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BabyBoomCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life! -
PixelBabyDaddyPayup
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?
With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?
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BlockyBaby Minecraft Server
Are you tired of worrying about your virtual children being slaughtered by other players on Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because on our server, we encourage it! That’s right, let your kids roam free and watch as they get taken out in the most hilarious ways possible. It’s not your problem, so why not sit back and enjoy the chaos? Join us for some twisted family fun! -
Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.
But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”
So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!
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SMP Debate: ProBlock vs ProVoid – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take things to a whole new level of insanity! Ever wondered what a 382-week-old aborted fetus looks like in Minecraft? Well, wonder no more because we’ve got it all here! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about settling debates by killing each other? Who needs a civilized discussion when you can just battle it out in the virtual world?But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also believe in making life more wonderful than it already is. Build epic structures, embark on crazy adventures, and satisfy your need for self-actualization in the most bizarre ways possible.
So, which way will you choose? Join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
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AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo! -
BabyNameDramaCraft
Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!
So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!
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EggcellentAbortionsMC
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way. -
PreggoSisNoHome
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and arguments just like this insane family drama.We’ve got everything you need – from pregnant teenage sisters looking for handouts to brothers trying to navigate the tricky waters of family responsibility. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the chaos firsthand?
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, come join us! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but be prepared for some serious virtual fireworks. Join now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server around!
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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!