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Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

give up, Chad, SURVIVE, Women, discrimination

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

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VanillaEvolved: Where bedrock players fight Java abominations with no hacks on seasonal maps!

Hacks, java, Server, chat reports, Community
VanillaEvolved Server Overview

Server Name VanillaEvolved – Vanilla minecraft since 2013

IP us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord Join our Discord

Planet Minecraft Server page on PMC

Website Visit our website

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /serverseasonal or noreset

Why us?
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What type of server is VanillaEvolved?

VanillaEvolved is a vanilla Minecraft server that has been running since 2013. We strive to offer a pure vanilla experience with minimal added features.

How often do the maps reset?

There are two types of maps on VanillaEvolved – seasonal and noreset. Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between the two types using commands.

Can I play on the server from Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, VanillaEvolved offers Java/Bedrock cross-play, allowing players from both editions to join and play together.

What is the community like on VanillaEvolved?

We pride ourselves on having a friendly community on VanillaEvolved. Players are encouraged to collaborate, build together, and enjoy the vanilla experience as a group.

Are there any unique features on VanillaEvolved?

Players can earn a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement on the server. Additionally, there are cool in-game stats that can be viewed on our website.

What are the rules on VanillaEvolved?

While VanillaEvolved operates on semi-anarchy principles, players are expected to follow basic rules such as no cheating, griefing, or harassment. As long as no rules are broken, players are free to do as they please on the server.
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CraftyShowerSavings

unexpected expenses, family pressure, financial stress, CraftyShowerSavings, family expectations

Are you tired of being a bridesmaid and feeling like a walking ATM machine? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the endless cycle of wedding expenses!

Join our server and experience a world where bridesmaids are celebrated for their skills in building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky universe. No more expensive dresses, shoes, or bachelorette trips – just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world.

Instead of funding a bridal shower fit for a queen, you can build a virtual palace for the bride-to-be and her friends to enjoy. And the best part? It won’t cost you a dime!

So say goodbye to the wedding financial stress and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server today and start saving for your own wedding in style!

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MarriageCraft SMP: Platonic Love!

closeness, love, Bonding, smp, Intimacy in Marriage

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies!

Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to express their feelings through interpretive dance and poetry readings. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and lava pits!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!

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TeenageTunesMC

emotional, Throwback, formative years, adolescence, time machine

Remember that song that played on repeat while you were mining for diamonds and building your epic castle? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to bringing back those nostalgic feels! Join us for a wild ride down memory lane as you battle creepers to the beat of your favorite teenage anthem. And who knows, you might even run into a secret underground rave where the zombies drop sick loot and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 2009, because on this server, every block you break is a step closer to reliving your teenage dreams!

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ZelenskyyCraft – No Russian Territories

disputed territories, current events, political stance, eastern europe, SOVEREIGNTY

so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”

join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.

and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.

so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!

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Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.3

gender dynamics, feminism, social norms, gender stereotypes, Gender Roles

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the madness of the real world. We don’t have any gender protests here, just blocks and mobs to fight! Plus, who needs women when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to explode? Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything, bro!

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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

Guidelines, HARMFUL, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP, Comments.., Agreement

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

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MineCraftySchool2100

project-based learning, experiential learning, MineCraftySchool2100, future of education, technology in education

Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.

So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

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Butts of Anime 1.20.1

anime culture, Anime love, anime appreciation, Butts, anime fans

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

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Server Name	VanillaEvolved – Vanilla minecraft since 2013
IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	Server page on PMC
Website	Visit our website

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VanillaEvolved Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What type of server is VanillaEvolved?

How often do the maps reset?

Can I play on the server from Java and Bedrock editions?

What is the community like on VanillaEvolved?

Are there any unique features on VanillaEvolved?

What are the rules on VanillaEvolved?