Abominations MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

Inclusivity, Chad, SURVIVE, discrimination, Pushups

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

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VanillaEvolved: Where bedrock players fight Java abominations with no hacks on seasonal maps!

chat reports, Maps, Seasonal, Hacks, abominations
VanillaEvolved Server Overview

Server Name VanillaEvolved – Vanilla minecraft since 2013

IP us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord Join our Discord

Planet Minecraft Server page on PMC

Website Visit our website

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers with /serverseasonal or noreset

Why us?
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What type of server is VanillaEvolved?

VanillaEvolved is a vanilla Minecraft server that has been running since 2013. We strive to offer a pure vanilla experience with minimal added features.

How often do the maps reset?

There are two types of maps on VanillaEvolved – seasonal and noreset. Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while noreset maps never reset. Players can switch between the two types using commands.

Can I play on the server from Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, VanillaEvolved offers Java/Bedrock cross-play, allowing players from both editions to join and play together.

What is the community like on VanillaEvolved?

We pride ourselves on having a friendly community on VanillaEvolved. Players are encouraged to collaborate, build together, and enjoy the vanilla experience as a group.

Are there any unique features on VanillaEvolved?

Players can earn a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement on the server. Additionally, there are cool in-game stats that can be viewed on our website.

What are the rules on VanillaEvolved?

While VanillaEvolved operates on semi-anarchy principles, players are expected to follow basic rules such as no cheating, griefing, or harassment. As long as no rules are broken, players are free to do as they please on the server.
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Help Me Minecraft Server

reaching out for help, feeling alone, Server, can’t handle it alone, seeking assistance

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

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The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

pic, Save, Relevant, Wife, trib

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

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RageCraft: Instant Trigger

trigger, quickest, vex, provoke, Irritation

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Creepercraft, condemn, Minecraft, Leaders

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

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CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

international relations, aggression, flames, strategic bases, Crimea

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

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Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

eccentric, silly, Humorous, awkward, geeky

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

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Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Relocation, immigration, Canada, Minecraft, Country

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

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DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

RESPONSIBILITY, Expectations, Pets, night out, consequences

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

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Server Name	VanillaEvolved – Vanilla minecraft since 2013
IP	us.vanillaevolved.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Planet Minecraft	Server page on PMC
Website	Visit our website

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VanillaEvolved Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What type of server is VanillaEvolved?

How often do the maps reset?

Can I play on the server from Java and Bedrock editions?

What is the community like on VanillaEvolved?

Are there any unique features on VanillaEvolved?

What are the rules on VanillaEvolved?