absentee father Minecraft Servers

Absentee Father

  • MineCraftMIA: ParentingProbs

    MineCraftMIA: ParentingProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to join us right away!

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a brave warrior (who may or may not have torn all his lower left back tendons) embarked on a journey to defeat the mislabeled packages of evil! With the strength of ten thousand stab wounds in his left leg, he fought against the forces of darkness to save his child from the clutches of his evil ex and her parents.

    But fear not, for our hero emerged victorious, with his sister by his side and a Minecraft server to call home. Join us now and be a part of this epic tale, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory alongside the most resilient warrior of them all!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just remember, no more than 10lbs of weightlifting allowed – we don’t want any more torn tendons on our hands!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadlessDance Minecraft Server

    DadlessDance Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

    Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

    Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

    MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

    Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    Join us now and see if you can navigate through family dynamics, surprise engagements, and absentee dads – all in the comfort of your own virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

    BroBroGoneWild Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to forget about your brother’s foolishness and your sister-in-law’s marriage problems!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your family’s drama. Our server is the ultimate escape from reality, where you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring without any distractions.

    Forget about your brother’s disappearing act and your sister-in-law’s constant complaints – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive the night against hordes of zombies and creepers. So come join us and leave your family troubles behind, because in our world, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

    Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

    Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

    So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PaternalPurgeCraft

    PaternalPurgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.

    Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.

    Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

    Dad’sCraft: Divorce Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t send you to conversion therapy or storm out of stores over $20. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your mom thinks you’re the reason for her potential divorce. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your grandpa making weird comments about your sister’s skin color. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoParentingAllowedMC

    NoParentingAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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