Abomination MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

F R E E Z A – Minecraft SMP

Funimation Dub, Weeb’s, Furiza, smp, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: if you can’t spell Freeza correctly, you’re outta here! We take spelling very seriously in our world, so if you’re a grammar nerd looking for a place to thrive, this is the server for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon named Steve. Legend has it that Steve once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a single fireball. Join our server and you might just get the chance to ride on Steve’s back and conquer the world together.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re tired of boring servers with no sense of humor, come hang out with us and laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes spelling so seriously? Freeza would be proud. Join us today and let the fun begin!

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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

Mutants, loathe, antipathy, despise, MutieFree

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

corporate power, environmental degradation, INEQUALITY, CraftyCapitalism, Exploitation

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Hate-Free Henya’s Minecraft Server

Hatefree, world, detestation, Repulsion, despises

Henya absolutely despises boring and dull Minecraft servers! She craves excitement, chaos, and pure unadulterated fun. That’s why she created her own Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never be boring!

Join Henya’s server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have epic dance parties in the Nether. Henya once tamed a creeper and rode it into the sunset while playing a ukulele solo – true story!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with their rules and restrictions, come join Henya’s server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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NoobAvoidanceCraft

refusal, Loathing, Abomination, aversion, repugnance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

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HateCraft: Creeper Edition

Abomination, antipathy, revile, repugnance, most hated

Creepers? Nope. Homework? Close, but no cigar. It’s lag on a Minecraft server! But fear not, dear player, for our server is as smooth as a baby’s bottom! Join us and say goodbye to lag forever. Rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with his divine coding skills.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama! Legend has it that if you manage to tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because these llamas have a mischievous streak!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja villagers. They may look harmless with their potato noses and unibrows, but don’t be fooled. These villagers can take down a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those ninja villagers – they have a tendency to prank unsuspecting players with exploding chickens.

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FeelsGuy’s Minecraft Server

offensive, Board, community guidelines, online forum, fat

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Join our server where the Feels Guy is having a wild party with all your favorite memes! Watch as Wojak tries to crash the party but gets distracted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chaos and laughter, join now for a meme-tastic adventure like no other!

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Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

Minecraft, chubba, Burn, Nijisisters, w/

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

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Not a Racist But Minecraft Server

Minecraft, microaggressions, Stereotypes, systemic racism, racist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.

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Chainsaw Man Minecraft SMP

pounded, Adventure, Demons, chainsaw, Gore

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the powerfags and SHITsas get absolutely wrecked by the BULLku chads! If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is filled with colorful characters, from the overly competitive try-hards to the laid-back builders who just want to chill and create.

But beware, the BULLku chads are always on the prowl, ready to assert their dominance and make sure everyone knows who’s boss. Will you rise to the challenge and take them down, or will you join forces with them and become a force to be reckoned with?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen (or the Nether, in this case).

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