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Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone
hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.
plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.
so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!
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Crafty Abortion Pill Shop
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.
but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.
oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.
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AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo! -
AbortCraft: State Stressors
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at!But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you smarter, funnier, and better looking! It’s like a magical potion mixed with a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Plus, all the cool kids are hanging out here, so you don’t wanna miss out on the party!
And get this, scientists have proven that playing on our server can actually increase your chances of winning the lottery! It’s like a lucky charm in pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!
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Hiraya SMP
Hiraya SMP is a Minecraft Economy, McMMO, and Survival server featuring custom mobs, biomes, items, and more. Players can also claim land, create shops, and trade with other players, and there are events hosted regularly with amazing prizes, too! Hiraya SMP runs on version 1.20.4, plus it works for both Java and Bedrock! Get things kicked off by joining now!
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ZenlessZone Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more action-packed events than a creeper explosion and more exclusive bazaars than a village market day. Join us for our “Undercover R&B” special program where you can show off your moves and groove with other players.But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so you can keep those pesky mobs in check. And don’t forget to search for Zhu Yuan before he disappears into the pixelated sunset.
Need a break from all the excitement? Head over to our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event and relax with a cup of virtual joe. And if you’re feeling lucky, redeem one of our insane codes for some sweet loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s craft some memories together. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet. See you in the game!
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Minecraft SMP: /EuphoricKaleidoGen/ – Phase 3Krazy!
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Runie’s walking and drinking alcohol stream? Want to join a server crazier than Eimi playing a Roblox rage game? Look no further than our server, where Pico-chan sings karaoke and Loki-sama plays House Search like a boss!Join us for epic adventures, like Hina and Saya teaming up with Tenma-senpai, Remi-senpai, and Ember-senpai in a panel that will blow your mind! Plus, we’re doing a collab with Maids of England during an expo because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Pico-chan and Loki-sama are gathering creators to share short ghost stories for a “Hyakumonogatari” presentation. Will you be brave enough to join in the spooky fun?
So come on over to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in-game, fellow Phase Connect enthusiasts!