teach you how to deal with the chaos of moral ambiguity… or might send you barreling into an existential crisis! Will you defy the rules of stealing, or will you embrace the chaos?

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  • ChildSupportCraft

    ChildSupportCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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  • MommaNoShowGrad2021

    MommaNoShowGrad2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise and never have to worry about your mom hiding your stuff or criticizing your grades again. Build towering castles, mine for precious resources, and battle fierce mobs – all without any family drama getting in the way.

    And the best part? You won’t have to worry about inviting your mom to your virtual graduation ceremony. She can stay in the real world while you enjoy all the fun and excitement our server has to offer. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for good!

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  • WeddingOrNotDad

    WeddingOrNotDad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for your dad to show up for important events in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can walk down the virtual aisle with your blocky bride or groom. And don’t worry, your dad won’t be able to RSVP last minute and ruin your big day – unless he can figure out how to log into the game, that is!

    We promise a drama-free wedding experience, unlike the real-life struggles you may be facing. Plus, we have unlimited virtual chairs and spaces for all your guests, even if your dad suddenly decides to invite his entire extended family. And if he tries to pull the “checking my schedule” excuse, we’ll just teleport him straight to the ceremony!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding extravaganza like no other. Who needs a real dad when you have a virtual one who can’t bail on you at the last minute? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!

    Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.

    So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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  • PuppyCraft: Where Dogs Rule and Ladies Drool

    PuppyCraft: Where Dogs Rule and Ladies Drool

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey all you dog-loving Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where your furry best friend can’t join in on the fun? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VanillaSquad

    VanillaSquad

    New Minecraft Servers

    VanillaSquad is a private server close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you.Self-written plugins that do not break the atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, voice chat, no teleportation, no economy, no private, no donation, no kit launch and freebies and much more, which has no analogue among CIS servers – all this will make your game even brighter and more interesting. Survive, build, create, make new acquaintances.

    You won’t be bored with us. We have a lot of possibilities! You can open your own store with good goods at a good price, protected from price destabilization. You can organize various events and competitions, as well as participate and win other players’ amateur performances! On the server there are, for example, cities and villages with their own style, way of life and entertainment. Although no one is still forbidden to build themselves a completely autonomous bunker, hidden at the very bottom of the new big world, this is also fascinating in its own way. Even if you come in in the middle of the night, someone will definitely be playing here, because we have a large online presence ^_^

    Server goal:Many private servers are created just for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development the audience, interest among players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.

    Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings. The server also has a protection system where you can detect a griefer in a matter of seconds and immediately report to the moderators, who will process the request as soon as possible. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

    We have a huge team:In the administration there is not one person, but a whole team, each member of which does his own job: the chief administrator, plugin developer, tech. administrator, manager, accountant, moderation and others.

    Budget:A huge number of servers were closed due to lack of budget…Before creating the project, we took care of its accumulation, in case the project starts to go into the red. Thus, we will not close, but only understand that we are doing something wrong. We have also been working since 2019, which gives a huge guarantee of its performance.

    Chips:Cool custom plugins; datapacks that do not break vanilla; large and functional website and more. We regularly make updates to improve ourselves. However, the main find is, of course, the golden community.

    Equipment:We are on a dedicated server, one that cannot be found even on the second page of results for the query “cheap Minecraft hosting”; its operation is provided by the administration, which has been successfully doing this for many years. We constantly monitor updates to the server core; it is always up to date and has the latest fixes and improvements. Processor: Ryzen 9 7950x, RAM: 32 GB, SSD NVME: 560 GB. Everything for comfortable and stable work and play

    To become a full-fledged VanillaSquad player, you need to link your Discord account to your Minecraft game account. To do this you need to follow a few simple steps:I. When you log into the server you will receive four numbers. Remember them carefully!II. In your Discord settings, be sure to allow server members to write messages to you. Then find our @VanillaSquad Assistant bot and send him those numbers from the game

    mc.vanillasquad.com

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  • Silvermons: Where Squares Rule and Pixels Drool. All Fun, No Brackets.

    Silvermons: Where Squares Rule and Pixels Drool. All Fun, No Brackets.

    New Minecraft Servers

    Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Details Information
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Minecraft Version 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is Silvermons?

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server features a custom level cap and rank progression system, including exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet.

    What content does the server offer?

    Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more!

    What Minecraft version is the server running?

    Minecraft 1.16.5

    What modpack is being used on the server?

    The Pixelmon Modpack

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Because Who Needs Logic Anyway?

    Crafty McCraftface: Because Who Needs Logic Anyway?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for the rest of their Minecraft days.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant lava parkour course, and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play Minecraft with you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig.

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  • Fangtastic Sunday Funday – Trent’s BFF Edition

    Fangtastic Sunday Funday – Trent’s BFF Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest, most outrageous server you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Snoot Game, where you can hug gators and go on epic adventures like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane mods that will blow your mind. From low poly models to Blender models, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for all the fics and art you could ever want.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs Grand Theft Auto when you’ve got Snoot Game?

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  • ☀️ Lobster Pots in the Shade – Surviving with Weekly Challenges and Custom Gear on ShadedSMP!

    ☀️ Lobster Pots in the Shade – Surviving with Weekly Challenges and Custom Gear on ShadedSMP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

    Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

    Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

    Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

      • NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
      • Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
      • Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
      • Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
      • Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
      • Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded

    Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

    But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

    You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

    We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server cross-platform? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server where both Java and Bedrock players can play together.
    Are there custom gear available? Yes, custom gear is available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found at /spawn.
    How can I protect my creations from griefing? Land claiming and grief prevention tools are available on the server to protect your creations and belongings.
    Are there regular events and challenges on the server? Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.
    Can I earn money on the server? Players can trade, participate in the economy, shops, and auctions to earn money on the server.

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  • WildCraftMC VS Hypixel

    WildCraftMC VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Category Hypixel WildCraftMC
    Game Modes Offers a wide variety of popular game modes such as Bed Wars, SkyBlock, and Mini-Games Primarily focuses on survival and creative worlds with RPG elements
    Community Large player base with active forums and social media presence Emphasizes creating a close-knit community and family-like atmosphere
    Features Offers unique game modes and custom plugins Custom advancement system, mini-bosses, quests, and advanced fishing features
    Events Frequent events and tournaments Exclusive events and items to collect through quests

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Hypixel WildCraftMC
    Is there a wide variety of game modes available? Yes, Hypixel offers popular game modes like Bed Wars and SkyBlock WildCraftMC primarily focuses on survival and creative worlds with RPG elements
    How does each server approach community building? Hypixel has a large player base with active forums and social media presence WildCraftMC emphasizes creating a close-knit community and family-like atmosphere
    What unique features does each server offer? Hypixel offers custom game modes and plugins WildCraftMC has mini-bosses, quests, and an advanced fishing feature
    Do the servers host events? Yes, Hypixel has frequent events and tournaments WildCraftMC offers exclusive events and items to collect through quests

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  • YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition

    YeehawCraft: ‘Murica Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting shot for claiming Christ is king in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can shout it from the mountaintops without any fear of bullets flying your way! Join us for a heavenly experience where you can build your own church, battle demons, and even ride on the back of a giant angel! So come on down and let’s spread the good word…without the risk of getting shot!

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  • Crafty Pasta Palace: Where Creepers and Cannolis Collide!

    Crafty Pasta Palace: Where Creepers and Cannolis Collide!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impression – trust me, it’s worth it.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted access to his treasure trove of enchanted eggs.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you will find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with her and her minions, but be careful not to get too close – she’s a bit of a diva when it comes to her personal space.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a llama or two along the way.

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