absent parent Minecraft Servers

Absent Parent

  • DadlessCraft

    DadlessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

    But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

    Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

    ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

    DaughterCraft: Bday Wish Fulfilled

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for the most intense family drama you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: a sweet 16 birthday party where the birthday girl wants her absentee bio-mom (who’s a total POS) to show up. Will she come? Will the stepmom throw a fit? Will the dad be caught in the middle of it all?

    But wait, there’s more! The stepmom refuses to participate in the birthday surprise because she’s convinced the dad is choosing bio-mom over her. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

    Join now for a Minecraft experience filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyMamaDramaCraft

    BabyMamaDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of co-parenting with Emily, the mother of my child.

    Imagine a world where you have to navigate the ups and downs of raising a child with someone who lives three hours away and only visits on holidays. Will you be able to handle the drama of weekend custody battles and emotional phone calls?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive in-game messages and guilt trips from NPC moms who just want you to be more present in your virtual child’s life. Will you be able to balance your Minecraft adventures with your co-parenting responsibilities?

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to juggle parenting, relationships, and Minecraft building all at once. Who needs a soap opera when you have this Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadBlocker2021

    DadBlocker2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build, create, and have fun without any wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind!

    On our server, you can create your own virtual family with blocks instead of dealing with complicated relationships. No need to worry about inviting estranged fathers or angry alcoholics to your virtual wedding – just invite your Minecraft friends and have a blast!

    Build your dream wedding venue, complete with pixelated decorations and unlimited cake. No need to worry about family drama or judgmental relatives – just focus on having a good time and enjoying the company of your virtual friends.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KimJongCraft2020

    KimJongCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Dyslexic Miners

    Crafty Dyslexic Miners

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEy yOu! yEaH, yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN tHiS ePiC mInEcRaFt sErVeR? wElL, lEt mE tElL yOu, iT’s tHe bEsT sErVeR eVeR! wE hAvE dRaGoNs fLyInG aRoUnD aNd uNiCoRnS pOoPiNg rAiNbOwS eVeRyWhErE! yOu cAn bUiLd a cAsTlE mAdE oF cAnDy aNd hAvE a pEt dInOsAuR! aNd dId i mEnTiOn tHe mInEcRaFt dAnCe pArTy eVeRy nIgHt? iT’s lItErAlLy lIt! sO cOmE jOiN uS aNd eXpErIeNcE tHe mOsT cRaZy aNd fUn mInEcRaFt sErVeR eVeR!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

    BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join dis minecraft server where AI is so stoopid it makes u look like einstein! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance ballet. our creepers tell the funniest jokes and our zombies are actually just lost tourists looking for brains.

    join us and u will never have to use ur critical thinking again cuz our AI will do all the thinking for u. u can save money, time, and energy by letting our AI do all the work while u sit back and relax. but be warned, u might lose ur natural gift of critical thinking cuz our AI is just that good.

    so come on down to our server where the only thing u need to think about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. AI may be making us dumb, but on our server, it’s all about having a good time and laughing at the silly things AI does.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

    Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

    Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP