🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6661 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Votes: | 505 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!