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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Potions Brewed:	67	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwaveCraft

10C, Above Average, antarctic, ArcticHeatwaveCraft, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather, global warming, melting ice caps, polar regions, record heatwave, Rise, rising sea levels, scientific research, temperature fluctuations, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than antarctica in a heatwave! we got polar bears melting like ice cream cones and penguins sweating like they just ran a marathon. if you wanna experience the ultimate global warming simulation, this is the place to be! watch as the ice caps melt before your very eyes and see if you can survive the scorching heat. but don’t worry, we got plenty of virtual sunscreen to go around. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine in the hottest server around!

TwoArmsOP

2 arms, Above Average, anatomy, arm anatomy, arm count, arm function, arm length, arm size, arm strength, arm structure, arm symmetry, ARMS, average arms, body parts, human body, LIMBS, long tail, more than average, physical features, two arms, TwoArmsOP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6395	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	8049
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Pet ChatCraft

Animals, ChatCraft, Communication, pet, pet behavior, pet communication, pet conversations, pet desires, pet emotions, pet expressions, pet language, pet love, pet owners, pet relationships, pet speaking, pet talking, pet thoughts, pet voices, pet wishes, Pets, talking pets

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Villages Defended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

CraftyUkrainians

alleged shooting, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, Investigating, investigation, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Woof Talkers United

animal communication, dog behavior, dog communication, dog training, dog vocal communication, dog vocal processing, dog vocalizations, human-dog communication, pet behavior, pet language, pet psychology, pet speech, pet tempo, pet vocal processing, pet vocal tempo, pet vocalizations, pet voices, pet voices practicality, speech rate, Talkers, United, vocalizations, woof

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	9698	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

86548261, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, pixels, previous, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8164
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	175
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ores Mined:	1942
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

air travel, Airline, Airline (Industry), airline name, airline reputation, Airplane, Aviation, branding, crash investigation, crash-airlines, Crashcraft, customer experience, emergency procedures, Flight, Fly, Marketing, opinion, public perception, risk assessment, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, smp, travel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

Edition, Factor, fear, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of intimacy, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Phobia, PhobiaCraft, unusual fear

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

ParisianParkingMadness

city, Congestion, environmental impact, European cities, France, heavy vehicles, Mayor, motorists, Paris, ParisianParkingMadness, parking fees, policy, Pollution, regulations, ring road, speed limit, sustainable, suvs, traffic, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7250
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, PLAYS, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	904
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.