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Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

VanillaEvolved: Where bedrock players fight Java abominations with no hacks on seasonal maps!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

VanillaEvolved Server Overview

Server Name	VanillaEvolved – Vanilla minecraft since 2013
IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	Server page on PMC
Website	Visit our website

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /serverseasonal or noreset

Why us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What type of server is VanillaEvolved?

VanillaEvolved is a vanilla Minecraft server that has been running since 2013. We strive to offer a pure vanilla experience with minimal added features.

How often do the maps reset?

There are two types of maps on VanillaEvolved – seasonal and noreset. Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between the two types using commands.

Can I play on the server from Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, VanillaEvolved offers Java/Bedrock cross-play, allowing players from both editions to join and play together.

What is the community like on VanillaEvolved?

We pride ourselves on having a friendly community on VanillaEvolved. Players are encouraged to collaborate, build together, and enjoy the vanilla experience as a group.

Are there any unique features on VanillaEvolved?

Players can earn a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement on the server. Additionally, there are cool in-game stats that can be viewed on our website.

What are the rules on VanillaEvolved?

While VanillaEvolved operates on semi-anarchy principles, players are expected to follow basic rules such as no cheating, griefing, or harassment. As long as no rules are broken, players are free to do as they please on the server.

So you’re telling me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1190
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Oh, honey, buckle up because this Minecraft SMP is wilder than a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords. We’ve got alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that will have you digging deeper than a rabbit on a mission. Rumor has it there’s a secret base hidden somewhere on the map that’s filled with more diamonds than you can shake a stick at.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, camaraderie, and craziness, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally figure out what the heck KDE stands for!

Inevitable Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!

ParaSailGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Crops Grown:	3857

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will literally take your breath away? Well, look no further because our server is so thrilling, it’s like parasailing without a parachute! Just like this unfortunate woman who met her demise in a parasail accident, our server will have you on the edge of your seat with adrenaline-pumping adventures and heart-stopping challenges. Join us if you dare, but be warned – the line between life and blocky death is thinner than a pixel on our server!

DonPolit Minecraft server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Villages Defended:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Description

You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.

Server version: 1.17.1

IP: donpolit.ru

Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/

Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/

DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/

Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/

Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN

Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap

Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap

donpolit.ru

Merry Crafty Christmas 2024 Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crops Grown:	7044
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most magical place in all of blocky land!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3360
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

The Chill Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can embark on epic quests, battle virtual monsters, and even help Kai find his missing sandwich! Join now and experience the Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, where you’ll uncover the secrets of a hidden realm filled with falling stars and chaos.

But that’s not all – we also have a special program called “En-Nah” Assistant, where a virtual assistant will be at your beck and call to help you navigate the treacherous world of Zenless Zone Zero. And don’t forget about our Data Bounty Combat Simulation, where you can test your skills against the toughest foes in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, including a drawpile for all your artistic needs and a gacha simulator for those who love to gamble their way to victory.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us today and let the madness begin!

WWE is RED HOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s hotter than WWE right now? Look no further, because our server is on fire! We’ve got more drama than a wrestling match, and our players are always putting on a show. Forget AEW, they can’t even sell out a school gymnasium – but we sell out virtual arenas every day! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more entertaining than any wrestling promotion. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Pixel Pout Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9970	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Farms Harvested:	113
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a Russian onlyfans model who goes to a Euro Disneyland knock-off and films yourself masturbating in the magical forest!

Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

Pleasant Serial Winner Humiliation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of seeing the same old players dominating every Minecraft SMP out there? Do you want to witness some epic fails from those serial winners? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.