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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3966 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!
If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!