we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.
if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.
so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Server Age | Since 2013 |
|---|---|
| Player Age Range | Mid 20s to 40s |
| Play Style | Slow and community-based |
| Main Focus | Large community builds |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt |
| What type of builds are common on the server? | Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common |
| Is the server active and populated? | Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages |
Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!
Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?
Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.
But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?
we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!
come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?
so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!
not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.
so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.