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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2011 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna join, you gotta be, like, super cool and totally against all those public health thingies. like, who needs to wear a mask when you can just mine diamonds, amirite?
also, if you’re all about that pro-choice life, then this server is, like, totally not for you. we only want players who are, like, super conservative and religious. you gotta be all about that anti-abortion vibe, ya know?
oh, and if you’re all about distrusting institutions and stuff, then you’ll fit right in here. we don’t trust nobody, not even the Minecraft villagers. they’re always up to something, i swear.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s all about being rebellious and going against the grain, then, like, come on down. we got creeper explosions, diamond swords, and a whole lot of drama. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
